Conquer Club

I am holding Saxibot, whambot, Cybabe, hostage in Game 18481958Game 18482046 Game 19144669 Game 19156938 Game 19163894Game 19176061Game 23429471

My demands are simple.

• one light single airplane, prefer an ACA Decathalon or a Cessna 172N, full of fuel
• one Colman cooler with ice
• six 250 ml Dr Peppers
• a 10" pizza
• eleven piddle packs

The following are preferred toppings for pizza.

• Jalpenos
• olives
• onions
• tomatoes
• green pepers
• pineapple
• banana peppers
• three cheese blend

If there is corn on the pizza the hostage will be dumped in a large body of water.

We've got some of your list, but the rest will take time:

1) Piddle stained Playboys- done
2) A cool doctor with a six pack- done
3) Pizza with peepers and Jalpeno- this took time, but we got it done

We'll need more time and a show of good faith before we provide a fueled up Debbie Gibson.

sassbot has offered herself in place of the Cessna, she reckons she can make you fly

You are right who puts fucking corn on pizzas

betiko wrote:You are right who puts fucking corn on pizzas

CORN??? ON PIZZA?????????

Is that really a thing?

Don't worry, we have released whambot

2018-08-26 02:16:59 - Round limit reached

2dimes is now on the loose and there is a 500 Conquer Credit reward for his capture

DEAD (or alive)

TeeGee wrote:

betiko wrote:You are right who puts fucking corn on pizzas

CORN??? ON PIZZA?????????

Is that really a thing?

Sadly, yes. Nobody knows why.

This is how I make it:

2dimes wrote:I am holding Saxibot whambot hostage in Game 18481958 Game 18482046 my demands are simple.

• one Cessna 172N full of fuel
• one Colman cooler with ice
• six 250 ml Dr Peppers
• one copy of Playboy magazine featuring Debbie Gibson in new condition
• a medium pizza
• eleven piddle packs

The following are preferred toppings for pizza.

• Jalpenos
• olives
• onions
• tomatoes
• green peepers
• pineapple
• three cheese blend

If there is corn on the pissa the hostage will be dumped in a large body of water.

Ooh... I was with ya till the fruit. No fruit on pizza.

Cybabe likes sausage and banana pizza.

Game 18486082

elfish_lad wrote:

2dimes wrote:I am holding Saxibot whambot hostage in Game 18481958 Game 18482046 my demands are simple.

• one Cessna 172N full of fuel
• one Colman cooler with ice
• six 250 ml Dr Peppers
• one copy of Playboy magazine featuring Debbie Gibson in new condition
• a medium pizza
• eleven piddle packs

The following are preferred toppings for pizza.

• Jalpenos
• olives
• onions
• tomatoes
• green peepers
• pineapple
• three cheese blend

If there is corn on the pissa the hostage will be dumped in a large body of water.

Ooh... I was with ya till the fruit. No fruit on pizza.

WTF- I can't have tomato on pizza now? That's BS.

Tomato in the sauce and, if I want, on the topping.

No peppers? No chills? Kid, you're in a fantasy, Elfish Lad.

I'm taking hostages.

So just onions, cheese and crust is left there?

Oops. I killed Cybabe.

corn nuts, perhaps...

Now, stop fooling around.

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I’m so drunk atm that I thought it read, “I am a hostage” and clicked in to read the drama. Then? I remembered the whole fucking Pizza misunderstanding. And that I posted in this thread before. Then? I forgot I was posting something.

Long landscaping week makes 1 Vodka-7 lead to a few others. (An old Confusion saying.)

Are you being treated well 2dimes?

E.

(The fucking thread is just so much more interesting with the bots holding you hostage.)

Saxibot is not as supple as Saxitoxin but I have no complaints, aside from sheet stain bringing items that lead to me accidentally killing Cybabe.

Please I only have a short time while Symmetry is distracted. We don't know what he wants, but he keeps saying that oranges are not the only fruit.

Save us Obi-Wan-2d.

How many of you use that account?

Symmetry wrote:We've got some of your list, but the rest will take time:

1) Piddle stained Playboys- done
2) A cool doctor with a six pack- done
3) Pizza with peepers and Jalpeno- this took time, but we got it done

We'll need more time and a show of good faith before we provide a fueled up Debbie Gibson.

This makes more sense now that I noticed the bizarre spelling errors in the OP. I fixed a couple.

2dimes wrote:How many of you use that account?

Symmetry wrote:We've got some of your list, but the rest will take time:

1) Piddle stained Playboys- done
2) A cool doctor with a six pack- done
3) Pizza with peepers and Jalpeno- this took time, but we got it done

We'll need more time and a show of good faith before we provide a fueled up Debbie Gibson.

This makes more sense now that I noticed the bizarre spelling errors in the OP. I fixed a couple.

Congrats.

Ok.

I cornered saxibot but then reached the round limit.

Game 20128463