OK, so we must give reasons now:
I vote for Mitch (since Wing doesn't seem interested) because:
1) He is unflappable and I don't think that plying with a bunch of strangers is going to be problem for him.
2) His opponents on the other hand will be unable to adapt to Mitch and, in the end, will be forced to bow before his might in dejected submission. Mitch will crush them, see them driven before him and hear the lamentation of their women.
3) Sending Mitch has a potential benefit of making the event in question actually interesting to follow.
Mitch4CC2017