Conquer Club

It's a drug, it can screw up your health badly, tastes like crap, and it'll ruin your dice rolls.

I can't list anything positive. Caffeine sucks.

drugs are bad?

osok68 wrote:drugs are bad?

mmmmkayy

BoganGod wrote:

osok68 wrote:drugs are bad?

mmmmkayy

haha! SP ')

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I think the answer, as will always be the case for addicts, is that a programme of withdrawal.

Caffeine, when was the last time you posted without being under the influence of caffeine?

I drink coffee pretty much every day.

CC Family Intervention.

You drink too much coffee. Through the power of love and support, we'll help you conquer your addiction!

Symmetry wrote:I think the answer, as will always be the case for addicts, is that a programme of withdrawal.

Caffeine, when was the last time you posted without being under the influence of caffeine?

Naming and shaming is no way to deal with addiction. Victimising addicts is a morally bankrupt move, shedding light on your true motivations. You sir are a selfish, egotistical bigot. Coffee kid, I'm sorry the rambling snowflake abused you.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:CC Family Intervention.

You drink too much coffee. Through the power of love and support, we'll help you conquer your addiction!

I actually used to be a lot worse and get heart palpitations. Now it's gucci.

BoganGod wrote:

Symmetry wrote:I think the answer, as will always be the case for addicts, is that a programme of withdrawal.

Caffeine, when was the last time you posted without being under the influence of caffeine?

Naming and shaming is no way to deal with addiction. Victimising addicts is a morally bankrupt move, shedding light on your true motivations. You sir are a selfish, egotistical bigot. Coffee kid, I'm sorry the rambling snowflake abused you.

Dear Sir God, I thank you for this chivalrous approach you bestow upon yourself, and via your kindness to me, to avoid implicating the common forum troll. However, I must beseech you brother, not to do so again, for how will this poor fool learn the error of his ways if he is always protected by noble souls such as yourself?

Symmetry wrote:I think the answer, as will always be the case for addicts, is that a programme of withdrawal.

Caffeine, when was the last time you posted without being under the influence of caffeine?

Leave it to Sir Lickalot to stir up the pot.

How about a program to get you off of your addiction to trolling?

iAmCaffeine wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:CC Family Intervention.

You drink too much coffee. Through the power of love and support, we'll help you conquer your addiction!

I actually used to be a lot worse and get heart palpitations. Now it's gucci.

BoganGod wrote:

Symmetry wrote:I think the answer, as will always be the case for addicts, is that a programme of withdrawal.

Caffeine, when was the last time you posted without being under the influence of caffeine?

Naming and shaming is no way to deal with addiction. Victimising addicts is a morally bankrupt move, shedding light on your true motivations. You sir are a selfish, egotistical bigot. Coffee kid, I'm sorry the rambling snowflake abused you.

Dear Sir God, I thank you for this chivalrous approach you bestow upon yourself, and via your kindness to me, to avoid implicating the common forum troll. However, I must beseech you brother, not to do so again, for how will this poor fool learn the error of his ways if he is always protected by noble souls such as yourself?

My beloved worshipper Coffee Kid, the poor benighted and deluded fool has been cursed to never learn. If in some small way we can ease his passage through this vale of tears with a little kindness, why not? View him has a cautionary tale, there but for the grace of God go I. You too could have been created with a double digit IQ and a humour link missing. Praise me every day that that is not the case.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:It's a drug, it can screw up your health badly, tastes like crap, and it'll ruin your dice rolls.

I can't list anything positive. Caffeine sucks.

Tastes like crap? Tea, coke. chocolate... all taste like crap? Roll on grumtree. Not buying it.

trevor33 wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:It's a drug, it can screw up your health badly, tastes like crap, and it'll ruin your dice rolls.

I can't list anything positive. Caffeine sucks.

Tastes like crap? Tea, coke. chocolate... all taste like crap? Roll on grumtree. Not buying it.

By itself you neanderthal.

BoganGod wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:CC Family Intervention.

You drink too much coffee. Through the power of love and support, we'll help you conquer your addiction!

I actually used to be a lot worse and get heart palpitations. Now it's gucci.

BoganGod wrote:

Symmetry wrote:I think the answer, as will always be the case for addicts, is that a programme of withdrawal.

Caffeine, when was the last time you posted without being under the influence of caffeine?

Naming and shaming is no way to deal with addiction. Victimising addicts is a morally bankrupt move, shedding light on your true motivations. You sir are a selfish, egotistical bigot. Coffee kid, I'm sorry the rambling snowflake abused you.

Dear Sir God, I thank you for this chivalrous approach you bestow upon yourself, and via your kindness to me, to avoid implicating the common forum troll. However, I must beseech you brother, not to do so again, for how will this poor fool learn the error of his ways if he is always protected by noble souls such as yourself?

My beloved worshipper Coffee Kid, the poor benighted and deluded fool has been cursed to never learn. If in some small way we can ease his passage through this vale of tears with a little kindness, why not? View him has a cautionary tale, there but for the grace of God go I. You too could have been created with a double digit IQ and a humour link missing. Praise me every day that that is not the case.

I am forever in awe of your grace and mercies, my might Pagan Deity. I shall sacrifice chubby chicks in your honour on a weekly basis to appease my glorious creator. Alas, it is noon here and I've slept for a measly four hours due to my dedication to our cause.

Wow, you're stupidly reaches a new level.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

trevor33 wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:It's a drug, it can screw up your health badly, tastes like crap, and it'll ruin your dice rolls.

I can't list anything positive. Caffeine sucks.

Tastes like crap? Tea, coke. chocolate... all taste like crap? Roll on grumtree. Not buying it.

By itself you neanderthal.

trevor33 wrote:Wow, you're stupidly reaches a new level.

Your stupidity, surely?

Symmetry wrote:

trevor33 wrote:Wow, you're stupidly reaches a new level.

Your stupidity, surely?

trevor33 wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

trevor33 wrote:Wow, you're stupidly reaches a new level.

Your stupidity, surely?

Sorry, couldn't resist

Symmetry wrote:

trevor33 wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

trevor33 wrote:Wow, you're stupidly reaches a new level.

Your stupidity, surely?

Sorry, couldn't resist

You're not sorry, you just don't have a filter or any form of self control.

BoganGod wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

trevor33 wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

trevor33 wrote:Wow, you're stupidly reaches a new level.

Your stupidity, surely?

Sorry, couldn't resist

You're not sorry, you just don't have a filter or any form of self control.

Humour isn't really your strong suit, is it?

Symmetry wrote:

BoganGod wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

trevor33 wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

trevor33 wrote:Wow, you're stupidly reaches a new level.

Your stupidity, surely?

Sorry, couldn't resist

You're not sorry, you just don't have a filter or any form of self control.

Humour isn't really your strong suit, is it?

Symm I know being wrong is a speciality of yours but I think you've outdone yourself here.

iAmCaffeine wrote:Symm I know being wrong is a speciality of yours but I think you've outdone yourself here.

Symmetry wrote:

BoganGod wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

trevor33 wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

trevor33 wrote:Wow, you're stupidly reaches a new level.

Your stupidity, surely?

Sorry, couldn't resist

You're not sorry, you just don't have a filter or any form of self control.

Humour isn't really your strong suit, is it?

No, it really isn't. He's been a plague lately.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

BoganGod wrote:You're not sorry, you just don't have a filter or any form of self control.

Humour isn't really your strong suit, is it?

No, it really isn't. He's been a plague lately.

Indeed. Plague seems a bit harsh though. Perhaps a healthscare, or mild pandemic?