Conquer Club

What it do, Conquer Club. It's me the big homie, Darnell. My rode dog Herps threw me the keys to his account and I will be with you all until sometime after Black History Month. He left me with very specific instructions as to how to carry myself as not to set anyone off and a detailed list of things he wants implemented during his leave. He also left me at his pad with all of his cats and pharmaceuticals, I may or may not be dreaming right now so forgive me if my thoughts astray. Now, one of the issues I was left with the task of tackling was establishing a list of all of our worst offending lazy butts. Your inputs are highly valued and will be taken into careful consideration. I will update this list on a weekly basis... every Saturday night at 11:50 PM MST sharp! P.S. all names will be verified and updated using Reasonabilityrank™ a newly developed add on originally crafted from a combination of the coding in KH's maniacal auto game join link and his much feared auto bot script.

THE TOP 50 LAZY BOTTOMS
"Since the Beginning"

*Note: Players that have their unlinked names in bold, underlined with large rainbow colored letters and with an asterisk were found guilty of cheating in C&A*

Players with a ✪ next to their name achieved the rank of Conqueror

Players with a ⅗ next to their name were found guilty of racism in C&A

Players with a sp next to their name are walking grammatical nightmares


1. Blitzaholic*✪ For abandoning the hearts of our many robbing us of the belief that not all high rankers are contemptible fiends at what was his most blasphemous hour
2. ConfederateSSsp
3. demonfork✪ For abandoning our highly coveted CC's all time top 50 scores thread some two+ years ago
4. insomniared For lying about being a revered actress and faking her death in order to abstain from any further emotion regarding her netpet "Nick"
5. nagerous For not telling us the full story behind the chameleon insomniared
6. Benjikat For crafting an elaborate and passionate lie in order to pull on our heart strings allowing him to abandon his clan duties whilst still dignifying him as a desirable lover
7. Hyasri For being the proxy that led to all things cute and fuzzy that then divided our minds forevermore and abandoning us soon after his order to extinguish Flame Wars was accomplished
8. elfish_lad For abandoning the hype of the general newsletters return
9. Symmetry For abandoning the love of the game and tournament organizing
10. clangfield For abandoning the forums in what was a desperate hissy
11. mrswdk⅗ For abandoning Herp's offspring causing it to malnourish soon thereafter in what was KH's 57th greatest heartbreak
12. Bogangodsp For not offering better quality pictures of his pizza
... more to be factored into the Reasonabilityrank™ add on when I get back from Habeeb's Corner Market. I'm fixin' to get me a bag of sunflower seeds, a box of larger sized Magnum rubbers, a generic lemon squeeze lime juice, a bottle of Goldschläger, a pack of licorice lick em and lock em Zig Zags, a hard boiled egg and some pickled pigs feet. Shit, I gots to do as much fucking and partying as I can before I have to go turn myself in next week. HABEEB IT! Stay up playas!! Happy New Year Y'all!!!

Point of order, you sir are an uncouth goon. Pumpkin seeds(bizick in lebo arabic patois) are uber boss, especially compared to sunflower seeds. Bizick can be charmingly crunched between your teeth, inner kernel retrieved then outer shell spat out. Showing young ladies(if that is your thang) your dexterity with tongue, teeth and lips. Bizick also go well with lemon juice, you can line the trojans with the discarded outer shell for more texture and grip.
I would like to make a respectful suggestion. Please add doxers to the list. Owen "I'm not white" Outrage, loves writing lists, and adding people to lists. Would be a shame for him to have to file a C&A report because he has been left off a list because of racism. His most recent holiday was from doxing a member of team CC. Please make him happy this year.

nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

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RGJ

BoganGod wrote:Owen "I'm not white" Outrage, loves writing lists, and adding people to lists. Would be a shame for him to have to file a C&A report because he has been left off a list because of racism. His most recent holiday was from doxing a member of team CC. Please make him happy this year.

sooo, please show me these lists. please link me to a list in the forums that i have created and actively add members to. you can't. it doesn't exist. just because you think it in your mind, does not make it so. additionally, i don't think you have made a post in the past 3 months that hasn't directly had my name in it. i have had stalkers before, i have had obsessed members before, i have even had death threats before. you are next level.-Jn

p.s.-you really seem hung up on a 3 day ban that was a legit error (unlike Mrwdk's who did the same thing maliciously)... you think you would go with one of my bigger offenses, if you are trying to hard to discredit me, for whatever reason you have in your mind. good luck with this campaign, it isn't working in the least.

actually, i feel you are somewhat less credible as a direct result of RGJ's hard work, owen. keep it up - both of yous...

owenshooter wrote:

BoganGod wrote:Owen "I'm not white" Outrage, loves writing lists, and adding people to lists. Would be a shame for him to have to file a C&A report because he has been left off a list because of racism. His most recent holiday was from doxing a member of team CC. Please make him happy this year.

sooo, please show me these lists. please link me to a list in the forums that i have created and actively add members to. you can't. it doesn't exist. just because you think it in your mind, does not make it so. additionally, i don't think you have made a post in the past 3 months that hasn't directly had my name in it. i have had stalkers before, i have had obsessed members before, i have even had death threats before. you are next level.-Jn

p.s.-you really seem hung up on a 3 day ban that was a legit error (unlike Mrwdk's who did the same thing maliciously)... you think you would go with one of my bigger offences, if you are trying to hard to discredit me, for whatever reason you have in your mind. good luck with this campaign, it isn't working in the least.

Snap, Crackle, Pop. So the attention vampire is happy he is receiving attention. Good, then wants to cry about the type of attention? Why? If I was trying hard to discredit the site's leading race baiter and troll king I would go another way. Dear heart, your nature is to be never satisfied and to want others to share your misery. Thank you for the practical instruction in virtue signalling and optimistic denial tactics. As for discrediting, not possible anymore you've done that work yourself long ago. A truly self made man, respect. Love the way how you try to ascribe negative and positive motivations for the same act. Your doxing of someone was a sincere mistake, someone else doxing was an act of pure evil. If we are to be judged on our deeds not our words. Both of you are deplorable. Constant referrals to the other recent doxer is an obvious attempt to share a platform. Perhaps you are missing some spotlight and want both of you to be placed in some information sharing winners circle? There is a hug and a free slice on offer whenever you choose to visit. With your doxing skills finding me won't be hard.
Hugs and kisses, multiracial equal opportunity admonishing Uncle Bogan.

riskllama wrote:actually, i feel you are somewhat less credible as a direct result of RGJ's hard work, owen. keep it up - both of yous...

You're too kind good sir. I can't take any credit for Owen's fee fees. Credibility is self established. I have a long history on this site of taking clan things seriously when I'm running a clan, and advocating for clans. I also have a long history of using humour and hyperbole to hold up a large mirror on people's actions and attitudes. I value Owen's contribution to this site, sadly with the general decline and the lack of other voices to keep him in check he has fallen into a little echo chamber of his own making. It takes a village to keep an ego in check.

RGJ

Hey, hold up. I never abandoned that offspring, the little prima donna ran away! Slander!

Darnell is an outright liar.



Weekly updates...........

Darnell, my main man. Welcome backs to da hood. The Creation of gentrification enables the castration and condemnation of electrification of bretheren on death row.

I think I've been one of the most vocal and active voices on the forums about the ways in which tournaments are organised. Sure, it's earned me a few enemies, but suggesting that I'm lazy seems like a bit of a paradox.

I'm so active in discussing tournament organisation that I merit a top ten for laziness in it? I kind of think my activity in debating the subject, combined with sore feelings got me this.

Probably that and I find it weird that King Herpes had a thread locked where he was insistently propositioning me.

No means no, dude.

This post deserves to be in the bottom 50 GD threads of all time.
Update, or DSOIV will turkey slap you, and lance a pimple at the same time.

My nostalgia is acting up. I need to see a grown-up.

niMic wrote:My nostalgia is acting up. I need to see a grown-up.

I feel ya