1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart

[Eigidansei]

so this is a game where you just say a stupid way to get kicked out of wal-mart, ie. Run around like in a chicken costume saying"the managers a homosexual!!!" repeat many times. remember to always number them.

1. wrap toilet paper around ur self and smear melted chocolate every all over ur self, go up to the cashier and hand them their money with the "poop" on it.

[pmchugh]

2. Come in riding a zebra and hit people with a large stick

[qazwsx12345]

run over pmchugh's zebra with my elephant and tell my elephant to shit everywhere

[Snowpepsi]

3. Have cart races.

[Eigidansei]

4. randomly touch peoples balls and say,"im michael jackson"

[Eigidansei]

3. Have cart races.

cant u get a little bit badder

[pmchugh]

4. randomly touch peoples balls and say,"im michael jackson"

[kwanton]

5. Not be a redneck.

[apey]

I would say moon the cameras but it don't work

[Snowpepsi]

3. Have cart races.

cant u get a little bit badder

6. Moon the cameras.

[Eigidansei]

7. go to the pharmacy isle, and knock everything down, draw a monkey, say he did it, then shoot the pharmacist

[Snowpepsi]

8. Call out, "Blue Light Special in the Candy Aisle."

[william18]

9. Say the store is closing over the speakers even though it's still open
for a few hours.

[pmchugh]

10. take a dump on the managers head

[Eigidansei]

11. run around nude yelling, "dont i have a nice dick?"

[william18]

12. Randomly pull of old peoples wigs and steal their dentures.

[Snowpepsi]

13. Have a toga party in the Fabric Department.

[Eigidansei]

the next post is 14

[pmchugh]

14. chop off dansei's dick and say not any more you dont

[apey]

break out lawn chairs and open the freezer isle doors and drink their beer

[qazwsx12345]

16. Play man hunt in the store with 30 people

[Snowpepsi]

17. Set up a tent and build a campfire in Sporting goods.

[qazwsx12345]

18. Burn the Walmart

[Snowpepsi]

19. Play Sardines with 50 people.

[Snowpepsi]

20. Have a food fight.