king of the hill

[shultz]

it gets stuck in your sock and F***K's you up
I kill myself because of its so funny
open Hill

[hourman]

well i fucken nuke your guyss hill and build a new one




my hill

[nyg5680]

i walk up the hill ask for it nicely u refuse so u bury u alive

[pancakemix]

I tell you that nine out of ten people can't lick their elbow. You attempt and break every bone in your body trying

my hill

[hecter]

I bomb your hills ass and take the hill (which is now a hole).

My hole.

[nyg5680]

i tell say ask y do they call it common sense if 90% of the ppl dont have it u werent 1 of the 10% and u went 2 go find the 10%that did have common sense

[nyg5680]

btw its my hill

[pancakemix]

I return with the knowledge that 100% of people don't have common sense. So then I stab you.

my hill

[shultz]

WTF, you still got GURLY SOCKS

[shultz]

sorry MISS. MY HILL

[nyg5680]

i take a pair of girly socks choke u wit them and u die my hill

[shultz]

like all girly socks threre, not strong enough and they break,I take your other girly sock and chock you out..
my hill

[hecter]

You find on the top of a hill a castle. I am in the castle. I then make fun of you, and you are forced to leave befor I mock you a second time.

My hill… and castle.

[Genghis Khant]

I throw the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch over the castle walls and blow you up.

My Castle.

[pancakemix]

I summon the powers of Ivan Lins, Brazilian jazz artist extrordinare

my castle

[Genghis Khant]

I summon Thor to swing his hammer like a golf club and hit the castle 300 leagues away.

My hill.

[static_ice]

the greek god of wine (or was he roman?) gets you drunk and you tumble off

my sober hill

[Genghis Khant]

I attack you in a drunken frenzy.

My hill.

[static_ice]

well ur drunk so you accidentally kill yourself (or was it an accident...j/k)

my hill

[hourman]

i send you to a dark alley and dont give you hobo stab insurance and a hobo stabs you and you die in vain.'




my hill

[static_ice]

the hobo was hired by you so you give him a check but he doesn't know what a check is so he kills you besides the check would have bounced

my hill

[Lord Canti]

I make a bet with you that I could make the hill disappear. You refuse to leave and begin to mock me. I cover the hill with a giant cloth. Yell, the magic words "illyah ispeardah", you and the hill disappear. I place the cloth on the ground again and shout "illyah peardah" and the hill reappears. You are gone. Sorry ....I never tested the trick on humans.

Oh well.....MY HILL!!

[static_ice]

first of all, I would never disagree with magic!

second, you get in a magic fight with another magician *coughPrestigecough* and he sends you into an infinite abyss
...which happens to be the same abyss you sent me to...hi, neighbor!

my infinite abyss

[strike wolf]

I get jealous of your infinite abyss and join you there. However it's too big for any of us to ever find each other so we get along peacefully.

Our infinite abyss.

[Titanic]

I climb up the abyss

my hill