king of the hill

[strike wolf]

Not interested in mesa so I let you have it peacefully.

My hill, UCA's monument, and your mesa.

[heavycola]

Annoyed by all this hippy-dippy cohabitation, i use the laser in my orbiting hideout to redirect an enormous asteroid towards earth. It smashes into siberia and the dust it throws into the atmosphere blots out the sun, killing everything on the planet except vin diesel. When it has settled i return to earth, tweak vin's nipples until he dies from the sheer joy of it and sit on the hill, alone but happy.

My hill.

[edmundomcpot]

Annoyed by all this hippy-dippy cohabitation, i use the laser in my orbiting hideout to redirect an enormous asteroid towards earth. It smashes into siberia and the dust it throws into the atmosphere blots out the sun, killing everything on the planet except vin diesel. When it has settled i return to earth, tweak vin's nipples until he dies from the sheer joy of it and sit on the hill, alone but happy.

My hill.

only problem is..thanks to me were now on mars

[heavycola]

Annoyed by all this hippy-dippy cohabitation, i use the laser in my orbiting hideout to redirect an enormous asteroid towards earth. It smashes into siberia and the dust it throws into the atmosphere blots out the sun, killing everything on the planet except vin diesel. When it has settled i return to earth, tweak vin's nipples until he dies from the sheer joy of it and sit on the hill, alone but happy.

My hill.

only problem is..thanks to me were now on mars

Dude i know north wales is remote, barren and full of weird lifeforms, but mars?

[UCAbears]

I reach through my monument and rip you down and there is noooo pssible way you can get out heavycola and whatever your name is..



Strikes hill, my monument, that guys mesa

[CBlake]

i stole the mesa MY MESA

[dcowboys055]

i am in a helicopter above you all throwing things at you. you all get tired and pass out and i come down and kill you

my hill, mesa, monument, whatever is there

[CBlake]

u think you have kiilled us but we are alive come from the dead and take your helicopter blade and shove it up your throat

[s.xkitten]

it would be down your throat, and you didn't claim the hill, so my hill

[CBlake]

too bad your are slow and i see you come up and take the blade out of dcowboys throat and put in your throat and claim the hill for us OUR HILL

[UCAbears]

well we shove a pipe down your throat... and the blade.... our hill

[michaelthefinn]

as usual I come back from the dead I then throw nukes all over mars creating an atomic winter then I make a graveyard where the hill used to be and bask in glorious radioactivity being inaffected by the murderous cold which will kill anyone out in the open

my radioactive frozen graveyard

[strike wolf]

I come back from my vacation on omicron 15 to see the world in ruins and what's left of the survivors fighting over my hill. While you are all fighting I calmly walk past you and back up my hill where I trigger my machine gun to kill all of those who were down there. Kitten and reaper are still alive because they followed me up and UCA escaped somewhere.

Our hill, UCA's monument, and Mariks mesa.

[strike wolf]

as usual I come back from the dead I then throw nukes all over mars creating an atomic winter then I make a graveyard where the hill used to be and bask in glorious radioactivity being inaffected by the murderous cold which will kill anyone out in the open

my radioactive frozen graveyard

Meh, your on mars, Im on earth.

My earth hill, UCA's monument, vtmarik's mesa, and your mars hill.

[michaelthefinn]

im sorry to tell you but earth was destroed a while back so

still my mars frozen radioactive graveyard hill thing

[sfhbballnut]

I search through the galaxy hunting down and killing all of you, my hill

[Huguenots]

You can't find me and get lost in the endless reaches of the galaxy

my hil

[sfhbballnut]

ah, but because you claimed the hill I know exactly where you are, I destroy you, my hill

[strike wolf]

Still sitting here on my earth hill. Sure earth may have been destroyed but its come back from that many times before, so why not now?

My hill, Vt's mesa, UCA's monument.

[s.xkitten]

share hill?

[strike wolf]

youre already on it.

[s.xkitten]

yay...my hill too

[heavycola]

Meh.





I make a blindingly obvious cartoon reference. While you are all rolling on the floor laughing helplessly at my inspired genius, I play 'I've had the time of my life' very loudly until your brains all melt and dribble out through your ears. My hill bitches.

[Kid_A]

I hire a prostitute to seduce you. But she has syphilis and you catch it and die!
My Hill!

[UCAbears]

well I come and drag you down into the deepest part of the hill and u cant get out cuz only i know how to and no way will you ever get it out of me cuz i kill you and u cant come back...


strikes hill, my monument, mat=riks mesa, whoevers mars hill