Conquer Club

As some of you already know, I completed novel about my observations towards the spirit of conquer club.
It has 22 chapters, I am publishing it in this thread for free.

Chapter 1: (Dedicated to Madonna's good health)
Cover song: https://youtu.be/OC7K61KUj8g?si=51XV7lBJjrzi6ZpT

What I imagine is slugfest around the corner.
I see that two games versus Blitzaholic on Pandemonium map would make me happy as when I was child.

The Spirit of Conquer Club is everlasting.

shoop76 inspired me in my young days.
SoN!c uses a titillating language.
KingM has just recently returned.
merch313 is on way back.

fusibaseball has just become conqueror.

What do I see now?
Engagement in Floating 11 takes me too much time, so I will make Floating 9 challenges from now on.
TeeGee is horn-y manager of the site.
What I see is not random but random squared.
SoN!c, what golden song can you sing matching your name?
General Roy, how do you experience climate change in northern Norway?
How about floods in Norway?
Are they random?

From beginning to the end, don't turn left when you meet xroads.
Otherwise, you will be outlawed by TrafalgarLaw01.
After that, you get banned from CC.
My secret is in randomness.

I'm a bit worried about my title

But with 7 offspring I guess I opened myself up to that

Chapter 2: (dedicated to my Japanese period of life)
Cover song: https://youtu.be/x2mWXdZ8IJk?si=F-nnopHs5tl5UHcN

TeeGee wrote:But with 7 offspring I guess I opened myself up to that

What did I learn by lasting in Japanese hot springs 49 times cumulatively?
If I float and put my ear upside down, I hear voices.

I have old Japanese heart but my first and last love and life is in Croatia.
I heard Sea Organ in Zadar city, it makes me calm.

Thus, my journey is twofold, Japanese heart and Croatian sound reality.
Christmas in Croatia has the unique soul and spirit.

If I am a gayish personality, my CC crush would be miMic, sorry brother.
As I am straight then my crush emilywink is e-wife.

josko.ri wrote:Chapter 2: (dedicated to my Japanese period of life)

TeeGee wrote:But with 7 offspring I guess I opened myself up to that

What did I learn by lasting in Japanese hot springs 49 times cumulatively?
If I float and put my ear upside down, I hear voices.

I have old Japanese heart but my first and last love and life is in Croatia.
I heard Sea Organ in Zadar city, it makes me calm.

Thus, my journey is twofold, Japanese heart and Croatian sound reality.
Christmas in Croatia has the unique soul and spirit.

If I am a gayish personality, my CC crush would be miMic, sorry brother.
As I am straight then my crush emilywink is e-wife.

Nimic* and he loves me more…Emily probably too
If you need an editor let me know…think this is fun…CC used to do newsletters back in the golden era and I thought they were great.

MTIceman41 wrote:

josko.ri wrote:Chapter 2: (dedicated to my Japanese period of life)

TeeGee wrote:But with 7 offspring I guess I opened myself up to that

What did I learn by lasting in Japanese hot springs 49 times cumulatively?
If I float and put my ear upside down, I hear voices.

I have old Japanese heart but my first and last love and life is in Croatia.
I heard Sea Organ in Zadar city, it makes me calm.

Thus, my journey is twofold, Japanese heart and Croatian sound reality.
Christmas in Croatia has the unique soul and spirit.

If I am a gayish personality, my CC crush would be miMic, sorry brother.
As I am straight then my crush emilywink is e-wife.

Nimic* and he loves me more…Emily probably too
If you need an editor let me know…think this is fun…CC used to do newsletters back in the golden era and I thought they were great.

The newsletters were great! We need that sort of thing again.

This is great. Patiently awaiting Chapter 3 to drop. Can't wait to get to Chapters 8 & 9, the Dark Chapters

Devante wrote:This is great. Patiently awaiting Chapter 3 to drop. Can't wait to get to Chapters 8 & 9, the Dark Chapters

I am now brushing chapter 16.
Every next chapter is exponentially harder to write.
I lost connection at chapter 3 this time.
Thus, I need to wait the whole circle of 22 chapters so that chapter 3 appears again.
As chapter 16 is today, I guess chapter 3 will be released 9 days later.

josko.ri wrote:

Devante wrote:This is great. Patiently awaiting Chapter 3 to drop. Can't wait to get to Chapters 8 & 9, the Dark Chapters

I am now brushing chapter 16.
Every next chapter is exponentially harder to write.
I lost connection at chapter 3 this time.
Thus, I need to wait the whole circle of 22 chapters so that chapter 3 appears again.
As chapter 16 is today, I guess chapter 3 will be released 9 days later.

I can not follow that math but who am I to try to understand an artiste. I shall patiently await then

SoN!c, what golden song can you sing matching your name?

Since you wrote this, i have to reply the greatest of them all.

SuperSoN!c Gin&Tonic is not about random mixing Tonic Josko. And telling a story in titillating words to accompany a nice drink makes the drink even better when you enjoy it with friends. Figuring out what makes the perfect drink is the biggest CC game of them all. Wouldn't you agree? It's like "no" can be said like NA or N0 and that is what you do if your tasting a good old Irish whiskey.

But what do I see now? I see CC greatest mixologist making a poem on his own true and tried recipe. Telling his friends the greatest story of them all.

I know the recipy for a GiN&Tonic, but helas not for Josko's golden Radikon Ribolla Gialla.

All i know the perfect recepy is made on a molar level. Starts with 16 grams. And When the word gram replaces mole, you have a related set of problems which requires one more step. In addition, the two just above will have even another step, one to determine the number of atoms once you know the number of molecules. This might look a bit weird if its is mol¯1 and you would say "per mole" out loud. The question then is WHAT per mole? Because their ratio is the same as the ratio of their sum to the larger of the two quantities and the volume is proportional to the number of atoms or molecules regardless of the nature of it.

So If i want a perfect Old Irish Whisky to accompany my game i know i'll have to begin my search somewhere like in 12 Fitzwilliam Street.
But for now im happy with these poems and from beginning to the end, from this day fourth, 49 times cumulatively that is, and not 7, i'll go right.
Not to be outlawed and be back unsquared. Going with Japanese heart or going Supersonic is the choice to be made.

I hope i did not dissapoint you Josko in singing this song. Im pretty sure some will say this is legal torture, others will need a whiskey.. But only you would know what song this is. 22/7 chapters, it sure exceeds my expectations!

Keep up writing this fantastic novel

Wow SoN!c, your verses are so titillating that I am tempted to invite you as a coauthor.

In fact, I am trying to measure SuperSonicSong of the day expressed in unit banwidth per mole, in my everlasting search for a perfect song.

If you show me a new song which has bigger bandwidth per mole than the previous song then it stimulates me to think, write poems and sign faster than before, thus my writing this novel also accelerates.

Today's SuperSonicSong was "I fly with you" from Gigi D'Agostino, link below:
https://youtu.be/H64coy-KZsk?si=p28Sm3c4u-J9OcHc

Your post inspired me to add some extra bandwidth per mole, and then new daily SuperSonicSong became "Chiquiquita" sang by kids
https://youtu.be/TCMBF7A4JPA?feature=shared

It is interesting that you are, to my opinion, a kid and a song character of CC, which is seen directly from your name SoN+Ic.

The best songs liked by my Father are the ones with biggest banwidth per mole, which are the ones sang by kids with pure heart. When I listen songs with my Father then my mind also becomes more creative, which makes writing of chapters faster. Today, because of SoNIc raising bandwidth per mole, I could polish chapters 17 and 18, sooner to be back on chapter 3 after crossing chapter 22. Thank you very much!

Also, I feel shy when you mention me in terms of "greatest" player of CC or like that.

All credits for that are going to my Father who taught me probabilistic theory "by intuituon", before I even attended probabilistic class.

He is the great teacher, I am just an attentive pupil.

SoN!C hit my SuperSonicSong creativity point so I could find a new song with bandwith per mole equal to 19, thus complete brushing of chapter 19 today. What a day, three chapters at once.

The Violin Song:
https://youtu.be/1QVP1GWpVes?si=zQLENgHPFcaV38e2

You saying you are not the greatest makes you even greater Josko.

The numbers proof it. The numbers you say here and the numbers you made. 6402 highscore, (The highest ever score on CC); Conqueror twice with 10+ years gap; 200 Medals

Yes, i am a kid. I was born 2 years ago. It is very hard to win against veteran players, its against man being a kid.

Also Gigi D'Agostino was my favorite song when i was a kid. 18 years old. So funny you named that song.



If you hear the original version posted here above it looks a bit like the devil is singing it. But if you see past that and hear what is being said you know these are preacher words.

You are the greatest Josko. And this novel and understanding what it means is exactly why people should stay on CC. Thanks for that. Thank your father too. We both know him.

You can cry. No one here is going to judge you.

Chiquitita, tell me the truth
I'm a shoulder you can cry on
Your best friend, I'm the one you must rely on
You were always sure of yourself
Now I see you've broken a feather
I hope we can patch it up together
Chiquitita, you and I know
How the heartaches come and they go and the scars they're leaving
You'll be dancing once again and the pain will end
You will have no time for grieving
Chiquitita, you and I cry
But the sun is still in the sky and shining above you
Let me hear you sing once more like you did before
Sing a new song, Chiquitita
Try once more like you did before
Sing a new song, Chiquitita


That is the AMBIGUITY. I wanna stay for so many but wanna leave for so few. That is also the spirit of CC. It is better to stay then.

Still wanna hear the chapter and the numbers revealing more if you go outside the limited box. Only Josko knows what im saying here im pretty sure ;-à)

The Kid, The SoN

"I fly with you"

PS: bandwith per mole equal to 19 and speaking about mole ?/? × 10-19 is always giving some sort of result. But inside the box. Not outside the box what that does not even know a mans limitation like Dirty Harry.

My Father is also a part time DJ.
When I hear a devilish song like original of "I ll fly with you" then I ask my Father to make an angelic remix of the devilish song.

More examples of remixes inspired by my Father:
Bandwidth per mole (Bpm) 20: Sandstorm
https://youtu.be/qYAv8iiYLG4?si=NkDRlJAUhlukMFv_

Bpm 21: Despacito
https://youtu.be/EvJBWqQG8ts?si=KD-tvZmuJfzFf9QQ

Bpm 22: Insomnia
https://youtu.be/pXuCRaf_zUs?si=ZX_FgvHVfzp8ufV6

SoN!c, as you pushed me to come until chapter 22 with songs then I am adding a "bonus chapter" 23, where Bandwith per mole (in sound) can be understood by means of Beats per mole (in dance).

23 Beats per mole is in this song, where my Father inspired his colleague DJ Moreno J:
https://youtu.be/3N-FLZpdT8Y?si=f7qJgqz1mc8e2IOK

My father told me that this special song is a blessing to guide my life.
This song has distinguished sound and dancing parts.

In the first part of the song, sound is on 23 Bandwidth per mole.
This part is dedicated to my past life in Japan.
As I am a dancer in heart then it was only question of time when I will leave singing but non-dancing Japanese culture.

In the second part of the song, dancing rhytm is 23 Beats per mole.
This part is dedicated to my present life.

Please take your time in writing your novel. I am pretty sure i get it but the longer the wait the higher the reward. Your novel is awesome like a story from the Bible. Also i already knew there would be a bonus chapter because it ends 10*23. I'll try to find the rythm in those songs.

I selected songs with Beats per mole 01, 02 and 03.
Hopefully I can complete chapter 03 today afternoon.
Writing is more time demanding than listening music.

Bpm 01:
La Isla Bonita
https://youtu.be/OC7K61KUj8g?si=X2heKsGtzuvPS8Ci

Bpm 02:
Lambada
https://youtu.be/x2mWXdZ8IJk?si=XLK1xOoC6PS_M_Fw

Bpm 03:
Dance Monkey (kids' voice, from Spanked Monkey)
https://youtu.be/9mer-nY15Xc?si=RbwHKDcjW4cISBAf

Then, same song Dance Monkey is the "bonus" Bpm 03 song below but with dancing included (find 3 differences):
https://youtu.be/M-ymjZzUy14?si=9EIzUU6_w1hI5qBj

Chapter 3 (dedicated from children to children)

Cover song (find 3 differences):
https://youtu.be/x6EirTwuRU8?si=iTrp10Q46Twacmyj

The pretender Bilbo1_OC should be always awake in his childish uniform. What he hears is never rumor but a fact. His childish heart is always pure, white and innocent.
I want to play titillating games with him so that I also get white color.
White flag color is from winners to winners.

shoop76ers is the Tribal keyholder.
His power was weak when Mad777 left. Now, the power is raising again after DeCentus VanTectus kissed his tongue into the Tribal World. They are so lucid that whichever word they say, Tribal World grows. Viva la Tribal World, alea iacta est!
The Tribe which plays on the Tribal War - Israel home map should double its score and likely raise to top of the rankings.
We should learn from games played on the Tribal War - Caltech map.

Finally, we CC players should learn from our mother who dances like a fish. This is because fishes dance with a passion for dancing. The other fishes who are not dancing feel lukewarm and sad besides dancing ones. They are not white fishes. They do not see clearly. They are naked. We all in Spanked and Milked clan dance as in the title song "Dance Monkey", welcoming the non-dancing MIce Man to knock on our door.
Clan League winners should Ascend to the F400 throne.
Competition is an art rather than a race.

The "bonus" song from today called "Enlightened Shakira":
https://youtu.be/arUZJQDQ0TI?si=EBHRfQOol7uLl9jh

Shakira's dances are usually very titillating so I asked my Father to enlighten her songs and my Father took my request literally.

As can be seen in the video, Shakira was literally enlightened multiple times like a lightning bolt hit her, looking like a shining Angel.

Second "bonus" song is for my dancing fish fishydance, who dances again and again with every new breath she takes:
https://youtu.be/DZFiP0z2zH4?si=l_R8AHsH_WYs1xmM

What if atmosphere is a gaseous medium?, (made up of free moving molecules of a variety of gases). If sound in the atmosphere is a vibration or disturbance (a “sonic soundwave”) that travels through that medium how would this lightning bolt sound when it discharges many many miles away?

What noise would it create to you so far away Josko? Would it sound like a tide organ? If the atmosphere was dead silent at first wouldnt a lightning bolt ripple create so many waves colliding each other, thus creating dozens and dozens of wavefrequencies mixed together, that those waveripples would reach you eventually?. And wouldn't these electrical impulses seemingly random in nature spread all over the complete frequency spectrum of bandwidth?

How many cycles of vibration per second would it create?. And Is there a limit to this cycle per second?
If Frequency is defined as the number of occurrences of a particular event per unit time then a lightning bolt is just electromagnetic energy that moves from place to place in “discrete chunks” of energy. And by doing it, it creates something that causes a random motion of particles suspended in a fluid (a liquid or a gas) resulting from their collision with the fast-moving atoms or molecules (in the gas or liquid), which at their turn can be seen as a randomness white noise. Isn't "White noise in time" said to be the generalized time-derivative of a Brownian motion? Doesn't white noise looks a bit like a black and white checkered flag waved for the winner?

If fishes dance with a passion for dancing the other fishes who are not dancing feel lukewarm and sad besides the dancing ones. They are not white fishes. But they will start to dance once touched and become white after the first started to dance singing alea iacta est.

SoN!c wrote:What noise would it create to you so far away Josko?

If fishes dance with a passion for dancing the other fishes who are not dancing feel lukewarm and sad besides the dancing ones. They are not white fishes. But they will start to dance once touched and become white after the first started to dance singing alea iacta est.

Dont delete your comments as I may answer them later.

Answer to the created noise question is:
https://youtu.be/jQS2mgFNwtU?si=8IQOEuZN-Mc15ObH

In the original version, this is song singing about exploiting women.
In this remixed version, in deserts of Middle East, solution is shown.

Let the fishes dance for the Middle East peace with another remixed song with the same problem and solution as the aforementioned song:
https://youtu.be/Wc8WS9ivus4?si=w_aS6xHJ1XVVmVTQ

This is a brand new song inspired by my Father, only 93 likes so far.

Note: first song has remixed lyrics and second song has no lyrics

SoN!c wrote:What if atmosphere is a gaseous medium? (made up of free moving molecules of a variety of gases).

If so, then the sonic soundwave would travel faster due to lower resistance of gas compared to that of vapor. Songs produced on this way would be comparably faster than the original, such as these songs:

Slower (vaporish):
https://youtu.be/qjzZRInf91c?si=B7B2YHq2XVN9k9E4
Faster (gaseous):
https://youtu.be/sLfqapBIqME?si=xv2y2xdW9c-4e5hH

SoN!c wrote:If sound in the atmosphere is a vibration or disturbance (a “sonic soundwave”) that travels through that medium how would this lightning bolt sound when it discharges many many miles away?

Not only atmosphere is important for lightning bolts but also the ground. In snowy Canada and in hot Middle East lightning or albedo is much different. I can show you two lightning bolts reflected from Croatian ground as I understand Croatian lightning bolts more than others.

"Facial" Lightning Bolt:
https://youtu.be/GONWYzuXoLM?si=3DZ-fSt76AujSZoE
As you can see the singer's face is shining through the whole video.
The song name is "If only you know".

"Outfit" Lightning Bolt:
https://youtu.be/SBIVA5NBtf8?si=qfFSOaeso7q8mGvM
Although the singer's face is shining here too, her outfit is shining more than the face through the whole video.
The song name is "Morning brings the end".