Conquer Club

f*ck me running. This is the stupidest checkout system I've ever seen. I run my business that sells all over the world retail and commercial and it's fucking easier than this....what the actual f*ck???

I just want to buy a premium as a gift for a friend.

It used to be easy.

Anyway, can someone please walk this stupid caveman through it? In clear, easy steps for the crippled geriatric???

Step 1 : Go to store -> click redeem -> check how much credit you currently own

Step 2 : You need 3500 credits, so calculate how many credits you need to buy, if you already have more than 3500 credits, go step 4

Step 3 : Click on the BUY $ and select the amount of credits you need ( you likely need to buy too many )

Step 4 : once you have more than 3500 credits,
- go to Reedem, select "Gift Certificate - 12 Months "
- go to checkout
- select the to username of the one you want to offer the gift to
- click checkout

I followed this exactly. Step 3 got ME another year, not a giftable year.

So I need to skip that and just go to step 4 and buy a giftable one??

I sincerely appreciate your trying to help. This is ridiculous. I'd be out of business if my customers had to work this fucking hard to buy my shit. Unbelievable. SMH AGAIN....my neck's getting sore....

I guess I need to go open a ticket for cavemen....

EDIT

Ok, I need to buy CREDITS, not a premium subscription....? And the way it's set up, you CANT buy the amount for a sub. So I have to spend $40 to buy a $31 gift?

What a crock of shit. Brian would crap if he saw what wham has done to this place....it's disgusting.

Makes me proud to be one of the longest term customers...f*ck me

Donelladan wrote:Step 1 : Go to store -> click redeem -> check how much credit you currently own

Step 2 : You need 3500 credits, so calculate how many credits you need to buy, if you already have more than 3500 credits, go step 4

Step 3 : Click on the BUY $ and select the amount of credits you need ( you likely need to buy too many )

Step 4 : once you have more than 3500 credits,
- go to Reedem, select "Gift Certificate - 12 Months "
- go to checkout
- select the to username of the one you want to offer the gift to
- click checkout

Anyway, mission accomplished. Gift purchased.

My sincere thanks to DoD and Donelladan for their kind assistance to the old and stupid