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A word with Symmetry

Postby King_Herpes on Sat Sep 10, 2016 9:28 pm

I will not have you traipsing around at night in General Discusion unaccompanied. People are beginning to mutter amongst themselves, "DSOIV, DSOIV"... So forgive me for my doubt but, Simmery baby are you alright?

Because as it stands... I've tried to reason, I've offered you my trust, I've vouched for you during your more recent forum kerfuffles. Hell I've even solicited my body after inviting you into a hot and dusty night club to try and persuade you from harms way. While you've only tested and shamed me. You continue to slap away my offering hand. Why is this so, Sim? Answer me, Sim.

I can not be associated with these sullied perversions you constantly adhere to your conversation. After all, I am a man of great rapport.



P.S. I can dance and I have a 6-pack
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Re: A word with Symmetry

Postby Symmetry on Sat Sep 10, 2016 9:33 pm

Probably a thread for OT.
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Re: A word with Symmetry

Postby King_Herpes on Sat Sep 10, 2016 9:45 pm

Symmetry wrote:Probably a thread for OT.


A thread for OT, he types.

I'm offering you hot steamy one night man on man sex to leave these people be and you turn it down? I will eat lunch meat off of your chest, Sim. I'm talking roast beef, pimento loaf, rotisserie chicken all the way to smoked turkey so we can have a good afternap together.

You must have some moral code turning me down.


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Re: A word with Symmetry

Postby Symmetry on Sat Sep 10, 2016 9:50 pm

I think you may have picked the wrong username for internet dating.
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Re: A word with Symmetry

Postby King_Herpes on Sat Sep 10, 2016 10:03 pm

Ever the cavalier and with little sentence always, I speak of kisses and you shutter your lips. Conquer Club gives gifts and sometimes it wraps them in a hurry. I know I'm not a rose by any means but I think you're adorable, in a National Geographic sort of way.

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Re: A word with Symmetry

Postby BoganGod on Sat Sep 10, 2016 10:16 pm

DSOIV seems to be very coy about snacking on man luncheon meat. My liege you must exercise restraint with your subjects. Remember in life there are those that do, and those that talk about doing. Maybe with enough talk the nascent feelings that the young and nervous DSOIV has will be solid enough to translate into action. No matter how hard that may be.

I had a talk with my mother(a professor of mental health nursing with a clinical psychology qualifications amongst her many work skills) a few nights ago. Just generally kicking back and talking about life, family, work, recreation and work/life balance. Mentioned young DSOIV in passing, as an example of possibly a new sub species of trolls or SJWs. Mum as she so often does, opened my eyes to another possibility.
DSOIV could be to frightened to act on his/hir/zee homosexual urges, and is getting there in by trying to white knight gay issues. On some level this may be helping DSOIV to feel comfortable enough that evidently he/hir/zee will have the courage to actually see whether that way of expressing love and attraction feels right.

DSOIV you could just try what I tried. Very drunk, and being stalked by a large unattractive female swamp beast, I figured I would rather be gay than fall into the clutches of the swamp beast. I french kissed my gay male friend to convince the beast that I was gay. End result, beast left me alone, I discovered that kissing men did nothing for me, I went home alone. Maybe you should just cut to the chase and give guys a go.
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Re: A word with Symmetry

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Sep 10, 2016 10:19 pm

This seems to be a blatant bait thread with no function allowable within the Community Guidelines. LOCKED.
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