Conquer Club

Seeing as there are so many congrats thread...you know the ones, I thought a general congrats to you all and every one thread would be a help.

So all any of you who want to feel satisfied with your obvious achievements can just come to this standard thread and read this congratulations message.

"Congratulations on your (insert rank/promotion/feeding your family...delete as required) achievement. It is without doubt the pinnacle of your triumphs to date, you are to be saluted and feted across the (forum/world/universe...delete as required), punkawallahs will be dispatched with all due haste to ensure you now enjoy all the trappings someone of your supreme accomplishments are due."

CONGRATS TO mushin!!! i am in a team game against you and really have no idea who you are other than that! however, i noticed that you won a 1v1 game recently!!! to be exact, game 2017811... so, congrats to mushin for a hard fought victory in a 1v1 match!!!! HURRAH!!!!-0

Fruitcake wrote:punkwallahs will be dispatched with all due haste to ensure you now enjoy all the trappings someone of your supreme accomplishments are due."

They would be a couple of yours sent then, would they fruit?

Congratulations to all who have had threads posted, or posted threads themselves (in massively poor taste of course) with their self serving platitudes and mutual backslapping.....yawn....since I last posted on this thread....yawn

congrats to all those players who think a post count is a real achievement ! personally I dont struggle hitting a few keys on the keyboard followed by a click of the mouse on the "submit" area, or maybe just showing off some smileys that only a handfull of players can seem to locate, but some players managed to do it over 10,000 times on this site ! that takes some skill

Congrats to joeuhc for having one of my favorite avatars and a great team member in a current game taking on 2 majors and a captain...

Congratulations on making this thread. It is constructed from win, and win alone.

I looked at the scoreboard, but i could not find a player named "congratulations"... There are only 4 generals and none of them has a name similar to congratulations, weird.

Congrats anyway

Dancing Mustard wrote:Congratulations on making this thread. It is constructed from win, and win alone.

I congratulate DM for making this excellent post.

I congratulate myself for taking a poop today.

autoload wrote:I congratulate myself for taking a poop today.

Was it a good poop?



Replace "day" with "poop" and it'll be clear.

congratz to everyone?

Congratulations to Splash for congratulating everyone, which may very well include me. Even though I don't feel it is 100 percent deserved on my part I accept and congratulate you back. For, uh, ......for congratulating me. yes

JOHNNYROCKET24 wrote:congrats to all those players who think [winning freestyle 1v1] is a real achievement ! personally I dont struggle hitting a few keys on the keyboard followed by a click of the mouse on the ["attack"] area, or maybe just showing off some [tactics] that only a handfull of players can seem to [use], but some players managed to do it over 10,000 times on this site ! that takes some skill

Fixed it.

How very rewarding it is to see so many indulge in this orgy of farce, mockeries and charades.

The derision and contempt I read here make my life complete this Sunday. My spleen is not venemous (for which I congratulate my abdomen for doing such a damned fine job) My mind is stilled from it's usual tempests by the well chosen words of many (for which I heartily congratulate you all) and my humour is better than average.

So in summary, may I congratulate you all, for your congratulations within the thread of general congratulations, ensuring all those who need congratulations are congratulated correctly, thus, in turn, ensuring the lack of congratulations will not, hopefully, cause them to try to curry congratulations by being such self congratulating good eggs or even congratulating others in the hope they will have the congratulatory compliment returned.

There, that's sorted that out and made it all clear. Well done me.

I really think congratulations are in order to jimboston for his thread

Does sarcasm come through in online forums?

Fruitcake wrote:How very rewarding it is to see so many indulge in this orgy

i congratulate myself for not getting knocked up at the orgy...

Congratulations

Well Done

I congratulate Dancing Mustard for writing "Well Done" directly above this post, in anticipation of it.

also, i congratulate myself for making such an insipid joke above this post.

Congratulating yourself is lame... Asshole.

Does sarcasm show up on online forums?

Congrats btw on stuff.

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I"M A SEARGEANT 1st class!!! WOHHOO!!! (although i have reached 1500+ points b4)... now keeping those 3 stripes and a dot... hmm..

Congratulations to this thread for keeping itself 'up there' against such stiff opposition from highly intellectual, scholastic, thought provoking and generally stimulating congratulatory threads that abound, and seem to multiply like a rabbit warren overdosing on fertility treatment.

YAY I"M LIEUTENANT!!! 1600 exactly

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