Never-Ending Questions & Answers, The "Why" Game

[blackraptor58]

why does it make you dizzy?

[Joodoo]

You're too young to know...

[apey]

how young is too young

[dittoeevee8888]

Younger than 20.

[apey]

then how old is too old

[dittoeevee8888]

you can never be too old for something.

[apey]

can you be too old for anything

[White Moose]

No, you can't. Though some things when you are older can get you killed.

[n00blet]

what's "killed?"

[dittoeevee8888]

killed is the past tense of the verb, to kill.

[Joodoo]

What is kill?

[Sackett58]

A "kilt" is what a Scotsman wears that is similar to a skirt.

[dittoeevee8888]

I didn't ask what was a kilt. I asked what was a kill.

But anyway, do women from Scotland wear kilts?

[poptartpsycho18]

Oh no! Death is too serious of a subject to discuss w/ children this young! New question:

Why do I have to eat vegetables?

[Joodoo]

No reason. Just shut up and eat it.

[dittoeevee8888]

If I have to eat it, do you have to eat your vegetables?

[Joodoo]

Duh.

[apey]

Can i smother my vegetables in cheese to make them taste better

[dittoeevee8888]

Yes, but if you do that, you'll have to wash all the stuff that's covered in cheese...

[Joodoo]

Why?

[dittoeevee8888]

Because, if you're going to try to make your vegetables taste better, you better be prepared to take the consequences of cleaning it because you're just making useless trouble! Now be quiet and finish your dinner!!!

[poptartpsycho18]

Why should I?

[dittoeevee8888]

Because I said so! Now if you don't do it, you can eat it without the cheese.

[aquabearz]

but i don't like any of it but the cheese!

[yazoochick]

why?