this or that

[animorpherv1]

Neither. I don't know what the f**k Transvestite is (I'm sorry if I'm only young), so buy default I'd pick Transsexual

[johnnyrotten]

Neither. I don't know what the f**k Transvestite is (I'm sorry if I'm only young), so buy default I'd pick Transsexual

A transvestite is generally a guy who dresses in women's clothing, whereas a transsexual is someone who possesses attributes of both genders (typically tits & cock). May I congratulate you on your choice.

Big cock and fairly unattractive, or small cock and fairly attractive?

[poptartpsycho18]

Big cock and fairly unattractive--they tend to work harder, lol.

My turn?

Shaved or Eau Natural......(I mean armpits, you dirty minded freaks!)

[johnnyrotten]

Big cock and fairly unattractive--they tend to work harder, lol.

My turn?

Shaved or Eau Natural......(I mean armpits, you dirty minded freaks!)

Well men should always be au naturale, shaved armpits look plain damned ridiculous or a bloke, porn star or not. As for women, shaved.

[suggs]

Pretending to be interested in what your girlfriend is saying, or pretending that you don't fancy the waitress serving (whilst girlfriend is boring the bollocks off you)?

[Votanic]

Pretending to be interested in what your girlfriend is saying, or pretending that you don't fancy the waitress serving (whilst girlfriend is boring the bollocks off you)?

This stupidly-worded, and barely-even-a-choice-anyway sentence caused this thread to be derailed for more than 16 years....
I don't even want ot answer it, ...but alright.
The first one, I guess.

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chicken or chocolate?

[Dukasaur]

Very tough choice, especially with the lack of data. Is the chicken skin on or off? Is the chocolate light or dark? WIth almonds or plain?

I'll say chicken, just to avoid being an asshole, but I would have liked more data.

Okay, getting in line three miles before the closure, or zipper merge?

[Votanic]

Very tough choice, especially with the lack of data. Is the chicken skin on or off? Is the chocolate light or dark? WIth almonds or plain?

I'll say chicken, just to avoid being an asshole, but I would have liked more data.

Okay, getting in line three miles before the closure, or zipper merge?

Sure, exactly like the helpful video says. I'm sold!
...Except, the video also suggests the reason this efficient merge pattern breaks down due to lack of cooperation not allowing drivers to merge at the last minute.
Regardless of whether you want to label that tragedy of the commons or just real-world human nature
Maybe some lights and explanatory signage....
Still, all 'honor' (hah!) systems must be rigidly enforced, by force if necessary!
The rich and powerful elites will have their sirens, armed escorts, exclusive designated lanes, vertical-takeoff flying jet-cars etc. The rest will suffer in miserable gridlock.
Everyone suffers, everyone dies, there is no hope...

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Oh! yeah, I got a little distracted there,

um, ...grapes or gum?