king of the hill

[Slim_Jesta]

I bounce back up and pretend to be the Wamart smiley and tell you about all the money you could save and you run to walmart.

I take your hill, MY HILL!

[cdman]

i show you MY SMILE! and you die of envie.

my hill!

[ElMark]

I feed you copious amounts of sugar causing your smile to rot away. You run to the dentist.

My Hill

[static_ice]

the cops think your selling "sugar" to junkies and they arrest you

my hill

[cowshrptrn]

I'm in ur b4s3 k1ll1ng 4ll ur d00dz

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[Dariune]

You die
My hill

[static_ice]

you realize your hill is only the mound in your backyard.

my hill.

[strike wolf]

First of all Strikewolf, you cannot watch a nuclear bomb explode from a safe distance unless you're so far...but if you're that far you can't see me so you can't know if I ran away...so I'll just say I did.

My avvy bites you're head off (if you notice the mouth...)

my hill

I watched it on TV idiot. I saw you as the blast went off just before it destroyed the camera.

And you can keep your stupid hill.

[killza666jrr]

i dig me a hole my hole

[Sam Jam]

i build another hill, my hill

[strike wolf]

i dig me a hole my hole

Your hole gets taken over by religious extremists who behead you on live television and is then shrunken in a bizzare phenomenon that cannot be explained. I then buy it on e-bay.

My shrunken head.

[static_ice]

hmmm... I can go with the hole, the hill, or the head... I will go with the shrunken head. Strikewolf I spray you with a hose and the shrunken head absorbs the water and becomes normal (but its still dead) you throw it into the air and runaway of fear.

My non-shrunken head

[Sam Jam]

i hang out on my hill, still my hill
i also shoot the head into 1,000,000,000,000 pieces, stactic runs home to mommy because his plaything was destroyed

[static_ice]

fine I guess I'll we'll go back to the hill. I tell you that this game is really called Queen of the Hill and you get off the hill cuz ur a homophobe (so am I, I guess)

My Straight Hill

[strike wolf]

You know I would have just sold the head to you if you wanted it. I point out that Osama is hiding in Killza's hole. the US army kills him and as an award give me hole as a gift.

My stupid hole.

[Hitman079]

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is being filmed near static's house. he runs away to avoid getting a makeover.
my hill. i throw a grenade down strike wolf's hole and then with my superhuman-killing strength i move the hill over the hole.
my hill.

[strike wolf]

Still alive I wonder what a hill is doing on top of my hole. Oh well, since legally the land surrounding the hole was mine and your hill is now on that land.

My hill.

[cdman]

i buy your hole!

my hill

[Master Bush]

I cover your hill with Butt sars in order to kill anyone who comes up on the hill.

GAME OVER

[Fircoal]

I do nothing, so MB gets bored and removes them. Then I hang him.

My hill.

[DirtyDishSoap]

I have Handbanana to rape you

My Hill

[Fircoal]

I sleep

My Hill

[strike wolf]

With my money I go back in time and buy stock in every major corporation before they were worth anything. Years later, I'm the richest man in the world. But since I am nearing my death, I put in my will that the first person to win a race around the galaxy will get my 800 trillion dollars.

[Titanic]

I win the race, buy hill

my hill

[The1exile]

I forge documents stating that the will of strike wolf is in fact invalid and steal the hill while no-one in watching.

My hill.