Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

by **Martin Ronne** on Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:58 pm

Granted, but we're all out of scones.

I wish I was born in between 1500 and 1897

by **strike wolf** on Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:04 am

granted but it's on Roanoake and you get wiped out.

by **strike wolf** on Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:05 am

I wish I could have saved Roanoake.

by **SEAsportsfan** on Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:23 am

granted, but you die instead

I wish I would have correctly guessed the score to the super bowl and put a bet on that score...

by **Martin Ronne** on Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:28 am

Granted, but you go to jail for illegal gambling, and your bail is exactly the amount you one.

I wish there were 25 hours in a day.

by **strike wolf** on Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:34 am

granted but now you always are awake that extra hour until you die from lack of sleep.

I wish I was zombie proofed.

by **Martin Ronne** on Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:41 am

granted your dead

I wish I had legion of zombies under my comand.

by **strike wolf** on Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:46 am

granted but I, recently revived and zombie proof, eliminate all of them.

I wish I had an army of loyal werewolves.

by **trinicardinal** on Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:53 am

Granted but they are all killed by an even bigger army of vampires.

I wish those vampires were loyal to me only

by **strike wolf** on Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:09 pm

Granted but dawn comes and they all turn to ash.

I wish I had my army of werewolves back.

by **darth emperor** on Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:14 pm

Granted but they are old... and they retire

I wish that theusual1 goes from the toxic river till the sea forever

by **strike wolf** on Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:31 pm

Granted but now the hill and the forest shall always belong to me.

I wish that I could finish my story.

by **darth emperor** on Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:33 pm

Granted but you still have 100453643 hours to finish it

I wish i could try jonesthecurl's cuisine fusion

by **LED ZEPPELINER** on Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:59 pm

wish granted, but your allergic to it, and you die in the hospital

i wish for led zeppelin to get back together

by **neanderpaul14** on Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:14 pm

granted but Animal from The Muppet Show plays drums (actually that would be cool)

I wish America would legalize weed

by **LED ZEPPELINER** on Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:26 pm

wish granted, but you must play $412,345,679 per atom

by **Martin Ronne** on Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:54 pm

You wish for nothing, you get nothing.

I wish college weren't so expensive.

by **neanderpaul14** on Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:44 am

wish granted, but now college is not only free but obtaining a degree from one is now so easy that everyone is accredited in everything leading to mass anarchy and an end to civilization as we know it.

I wish I could predict winning lottery numbers.