Conquer Club

Few things have done a small fraction of the beneficial things the majestic King_Herpes has done for the site.

Feel free to post your love for our king.

This thread is a good place to tell everyone of the great things he has done for the site or in your personal life.

Let it become a record for all time and eternity.

I remember one time Pete was feeling really down 'cause his wife left him. The King really hated seeing his good buddy Pete feeling like that, and how badly it was affecting his game. Being the generous soul King is, he promptly took Pete on a wild night out. After copious amounts of drinking - all paid for by the royal King - and a Burger King on the way home, our friend Pete had thoroughly enjoyed his time. However, knowing better, the King realised Pete would wake up alone and return to his misery, with a whopping hangover to boot. To avoid this situation, the King called several of his female accomplices to keep Pete company during the night and the following day. It was only a few weeks later that Pete realised he now had herpes; presumably the King had previously played tootsie with these women before. Pete felt incredibly blessed to be within such company and from there on, things could only get better.

He brought Mamiko here. She's so sweet and nice.

He offered to let me have a rip on any jack wagon I desired. Very generous

he kissed my boo boo when i fell over

khazalid wrote:he kissed my boo boo when i fell over

Every time?

Before I had herpes in my life, I was this handsome young guy that frequented gentlemen clubs on a regular basis.

After a stripper used my face as a wash cloth for her gooch, however, my life was forever changed.

Herpie lip began to break out all over. Eating began to be painful, my sack felt like it received a couple thousand kicks for awhile, and it somehow made me a virgin again.

Now, I've been trying to drink bleach to get rid of the herp living a long and wonderful life with the herp. Truly does he keep every woman the undesirables away from me. Who needs to f*ck - bang - get banged not look like I've been eating out of a toilet bowl live a normal life anyways? I'm happy. Truly.

iAmCaffeine wrote:

khazalid wrote:he kissed my boo boo when i fell over

Every time?

i'm a real klutz

He offered all type of medical drugs for illnesses I will have when I will get old. I now have to stock it all in a fridge and I m not sure it will all be valid in 25 years..

betiko wrote:He offered all type of medical drugs for illnesses I will have when I will get old. I now have to stock it all in a fridge and I m not sure it will all be valid in 25 years..

Take it all now, and see what happens?

always pretty freewheelin' w/the credits. quick w/a joke, quicker w/a smoke. excellent map advice. long live the king, baby.

Keeps the CDC & WHO in business, increases viral load of all his PL paramour-prostitutes, the whole lot will wind up like Rock Hudosn or Al Capone any time now. Plus profitable sidelines in game farming and undercooked e-coli burgers.

Thorthoth wrote:Keeps the CDC & WHO in business, increases viral load of all his PL paramour-prostitutes, the whole lot will wind up like Rock Hudosn or Al Capone any time now. Plus profitable sidelines in game farming and undercooked e-coli burgers.

The World Health Organization? or Dr. WHO?

mookiemcgee wrote:

Thorthoth wrote:Keeps the CDC & WHO in business, increases viral load of all his PL paramour-prostitutes, the whole lot will wind up like Rock Hudosn or Al Capone any time now. Plus profitable sidelines in game farming and undercooked e-coli burgers.

The World Health Organization? or Dr. WHO?

Wrist-hand orthosis.


Sometimes required by people who injure their wrist through excessive repetitions of similar movements.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Before I had herpes in my life, I was this handsome young guy that frequented gentlemen clubs on a regular basis.

After a stripper used my face as a wash cloth for her gooch, however, my life was forever changed.

Herpie lip began to break out all over. Eating began to be painful, my sack felt like it received a couple thousand kicks for awhile, and it somehow made me a virgin again.

Now, I've been trying to drink bleach to get rid of the herp living a long and wonderful life with the herp. Truly does he keep every woman the undesirables away from me. Who needs to f*ck - bang - get banged not look like I've been eating out of a toilet bowl live a normal life anyways? I'm happy. Truly.

Oh god...

I never expected this thread to die and require vivobumping.

I expected BigWham to be pretty active in it.

2dimes wrote:I never expected this thread to die and require vivobumping.

I expected BigWham to be pretty active in it.

You'd have better luck waiting for Woodruff.

They're probably both off with Guffman.

he gifted Mokerslag premium...

This thread is extra stupid and disgusting, even by CC standards.

Thorthoth wrote:This thread is extra stupid and disgusting, even by CC standards.

This was entertaining, until you had to throw your useless thoughts here.

Hail King Herpes!