This thread should be used to talk about all things related to Conquer Club. As such, it should be stickied; we need more stickied threads in this forum.
Conquer Club is a website that I frequent. It has a declining forum population. Discuss.
Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky
Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 10:17 am
by Dukasaur
I try to please the community. Thread stickied.
Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky
Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 10:59 am
by BoganGod
Dukasaur wrote:I try to please the community. Thread stickied.
You can't please all the people, all of the time. Even on such a small shrinking site. Ask yourself dino tot, ask yourself "what would jesus do?" What would the BJ do? Even if it was hard to swallow? Now quit being a knee jerk reaction panderer. Ye of little faith, and even less backbone.
Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky
Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 11:12 am
by Serbia
The Black Jesus would have STICKIED THIS THREAD!
Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky
Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 11:14 am
by Serbia
B.God, would you care to share any thoughts on your Conquer Clubbing experiences?
Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky
Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 11:16 am
by Dukasaur
BoganGod wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:I try to please the community. Thread stickied.
You can't please all the people, all of the time. Even on such a small shrinking site. Ask yourself dino tot, ask yourself "what would jesus do?" What would the BJ do? Even if it was hard to swallow? Now quit being a knee jerk reaction panderer. Ye of little faith, and even less backbone.
I can't please all the people all the time, but I can please Serbia once in a while.
Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky
Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 11:30 am
by DirtyDishSoap
Serbia wrote:B.God, would you care to share any thoughts on your Conquer Clubbing experiences?
Why don't you share your experience of window licking?
Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky
Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 11:46 am
by Serbia
DirtyDishSoap wrote:
Serbia wrote:B.God, would you care to share any thoughts on your Conquer Clubbing experiences?
Why don't you share your experience of window licking?
That would be an Off Topics conversation, numb nuts. This thread is related specifically to Conquer Club experiences.
Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky
Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 6:30 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
Then share your CC experience, Dr Dumbass!
Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky
Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 7:06 pm
by Serbia
DirtyDishSoap wrote:Then share your CC experience, Dr Dumbass!
I met a window licker named DirtyDishSoap, and he turned out to be a decent fella. So I learned a lesson; never judge a window licker by the windows they lick.
Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2016 11:38 pm
by iAmCaffeine
Since we have this thread can we have all those others back in here too?
Good thread Serbia. Bollocks.
Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky
Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2016 7:38 am
by DoomYoshi
New Recruit wrote:I heard about this site called Conquer Club. I think I googled "play RISK online" or something like that... I heard it has forums but I never found them. I started a game and then noboby took their turn so I fucked off and went back to Facebook RISK. Now I'm getting a divorce.
Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky
Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2016 8:44 am
by Serbia
DoomYoshi wrote:
New Recruit wrote:I heard about this site called Conquer Club. I think I googled "play RISK online" or something like that... I heard it has forums but I never found them. I started a game and then noboby took their turn so I fucked off and went back to Facebook RISK. Now I'm getting a divorce.
That's a sad tale. But on the bright side, now she won't get on your case when you visit a strip club and take one home with you.
Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky
Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2016 3:38 pm
by owenshooter
Serbia wrote:The Black Jesus would have STICKIED THIS THREAD!
double truth... ruth...
to get back on topic, i am finding it difficult to keep up with all of my games over the holiday weekend!!! wow, so many users on site and my turns just keep coming!!!-Jésus noir
Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky
Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2016 6:19 pm
by MagnusGreeol
owenshooter wrote:
Serbia wrote:The Black Jesus would have STICKIED THIS THREAD!
double truth... ruth...
to get back on topic, i am finding it difficult to keep up with all of my games over the holiday weekend!!! wow, so many users on site and my turns just keep coming!!!-Jésus noir
- Lovin it! ")
Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 5:47 pm
by elbitjusticiero
I discovered Conquer Club when a female friend who had a crush on me invited me to play. She invited a friend of hers too, and we played a few games on the Classic map. But this friend forgot she was playing and stopped the game (we were all free users of course). So my friend opened a new game in Europe 1814 (or whatever that year is). I fell in love with the map so hard (and with the very idea of different maps on Risk, something I had never considered before) that I bought a subscription.
Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 8:15 am
by mrswdk
I discovered Conquer Club while research a paper on IPR violation, and decided it looked like fun and so made an account.
Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 2:11 pm
by Metsfanmax
mrswdk wrote:I discovered Conquer Club while research a paper on IPR violation, and decided it looked like fun and so made an account.
I'm surprised they allow people to visit Conquer Club in China.
Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 8:58 pm
by BoganGod
Metsfanmax wrote:
mrswdk wrote:I discovered Conquer Club while research a paper on IPR violation, and decided it looked like fun and so made an account.
I'm surprised they allow people to visit Conquer Club in China.
That is what surprised you? Not chinese understanding or looking at IPR.......
Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2016 2:02 am
by general cod
Conquer club these days has no life - most of the tourneys are boring and predictable - years ago cc had something special sadly no more, maybe due to Big Whams greedy plans or just played out its time. It's a pity really for new players. Also there's more pricks than ever here such as [Razorvich - with a Mod Edit] anything u say is complete bs - fact.
Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2016 2:47 am
by iAmCaffeine
I'm pretty sure he was one of the few, like me, who supported you when you got screwed out of your prize for something or other?
Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2016 8:49 am
by Serbia
general cod, your outrageous behavior in this thread certainly has no place here! I shan't sully this thread with my negative thoughts on current ownership and the like, for this is a positive thread, meant for singing the praises of our beloved Conquer Club. Do you have any stories you'd like to share of conquests, friends made, or good times had? This is what we're looking for, not unimaginative flames.
Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2016 3:10 pm
by owenshooter
general cod wrote:Conquer club these days has no life - most of the tourneys are boring and predictable - years ago cc had something special sadly no more, maybe due to Big Whams greedy plans or just played out its time. It's a pity really for new players. Also there's more pricks than ever here such as 'owe shooter' the guys a fucking idiot at best and a brainless cunt of a moron at worst . Black Jesus ?? Man f*ck off you are a real prick and anything u say is complete bs - fact.
dear mr. cod. thank you for your interest in joining the Black Jesus Fan Club. your application is currently being processed and you will be notified of the results as soon as possible. your payment for club polo, suede jacket, decoder ring and custom ALL BLACK chuck taylors will only be process if and when you are accepted. the black jesus loves you and thanks you for the donation to his cause... the black jesus has spoken...-Jésus noir
p.s.-i believe i was one of your most ardent supporters when you were screwed out of that tournament prize. you are welcome.
Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2016 9:36 pm
by elbitjusticiero
Go away again, please.
Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2016 10:41 pm
by BoganGod
elbitjusticiero wrote:Go away again, please.
How do you have time with all your windmill tilting to come in here and try and slay some sacred cows.
Bad troll, very bad troll. Leave the sainted Owen of the halo alone.
Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 9:58 am. Black Jesus ?? Man f*ck off you are a real prick and anything u say is complete bs - fact.