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Postby bryguy on Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:12 pm

u get all Eleven Commandments from the Bible

1. I am the Lord your God, you shall have no other gods
2. Do not use the Lords name in vain
3. Keep holy the sabbath (sunday)
4. Honor thy mother and father
5. Thou shall not kill
6. Thou shall not commit adultery
7. Thou shall not steal
8. Thou shall not lie
9. Thou shall not covet your neighbors wife
10. Thou shall not covet your neighbors belongings
(and my favorie)
11. Thou shall do the dance
(Evan Almighty, during the credits)

i insert NES
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Postby borox0 on Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:29 pm

You get a rejection

I insert a ninja
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
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Postby bryguy on Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:34 pm

an old lady with a samurai sword pops out, and chops u to pieces






i insert lackattack
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Postby bryguy on Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:50 am

we get board of this board and leave





i insert bump
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Postby hadati on Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:10 am

the vending macine blows up hahahahha





i put an evil monkey into the vending machine thats not there
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Postby bryguy on Thu Nov 08, 2007 12:36 pm

u get a note with this add on it


It's the AMAZING Invisible avvy!

Now available for 4 easy payments of $34.99.

Call us toll free @ 1-800-353-6346 our operators are standing by.

We will provide a 30 day money back satisfaction guarantee!

Call within the next 5 minutes and get a SECOND 'AMAZING Invisible avvy' for NO extra
charge! A $279.92 value for just 4 easy payments of $34.99!




i insert your invisible avy
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Postby mr. incrediball on Thu Nov 08, 2007 4:11 pm

you get a kick in the teeth

"well, it's better than a-" no, wait...

i insert a harry potter book
darvlay wrote:Get over it, people. It's just a crazy lookin' bear ejaculating into the waiting maw of an eager fox. Nothing more.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Nov 08, 2007 4:13 pm

A basilisk comes out and eats you.




I insert 1/2 of Fir's posts.
"Eh, whatever."
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Postby mr. incrediball on Thu Nov 08, 2007 4:15 pm

the machine overloads.

game over.
darvlay wrote:Get over it, people. It's just a crazy lookin' bear ejaculating into the waiting maw of an eager fox. Nothing more.
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Postby NESconqueror on Thu Nov 08, 2007 5:25 pm

mr. incrediball wrote:the machine overloads.

game over.

*Fixes it and updates the machine*
There...
*Inserts self*
I'm back after an all too long hiatus.
Real life sure knows how to intervene.
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Postby hecter on Thu Nov 08, 2007 7:28 pm

You get stuck in the machine FOREVER!!!

I insert a NES for NESConquerer.
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Postby The Weird One on Thu Nov 08, 2007 7:35 pm

He comes out and offers to play mafia with you.




I file a lawsuit against this bastard for copyright infringement:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:



bryguy wrote:u get a note with this add on it


It's the AMAZING Invisible avvy!

Now available for 4 easy payments of $34.99.

Call us toll free @ 1-800-353-6346 our operators are standing by.

We will provide a 30 day money back satisfaction guarantee!

Call within the next 5 minutes and get a SECOND 'AMAZING Invisible avvy' for NO extra
charge! A $279.92 value for just 4 easy payments of $34.99!




i insert your invisible avy
come up with an original idea next time :evil:
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Postby lord voldemort on Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:28 am

out comes two even angrier though i dnt kno why

i put in a chicken
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Postby NESconqueror on Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:15 pm

You earn a chicken sandwich! Hooray? That isn't right...
I insert a fire into the vending machine!
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Postby MeDeFe on Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:17 pm

You get a fire-fighter in hotpants.

I insert a calculator
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Postby NESconqueror on Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:18 pm

MeDeFe wrote:You get a fire-fighter in hotpants.

I insert a calculator

A NES flys out into your hands! Lucky you! :D
I insert myself into the vending machine while invincible!
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:56 pm

I get a million dollars.


I insert a quarter.
"Eh, whatever."
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Postby Russianfire8371 on Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:21 pm

you get a quarterback (oh the pun)

i put in a brick
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:15 pm

You get a house (she's a brick, house)


I put in a tube.
"Eh, whatever."
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Postby BobHacket on Sun Nov 18, 2007 1:55 am

toothpaste sprays in your face

I put in a clam
Bob Hacket is my middle name
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Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

Postby viking97 on Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:21 am

it comes out on a bowl with salty lemonade.

I put in a vending machine...
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Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

Postby militant on Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:53 am

You receive a bike.

I put a monkey in the vending machine of doom :)
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Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:12 am

the mon opens. (mon-key)



I put in a slip of paper with "what is a mon" written on it.
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Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

Postby bryguy on Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:59 am

and a sheet of paper comes out that has written on it "the first 3 letters of monkey"



i insert a blank piece of paper
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Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

Postby mr. incrediball on Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:58 pm

you recieve directions from the kremlin, to the north pole.



i insert a banana
darvlay wrote:Get over it, people. It's just a crazy lookin' bear ejaculating into the waiting maw of an eager fox. Nothing more.
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