1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart

by **apey** on Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:50 pm

Go to electronics hook your camcorder with your home movies to the tvs and play said home movies :twisted:

by **spearfish** on Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:20 am

166. Start dancing around and singing Hannah Montana poorly.

by **mr. incrediball** on Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:52 am

167. buy as much as you can, then sell it all for inflated prices just outside the shop.

by **pmchugh** on Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:54 am

168. Get a white blanket cut two eye holes in it and throw it over your head, (you now look like casper) now find a good hiding spot and jump out at old ladies when they pass.

by **Eigidansei** on Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:53 pm

169. Get 500 small items that are slightly different from each other, and then go through the express lane 25 times, cutting people if needed

by **lord voldemort** on Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:06 am

run in there with a gun and hold up the store

by **PyroKid55** on Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:21 pm

171. get a bunch of monkies together and start a poop fight! (you can join in if necassary)

by **Snowpepsi** on Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:26 pm

172. Paint your toenails with 10 different colors of nail polish.

by **Anarkistsdream** on Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:30 pm

173. Walk behind the counter of the McDonalds/Subway that's in the store and make yourself whatever you want. Tell any employees that you are a state health inspector.

by **Snowpepsi** on Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:32 pm

174. Double the fudge in your hot fudge sundae.

by **Eigidansei** on Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:03 pm

Snowpepsi wrote:174. Double the fudge in your hot fudge sundae.

im sorry this is just sad

by **Snowpepsi** on Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:46 pm

Eigidansei wrote:
Snowpepsi wrote:174. Double the fudge in your hot fudge sundae.

im sorry this is just sad

Hey my sundae, my fudge. :evil:

by **Eigidansei** on Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:47 am

urr u need to be twisted like him -> :twisted:

by **lord voldemort** on Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:53 am

Anarkistsdream wrote:173. Walk behind the counter of the McDonalds/Subway that's in the store and make yourself whatever you want. Tell any employees that you are a state health inspector.

i tried this before at a maccas....

didnt work though

by **DirtyDishSoap** on Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:56 am

175. Grab an aisle and make it look like you're "Workin Your Corner"
A friend acting as a pimp would help in the long run.

by **apey** on Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:37 am

Act as DDS' pimp bet i could make an easy dollar and that would really make them mad :lol:

by **whitestazn88** on Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:42 am

here's an easy one

529. go to the sporting goods section, break glass to get to the rifles and shotguns, just over the counter, grab some shells, load up your gun and start killing people.

too graphic?

by **Thorum** on Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:29 pm

177. Enter the door

by **PyroKid55** on Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:39 pm

178. climb one of the ridiculousely tall display shelves that has tearable items inside, rip all of the contents out so you have a small alcove inside the top shelf, get a buddy to bring over one of those fire-engine crane-like things to use as an elevator and play cards and have a party.....................................or you know you could cover the opening with a piece of cardboard, come down from your perch at night and steal some shotguns and make it look like there was a massacre over night in the wal-mart