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Shakespearian Insults

Postby MrBenn on Sat Dec 11, 2010 8:21 pm

The pen is mightier than the sword.

Thou art unfit for any place but hell.

I bite my thumb at you and beseech thine retort.
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Re: Shakespearian Insults

Postby Joodoo on Sat Dec 11, 2010 8:41 pm

You are a fishmonger.
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Re: Shakespearian Insults

Postby Victor Sullivan on Sun Dec 12, 2010 12:04 am

Thou art a cankerblossom! Thine words flow with the blood of the cursed!
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Re: Shakespearian Insults

Postby oVo on Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:18 am

e tu bitch?

thine mother smelleth of elder berries
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Re: Shakespearian Insults

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:31 am

You fight like a dairy farmer.
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Re: Shakespearian Insults

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Dec 12, 2010 11:23 am

The devil damn thee black thou creamfaced loon!
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Re: Shakespearian Insults

Postby MrBenn on Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:15 pm

You acorn!
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Re: Shakespearian Insults

Postby Gilligan on Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:27 pm

Get thee to a nunnery!
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Re: Shakespearian Insults

Postby the.killing.44 on Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:30 pm

See pages 20-23 of the THOTA vs. LoW thread.
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Re: Shakespearian Insults

Postby rdsrds2120 on Mon Dec 13, 2010 7:30 pm

the.killing.44 wrote:See pages 20-23 of the THOTA vs. LoW thread.


What hankdiggery is this!

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Re: Shakespearian Insults

Postby mathersmarshal50 on Mon Dec 13, 2010 7:31 pm

you are a yeasty ill-nurtured dewberry!
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Re: Shakespearian Insults

Postby ManBungalow on Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:05 pm

"I bite my thumb."
-- Romeo & Juliet
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Re: Shakespearian Insults

Postby MrBenn on Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:29 pm

You beanpole!
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Re: Shakespearian Insults

Postby Genghis Khant on Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:43 pm

ManBungalow wrote:"I bite my thumb."
-- Romeo & Juliet

Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?
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Re: Shakespearian Insults

Postby nagerous on Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:48 pm

A plague a' both your houses!
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Re: Shakespearian Insults

Postby rdsrds2120 on Sat Dec 18, 2010 12:37 am

nagerous wrote:A plague a' both your houses!


How juvenile, my dear lad!

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Re: Shakespearian Insults

Postby TheSaxlad on Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:37 am

thou cantankerous wench!
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Re: Shakespearian Insults

Postby rdsrds2120 on Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:51 pm

You Capulet!

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Re: Shakespearian Insults

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Jun 26, 2024 6:56 pm

Away, you mouldy rogue! Away!
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Re: Shakespearian Insults

Postby Votanic on Thu Aug 29, 2024 12:58 am

Puck off, you Pucking, Puck-faced, Muthah-Pucker!
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