Conquer Club

Since the Search function is broken, I've kidnapped a bunch of orphans and they are sitting by, waiting to manually search through the forums. All I ask is a 10 dollar fee per search term to buy them food. Post your queries here.

what are you feeding them?

riskllama wrote:what are you feeding them?

cucumber sandwiches and prawn crumpets in caviar.

on sundays they get clams in aspic.

mmm...
i think your fledgling business would do a little better if you lowered your rates a bit and cut costs significantly, DY. llama says "f*ck the kids"...peanut butter sandwiches will fill them up cheaply. you can offer up some jam or perhaps a banana or two as a performance based incentive a few times a week, as well. hope this helps!

could you maybe get them to run a search for that cross map thread? nietz and IP had me all map ranked in it, was kinda handy to look at once in a while...

riskllama wrote:...llama says "f*ck the kids"...

So you managed to get in that class sore was talking about?

you're just a horrible person, aren't you?

Give yoshi 10 bucks and he can search to find out.

Here's a freebie, to show you the awesome power of slave labor:
https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=221583

awesome. now, give that kid a peanut butter and banana sandwich...

riskllama wrote:awesome. now, give that kid a peanut butter and banana sandwich...

That seems like a pretty crude euphemism.

no context quotes, pls.

You could probably earn way more from those kids by letting llama f*ck them as he suggested.

mrswdk wrote:You could probably earn way more from those kids by letting llama f*ck them as he suggested.

mrswdk, why don't you, Doshi & llamo can discuss your immoral/illegal PL 'business ventures' on your sleazy usergroup page instead of the general forum.
In other words, since none of you have a 'T' in your name, I suggest you auto-ban the 'non-tea'.

beat it, scrub.

riskllama wrote:beat it, scrub.

No thanks, you ciggie-sucking pleasure-llama.