Conquer Club

HapoelAkko is clearly the best player on the site, he's reached the rank of colonel in a year time. he only plays real complicated maps such as feudal epic trench. you know, that's really the only strategy you'll ever meet on this site.

He thinks of himself as the lebron james of this site and he's dead serious. I'm calling out all CC vigilantes to have a little fun with this guy... he just foed me and i can't talk to him (sad!!!)

I am also foed...

Its a VERY long read, but get a load of this...

https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=17669023

A few of the funniest points he's made to me...some in PM's and some in that game...

His reason he lost to me "the sun was in my eyes." His words...not mine.

He could kick my ass any day of the week...as long as its cloudy, just ask him.

And medals don't mean anything. None of them. CC Champion, CC MVP, League Champion, League MVP? Anyone can get those, whenever they want...takes no skill...well I guess the Conqueror medal means something, but literally none of the rest of them mean anything.

Being an all around player and being competitive on any setting...anyone can do that...it takes real skill to play on feudal epic, sunny trench..."it takes the luck out of it."

If I were in Fallen, TOP, or S&M, I would snap this guy up quick before someone else does. You'll win 90-95% of the games you put him in against me or Loutil...just ask him. He'll tell you.

CC wrote:HapoelAkko: 98% of turns taken

i don't play against dead beats. 98% of turns taken? i guess that doesn't matter to him either. WOW!!
the black jesus is in literal shock.-Jésus noir

When he used the "sun was in my eyes" excuse I almost fell out of my chair. He was dead serious. I recommend everyone read the link that Rock posted. Feudal, sunny, trench is the most strategic map and settings anyone can play AND he can win 95% of his games on that setting against ANYONE in CC. Does not matter that I pointed out his loosing record to players at his rank or higher .

Edit: forgot to add that he foed me as well .

lol, you guys are just plain mean.

well read this one...

https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=17691982

he has to be a teenager seriously. i really feel like he's serious. I don't think he's kidding.

I've lost a few games because the sun was in my eyes. Can totally sypmathize.

reminds me of the time I was talking crap to Blizaholic.
I was goofing around, trying to needle him. I looked at it as sitting around a table with friends and talking trash to each other.

He responded by sending me a multi-paragraph analysis of why I sucked and why he was the far superior player.

I never denied he was probably the best player on the website and by that point I was burnt out on CC and I probably did suck at that point.

I looked at the first page of his games and he hasn't beaten a single good player, apart from perhaps bpbp who I know nothing about.

iAmCaffeine wrote:I looked at the first page of his games and he hasn't beaten a single good player, apart from perhaps bpbp who I know nothing about.

this doesn t prove he is cc's lebron james though

betiko wrote:well read this one...

https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=17691982

Bet, You make my day! This guys is marvelous!

I like this one, perfect :" You sound like a wife who tells you ... "I can't believe all you picked from the buffet is the lobster tail and the fillet mignon ... why don't you have some hotdogs and fried spam ... the fried spam is delicious ...." misoginy, pedantry, and bad faith in one line

gannable wrote:reminds me of the time I was talking crap to Blizaholic.
I was goofing around, trying to needle him. I looked at it as sitting around a table with friends and talking trash to each other.

He responded by sending me a multi-paragraph analysis of why I sucked and why he was the far superior player.

I never denied he was probably the best player on the website and by that point I was burnt out on CC and I probably did suck at that point.

Maybe I was just not a worthy enough opponent for Blitzaholic, but he never really played that great against me, He was good, but Fenir, Josko, Don (when he cares), R21, have all played better against me.

For those that do not want to read the entire chat log...
2017-08-28 11:24:48 - HapoelAkko: Well ... I win about 90% of the games I play ... I realize the ratio on my profile is currently lower than that ... that is due to the fact that it represents all my games since I started, and I just recently pulled out of the learning curve ...

2017-08-28 11:34:29 - HapoelAkko: It is not a "certain map" ...
2017-08-28 11:34:59 - HapoelAkko: I was looking for the biggest one that minimizes the luck factor ... that *you* seem to be so concerned about ... and this one is it ...
2017-08-28 11:35:21 - HapoelAkko: So here the dice really don't matter ... Maybe they do on other maps that you choose to play ...

2017-08-28 12:45:58 - HapoelAkko: I don't know everyone here to know if I am the best, but I am certainly top 10. I did beat top 10 players in their own map and settings, when it was my very first game on their map and settings ...
2017-08-28 12:46:25 - HapoelAkko: Actually top 2 even ...

2017-08-28 12:47:58 - HapoelAkko: Dude ... you are counting from the period I was LEARNING this map/settings ....
2017-08-28 12:48:12 - HapoelAkko: I am actually winning 100% of the 40 games I am right now ...

2017-08-28 12:47:11 - rockfist: If we took a poll on this site you would get one vote for being top ten.
2017-08-28 12:49:45 - HapoelAkko: Well ... you can go talk to the top TWO players on this site ... which I got to play ... and they will vote in your poll ...
2017-08-28 12:50:34 - rockfist: Pray tell, who are the top two players on the site?
2017-08-28 12:50:55 - HapoelAkko: I came and played them on their own maps and settings ... beat one of them, didn't beat the other because it was a very complex map, and it was my very first time on that map and settings ... Actually first time playing a blind game ... but gave a great f
2017-08-28 12:51:31 - HapoelAkko: fight, and got lots of compliments ... and really scared the guy ... the unfamiliarity with the map and settings did help him though ...

2017-08-28 12:54:33 - HapoelAkko: I have no desire to master "all maps" ... just the ones that are about skill ... and I am working on those

2017-08-28 12:55:46 - HapoelAkko: I did beat Kaskavel .... He is certainly better ... at his map and settings ... but I did beat him a lot ... especially when I started understanding the map and settings better
2017-08-28 12:58:50 - loutil: just looked it up. Overall he is 21 - 5 against you.
2017-08-28 12:59:23 - loutil: 21 - 5 and you think you are a top 10 player .
2017-08-28 13:00:16 - HapoelAkko: I beat him FIVE times .... when I was learning the map and had no idea what I was doing .... that's impressive ...


2017-08-28 13:03:24 - loutil: that is also my point. Any top player would figure it out rather quickly.
2017-08-28 13:03:31 - HapoelAkko: loutil ... if you and I will play here 26 games ... you will not win 5 .... so that would be the "longest learning curve in history"

2017-08-28 13:25:39 - HapoelAkko: In my opinion loutil you don't even understand this map ... how brilliant it is ... and that's why you disrespect it ...

2017-08-28 14:06:46 - HapoelAkko: So I will beat whoever I can beat ... but I LOVE player higher ... and would love to beat higher and take their points .... unfortunately they are chicken shit ... but at least they are doing that silently ... you dare to have the nerve to come in and...
2017-08-28 14:06:51 - loutil: the fact is you are 18 -49 when playing decent players.
2017-08-28 14:06:58 - HapoelAkko: write shit like that ... WHILE you are too fucking scared to join !!!!
2017-08-28 14:08:07 - loutil: you got me, your skill scares me. LOL
2017-08-28 14:08:42 - HapoelAkko: That is bullshit "fact" ... it includes that maps I joined that I didn't know ....

More fun reading...
2017-08-28 14:10:48 - HapoelAkko: rockfist is the highest rated player who actually has the balls to join my game !!!!
2017-08-28 14:10:54 - loutil: 3-3 on your last 50 games on this setting against equal or higher. How is that 90%?
2017-08-28 14:11:08 - HapoelAkko: Unlike you ... he is not a talker ....
2017-08-28 14:11:44 - HapoelAkko: First of all ... they were actually higher when I played them ...
2017-08-28 14:11:47 - loutil: unlike you, I have a winning record against good players

2017-08-28 14:12:15 - HapoelAkko: Secondly ... dude ... I had enough of this stupid argument ... if you want to "talk" ... come in ... I'll beat your stupid ass .... and then you can "talk" ....
2017-08-28 14:13:03 - loutil: clearly, I am too stupid and scared to play you. Again, ad-hominen attacks always show a persons true character

2017-08-28 14:33:44 - HapoelAkko: I can win you and others on any map ... I just need to learn it first ... I also proved that when I am brand new to a map ... I win the best players on it ... you are really a very sad LOSER

2017-08-28 14:39:00 - rockfist: What exactly is he envious of? He has a top ten rank. He is a highly valued member of (aguably) the best clan on the site, winner of the CC6 cup. He has winning records against many of the top players on the site and is one of the best all around
2017-08-28 14:39:05 - rockfist: players I know.
2017-08-28 14:40:27 - rockfist: And I do know something about all around players. That is what I am. I don't profess to be the very best on any one setting, but you can put me on any setting on any map and I will play competitively on it and Lou might even be better than me in those
2017-08-28 14:40:33 - rockfist: circumstances.
2017-08-28 15:13:08 - HapoelAkko: He is envious of the talent he doesn't have ... he was NOT in my position so quickly ... and that is why after 6 years ... he is only #10 ... I assure you I will get much higher than him ....

2017-08-28 15:56:22 - loutil: all I gave you was facts and all you gave me was personal insults. Good for you.
2017-08-28 16:23:25 - HapoelAkko: You gave yourself the personal insults ... I just a mirror in front of your ugly face ...

2017-08-28 18:09:22 - rockfist: My score was 2101 after 20 games played.
2017-08-28 18:10:00 - HapoelAkko: I see you are just as pathetic as your friend ....

2017-08-28 18:10:57 - HapoelAkko: The fact that you are even bringing this up ...and bragging ... only shows me how sad and pathetic you are
2017-08-28 18:12:25 - HapoelAkko: I tried different maps ... in order to find the best one ... I found the best one ... so I don't see how it's any better to play riskier maps ...
2017-08-28 18:12:55 - HapoelAkko: If you don't care about risk ... you can play the lottery ... I like to minimize risk and maximize skill

2017-08-28 20:03:42 - HapoelAkko: "2017-08-28 16:47:12 - loutil: you can make any excuse you like, but...your record against quality opponents is NOT good. FACT"
2017-08-28 20:04:14 - HapoelAkko: Idiot ... if that is what you think ... then why don't you join my game??? Are you NOT "quality opponent" ????? LOSER !!!!
2017-08-28 20:04:23 - HapoelAkko: you don't join because you know I will kick your stupid ass

2017-08-28 20:06:07 - rockfist: Lou would annihilate you. If this is your best map.
2017-08-28 20:06:41 - HapoelAkko: ALL the maps are my best maps .... this is the one that maximizes skill the most ... so I prefer it
2017-08-28 20:07:25 - HapoelAkko: Is there a tribe for people with minimum 153 IQ ?

2017-08-28 20:11:03 - loutil: plus, your poor play here, in a game you told me you were going to win, suggests otherwise
2017-08-28 20:12:12 - loutil: you may still win, but your position is no longer favorable.
2017-08-28 20:13:11 - rockfist: That's dice though
2017-08-28 20:13:15 - loutil: but, what do I know? According to you I suck and I am a loser
2017-08-28 20:14:02 - rockfist: I won about a 25% roll so it's dice
2017-08-28 20:14:20 - loutil: Battle outcomes show Hap with the advantage over you with the dice. So that is not the reason.
2017-08-28 20:15:23 - HapoelAkko: I didn't say you suck, but you are certainly a loser ...
2017-08-28 20:15:37 - rockfist: That must be a mistake Lou, if it's not dice, then...
2017-08-28 20:16:05 - HapoelAkko: If it was "completely dice dependent" I wouldn't be winning 95% of my games on it ....

But now, I will be glad to see a match against you both, loutil! or rather the game chat

What a fucking self centered psychopath.
Would love to see his 16 year old face.

betiko wrote:What a fucking self centered psychopath.
Would love to see his 16 year old face.

16??? He's either in his late 70s or 13 max.

I like how he mentions Hive as an excellent skill map (which is true), then proceeds to lose to every respected player.

How do you manage to piss off members of two of the top clans without being in a clan within the span of three weeks...in separate games? At some point, far down the road, he will understand that clan games have the best competition (overall, not saying individual games can't on occasion have great competition), and then where will he go?

Lou and others can testify to this...I play medal hunt games like a speed chess player (I don't 100% optimize strategy like I would in a clan game)...but this guy ran his mouth so much I made an exception for that game since I was behind and wanted to prove a point. He probably would've won the game if he hadn't ran off at the mouth...

rockfist wrote:How do you manage to piss off members of two of the top clans without being in a clan within the span of three weeks...in separate games? At some point, far down the road, he will understand that clan games have the best competition (overall, not saying individual games can't on occasion have great competition), and then where will he go?

Lou and others can testify to this...I play medal hunt games like a speed chess player (I don't 100% optimize strategy like I would in a clan game)...but this guy ran his mouth so much I made an exception for that game since I was behind and wanted to prove a point. He probably would've won the game if he hadn't ran off at the mouth...

that's not the type of guy that will ever be interested in clans or team games or whatever. more like the type of guy that will go for massive ranching/farming. only points cout for him, and only 2-3 maps are worth it. I'm expecting to see some C&A going on within the next couple of month. He's launched like 60 of those escalating trench no round limit the other day... pretty sure he'll end up deadbeating after realizing this setting is a fucking time wasting bad joke.

I got the "only points count for him" mentality loud and clear. I do think points matter, but I think they aren't the only thing that matters. I would not be happy if I was a cook, but as long as my rank is half decent I, like you Betiko, focus on other things, which isn't to say I will never make an effort to get to a real high rank...I think about it often (but don't act on it). No one thought that PaP was the best player on this site, yet he made Conqueror before he was sent off.

-shudders-

rockfist wrote:I got the "only points count for him" mentality loud and clear. I do think points matter, but I think they aren't the only thing that matters. I would not be happy if I was a cook, but as long as my rank is half decent I, like you Betiko, focus on other things, which isn't to say I will never make an effort to get to a real high rank...I think about it often (but don't act on it). No one thought that PaP was the best player on this site, yet he made Conqueror before he was sent off.

yes rf, i think you are quite in the same mode as me... tha hell with the points, you can't medal hunt and care about your rank at the same time. Getting a decent score means discipline, and that's not what I'm looking for right now... actually medal hunting does require a fair amount of discipline too but a different one... I'm the kind of guy that never really creates his own games, and I just join games that could help me towards certain medals. sometimes it means joining games with settings that look awfull but hey.. at least you learn some ew tricks.

rockfist wrote:I got the "only points count for him" mentality loud and clear. I do think points matter, but I think they aren't the only thing that matters. I would not be happy if I was a cook, but as long as my rank is half decent I, like you Betiko, focus on other things, which isn't to say I will never make an effort to get to a real high rank...I think about it often (but don't act on it). No one thought that PaP was the best player on this site, yet he made Conqueror before he was sent off.

I've said for a long time that one day I'm going to have 10-20 active games and play for a top score. I've never actively played for a top rank and I'm not sure it will ever be a possibility with my game count and tournaments. Regardless, the player in question is unlikely to join a clan unless someone tries to assemble a squad of high ranked players and assume it will do well, like PaP did.

iAmCaffeine wrote:

rockfist wrote:I got the "only points count for him" mentality loud and clear. I do think points matter, but I think they aren't the only thing that matters. I would not be happy if I was a cook, but as long as my rank is half decent I, like you Betiko, focus on other things, which isn't to say I will never make an effort to get to a real high rank...I think about it often (but don't act on it). No one thought that PaP was the best player on this site, yet he made Conqueror before he was sent off.

I've said for a long time that one day I'm going to have 10-20 active games and play for a top score. I've never actively played for a top rank and I'm not sure it will ever be a possibility with my game count and tournaments. Regardless, the player in question is unlikely to join a clan unless someone tries to assemble a squad of high ranked players and assume it will do well, like PaP did.

You forgot to add that your ability is mediocre at best