Character 1: We're extremely thirsty, sir.
Character 2: I have a really low tolerance for dehydration.
Character 1: I've seen her dehydrate, sir. It's pretty gross.
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by UselessTriviaMan on Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:51 am
From one of my all-time favorite movies:
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by UselessTriviaMan on Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:29 pm
No guesses? Let's go with another, easier one:
Character 1: What if your home... what if your family... what if your dope was on fire?
Character 2: Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.
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by ijnmusashi on Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:55 am
the bird cage?
A few choice reminders
1.) Any ship can be a minesweeper - once.
2.)A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down
3.)Incoming fire has the right of way
4.)If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you.
1.) Any ship can be a minesweeper - once.
2.)A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down
3.)Incoming fire has the right of way
4.)If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you.
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by Incandenza on Sun Dec 16, 2007 4:09 am
Damnit, I was gonna say birdcage.
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by btownmeggy on Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:24 am
Incandenza wrote:Damnit, I was gonna say birdcage.
Yeah,yeah, I think so.
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by ijnmusashi on Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:08 pm
assuming i am correct i will continue
" Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work."
" Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work."
A few choice reminders
1.) Any ship can be a minesweeper - once.
2.)A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down
3.)Incoming fire has the right of way
4.)If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you.
1.) Any ship can be a minesweeper - once.
2.)A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down
3.)Incoming fire has the right of way
4.)If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you.
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by ijnmusashi on Sun Dec 16, 2007 3:13 pm
no
A few choice reminders
1.) Any ship can be a minesweeper - once.
2.)A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down
3.)Incoming fire has the right of way
4.)If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you.
1.) Any ship can be a minesweeper - once.
2.)A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down
3.)Incoming fire has the right of way
4.)If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you.
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by vtmarik on Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:18 pm
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
New quote:
"What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
[pause]
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
[pause]
See? No sense of humor whatsoever!"
New quote:
"What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
[pause]
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
[pause]
See? No sense of humor whatsoever!"
Initiate discovery! Fire the Machines! Throw the switch Igor! THROW THE F***ING SWITCH!
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by UselessTriviaMan on Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:33 pm
That's one of my favorite Steve Martin flicks! My Blue Heaven
Uh, Lord, hallowed be Thy name. May our feet be swift; may our bats be mighty; may our balls... be plentiful. Lord, I'd just like to thank You for that waitress in South Bend. You know who she is - she kept calling Your name.
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by vtmarik on Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:55 pm
A League of Their Own
New Quote:
"Well I guess if I had to swear one way or another, I'd say Lazlo wasn't insane. He just had very strange rhythms. But he stomped on the terra. Lord Buckley said that. It's hard to say he got what he deserved, because he never really got anything, at least not in this story. And right now, this story is all we have ... It's sad. But what's really sad is it never got weird enough for me. I moved to the country when the boat got too crowded. Then I learned that President Nixon had been eaten by white cannibals on an island near Tijuana for no good reason at all. Golly, you hear a lot of strange and unnatural things about the world these days. Lazlo and Nixon are both gone now, but I don't think I'm going to believe that. Not until I can gnaw on their skull, because it still hasn't gotten weird enough for me."
New Quote:
"Well I guess if I had to swear one way or another, I'd say Lazlo wasn't insane. He just had very strange rhythms. But he stomped on the terra. Lord Buckley said that. It's hard to say he got what he deserved, because he never really got anything, at least not in this story. And right now, this story is all we have ... It's sad. But what's really sad is it never got weird enough for me. I moved to the country when the boat got too crowded. Then I learned that President Nixon had been eaten by white cannibals on an island near Tijuana for no good reason at all. Golly, you hear a lot of strange and unnatural things about the world these days. Lazlo and Nixon are both gone now, but I don't think I'm going to believe that. Not until I can gnaw on their skull, because it still hasn't gotten weird enough for me."
Initiate discovery! Fire the Machines! Throw the switch Igor! THROW THE F***ING SWITCH!
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by UselessTriviaMan on Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:10 pm
I can safely say that I've never, ever seen that movie. That's a line that certainly would have stuck in my head.
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by spurgistan on Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:32 pm
Sounds like HST, but I can't finger the movie. Not Fear and Loathing
Mr_Adams wrote:You, sir, are an idiot.
Timminz wrote:By that logic, you eat babies.
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by Incandenza on Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:28 pm
Maybe it's Burroughs. A bit of the Naked Lunch, perhaps?
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by vtmarik on Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:05 pm
2nd quote:
Oh, and a hint: Spurgistan's on the right track.
A: Hi sir, it's Harris from the Post. Can I get you anything sir?
B: How's the family Harris?
A: Oh the family, well that's bad news. The screwheads finally came and took my daughter away. Let me ask you a question sir, what is this country doing for the doomed? There are two kinds of people in this country, the doomed and the screwheads. Savage tribal thugs who live off their legal incomes, brow deep out there; no respect for human dignity. They don't know what you and I understand, you know what I mean.
B: You ever play football, Harris?
A: Yes sir, thank you sir. I played in college, and they're gonna get your daughter too sir. I've heard their rallies, they like Julie but Tricia... and they really hate you sir. You know that one and a half of the State Senate of Utah are screwheads. You know I was never really frightened by the bopheads and the potheads with their silliness never really frightened me either, but these goddam screwheads, they terrify me. And the poor doomed, the young, and the silly, the honest, the weak, the Italians ... they're doomed, they're lost, they're helpless, they're somebody else's meal, they're like pigs in the wilderness.
B: Come here Harris, come here. f*ck the doomed!
Oh, and a hint: Spurgistan's on the right track.
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by Incandenza on Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:57 pm
Whatever it is, this sounds like a movie that I need to be putting in my netflix queue post-fucking-haste. 
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by ijnmusashi on Mon Dec 17, 2007 6:33 pm
o its where the buffalo roam
A few choice reminders
1.) Any ship can be a minesweeper - once.
2.)A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down
3.)Incoming fire has the right of way
4.)If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you.
1.) Any ship can be a minesweeper - once.
2.)A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down
3.)Incoming fire has the right of way
4.)If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you.
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by ijnmusashi on Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:22 pm
ok here's a new one
:Where are the radiation protective suits?
:We don't have any. The warehouse was out, so they sent us chemical protective suits instead.
:They may as well wear raincoats.
:Where are the radiation protective suits?
:We don't have any. The warehouse was out, so they sent us chemical protective suits instead.
:They may as well wear raincoats.
A few choice reminders
1.) Any ship can be a minesweeper - once.
2.)A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down
3.)Incoming fire has the right of way
4.)If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you.
1.) Any ship can be a minesweeper - once.
2.)A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down
3.)Incoming fire has the right of way
4.)If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you.
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