king of the hill

[Slim_Jesta]

The pie was poison and Firecoal falls down the hill.

My Hill!

[static_ice]

i tell slim jesta he's a little too happy and post a frowny . He looks at it and disentigrates into dust

my hill

[DAZMCFC]

i kick you in the bollocks and push you down the hill

my hill

[Lord Canti]

I hit you over the head with a double bass guitar.


MY HILL!!

[strike wolf]

I pull out an electric guitar and play it so poorly your head explodes.

My hill.

[static_ice]

I hire Daron Malakian to play a solo for you and your face melts in awesomeness

my hill

[edmundomcpot]

Alexi Laiho and Jesper Strombald come along and out solos Malakian. His face melts with jelousy.

My Hill. I set up a heavy metal music only area

[static_ice]

I hire Mark Morton and Willie Adler, Brent Hinds and Bill Kelliher, Devin Shelton and Matt Carter, and Bob Briar and Frank Iero for an all-metal only area and they solo all night. You run away from the hill to find some better guitarists. That, and I get Shavo to scare you away.

(yes I like bands with 2 guitarists)

my rocking hill

[strike wolf]

I get all the great guitarist (Including Hendrix and other dead ones) and merge them into one superguitarist. Then, while your gasping in awe, I come up and slice your heads off with my scythe thingy.

My hill.

P.S. I had plastic surgery to fix my face.

[static_ice]

the check that you used to pay your plastic surgeon bounced, and you went bankrupt, and you died of the freezing outside cold. Oh yeah and back to the music: Jimi Hendrix and all the others die (agian...) when they step onto the hill because it is an all metal only hill. That, and Jimi chokes on his own vomit again.

My metal hill

[strike wolf]

The cold doesn't kill me. Secondly, you can't own a hill if you are already dead.

My metal hill.

[static_ice]

I just assumed that after every post we come back to life...

anyway lets move on to drummers... I hire John Dolmayan to beat you into Oblivion

my thumping hill

[strike wolf]

No you can't just come back to life.

I get Moon to fill your drums with a few firecrackers as a stunt. He gets drunk (And all the other good stuff) and puts the equivalent of a nuclear warhead in (He got them to fit some how. I watch safely out of range as it explodes killing you and all of your minions.

My hill.

[dussle]

Um... the thumping metal hill developes a mind of it's own, eats you, and moves to Denmark, where it is slain by mounties.
My dead metal hill in Denmark.

[strike wolf]

you're so upset that your sports team didn't win that you get on top of the Empire State building and cry. Mistaken for a guy trying to commit suicide, someone pushes you over the edge and you land with a loud splat and die.

My hill.

[dussle]

I'm in Denmark, here is no Empira State building in Denmark!!!! You die for being a liar.
My hill.

[Cheesemore]

I shove you off, my hill

[Slim_Jesta]

I tickle you till you pee and then you are embarressed to death.

My Hill

[static_ice]

First of all Strikewolf, you cannot watch a nuclear bomb explode from a safe distance unless you're so far...but if you're that far you can't see me so you can't know if I ran away...so I'll just say I did.

My avvy bites you're head off (if you notice the mouth...)

my hill

[SkyCaptain]

I poke you with my finger of might. You cower in fear.

I dance on top of what is now MY HILL!!!

[Hitman079]

as SkyCaptain sleeps and snores, i silent push his bed down the hill with my super killing-strength and take it.
my hill. forever.
BITCHES.

[cdman]

your were hired to kill yourself.

my hill now!

[The1exile]

I hire the mortal enemy of cdman to kill him... cassetteman!

My hill!

[Slim_Jesta]

You, an explosion in the shape of a finger, turn into smoke and wisp away!

My hill!

[Puff]

I beat up that smiley aand throw it down the hill.

My hill