Say something morbid.

by **lt.pie** on Fri Jul 24, 2009 4:55 am

OK , i will start....

Your good health is only temporary.

by **jiminski** on Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:40 am

your awful personality, equalled only by the continued disintegration of your mediocre looks, must happily beckon the onset of your demise.

by **BoganGod** on Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:07 am

your condition is only terminal in 100% of recorded cases

by **oVo** on Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:29 am

Life has no cure and is always fatal.

by **Serbia** on Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:32 pm

Morbid stuff deals with death.

by **Martin Ronne** on Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:37 pm

Curly Howard: "The morbid the merrier."

by **Danyael** on Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:32 pm

in the grave yard late at night
i don't go for the fright
i take my shovel dig 6 feet down
i dress that corpse in an old fancy gown
and dance and dance till pants get tight

by **oVo** on Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:34 pm

I do not like green eggs and ham,
I do not like them
Sam I am.

by **MeDeFe** on Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:38 am

a dead baby

Oh sorry, I thought this was the "Say something funny" thread. Carry on.

by **oVo** on Sun Aug 02, 2009 12:37 pm

what's the differnce between a truckload of dead babies
and a truckload of bowling balls?

by **Danyael** on Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:47 pm

oVo wrote:what's the differnce between a truckload of dead babies
and a truckload of bowling balls?

you can't use a pitchfork on bowling balls

what has 7 limbs and runs around my backyard

by **oVo** on Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:59 pm

To unload the truck...

I dunno... what has 7 limbs and runs around your back yard?

by **Danyael** on Sun Aug 02, 2009 9:08 pm

my dog carrying most of your dead baby

by **Martin Ronne** on Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:55 am

What has 4 limbs and a trunk and gives itself splinters?

Danyael humping a tree.

by **Danyael** on Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:58 am

i was wondering where i got those

by **theusual1** on Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:39 pm

Martin Ronne wrote:What has 4 limbs and a trunk and gives itself splinters?

Danyael humping a tree.

Are you sure it's not an ent?

by **Martin Ronne** on Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:53 pm

theusual1 wrote:
Martin Ronne wrote:What has 4 limbs and a trunk and gives itself splinters?

Danyael humping a tree.

Are you sure it's not an ent?

Could be, but that's not as funny.

by **oVo** on Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:26 pm

dry hump a stump?

Detroit has a football team called the Lions.

by **jonesthecurl** on Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:52 pm

First bidder: "$20!"
Second bidder: "$30!"

by **Votanic** on Fri Sep 27, 2024 7:32 pm

something morbid.

Reads directions, wins.

by **Dukasaur** on Sat Sep 28, 2024 8:56 am

Votanic wrote:something morbid.

Reads directions, wins.

There are no directions! The OP of this thread obviously wanted people to wander around directionless.

25 I pray thee, let me go over, and see the good land that is beyond Jordan, that goodly mountain, and Lebanon.

26 But the Lord was wroth with me for your sakes, and would not hear me: and the Lord said unto me, Let it suffice thee; speak no more unto me of this matter.

27 Get thee up into the top of Pisgah, and lift up thine eyes westward, and northward, and southward, and eastward, and behold it with thine eyes: for thou shalt not go over this Jordan.

28 But charge Joshua, and encourage him, and strengthen him: for he shall go over before this people, and he shall cause them to inherit the land which thou shalt see.

29 So we abode in the valley over against Bethpeor.