king of the hill

[Hitman079]

Titanic hits an iceberg and he sinks.
my hill.

[Jesse, Bad Boy]

Frankenschlong rises from the grave and strangles you to death in his testosterone fueled rage.


My hill.

[nyg5680]

i take all ur noses in ur avatar and rip em off u die from pain my hill

[Dariune]

I take the shoulder pads off of your avatar stopping you from looking so tough. You run away and cry.

My hill

[static_ice]

my avatar bites your avatar's head off then spikes it

my hill

[Dariune]

oh ...

I do something so horrible in return that i cant mention it on a risk forum.
But the end result is ...

... my hill

[s.xkitten]

and i join you on said hill...our hill

[static_ice]

I join too, triples!!!

but I backstab you

my hill

[DirtyDishSoap]

I use my Soapy Godlike powers to smite you!

My Hill!

[dussle]

You slip on all that soap crap and fall down the hill. I put on spikes boots and walk up easily.
My hill.

[Dariune]

i point behiond you "look its a badger with a gun"
While your turned to look i steal the hill

My hill

[XenHu]

In the name of freedom, I gouge out your eyeballs and raise the Red Flag..

My Hill...


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[pancakemix]

I burn the flag

my hill

[Russianfire8371]

I devise a plan to take over your hill. In three days, me and my men come back with a giant wooden bunny, which we offer to you as a peace offering. As you take the peace offering we get ready to jump out of the wooden bunny until we realized that we forgot to get in. You chuck the bunny with a huge catapult away from you hill.



still your hill

[Titanic]

I wait out the cold war

my hill

[DirtyDishSoap]

Begins WW3 on the hill

No ones hill

[pancakemix]

I dig a cave under the hill and hide out until the war ends.

until then...

my cozy cave

[cdman]

i fill youre cave with shit!

my hill!

[Titanic]

I take the hill

my hill

[strike wolf]

After spending countless hours inside the abyss I achieve total enlightenment, not to mention that I'm already a reaper as well as knowing every martial arts move ever invented. I climb out of the abyss and start walking up the hill. You see me and make a charge down the hill. In the blink of an eye I've reached the top of the hill unharmed while you lie below twitching in pain.

my hill

[nyg5680]

i didnt feel like readin it so there for i just roll u down the hill when ur sleepin and its my hill

[hourman]

you all eat poisonus pinnapples and die



my hill

[Titanic]

I drink Lucozade

My hill

[strike wolf]

I switched your lucozade with more poison. I drink the antidote and claim the hill from you evil oppressors of free will. Hill for everyone!!

Everyone's hill.

[static_ice]

I inject you with and anti-depressant that reacts explosively with the antidote you just drank, resulting in hilarious "side effects"

my hill