Conquer Club

Greetings Mortals,
I manage to lose more games than I win even with my super special and extra shiney mod dice. Therefore, I have decided to auction them to the highest bidder to someone who's talents will actually enable them to reap the benefits of these beauties.

This is an open bid, so post your offers below. I'll consider all offers, from Conquer Stars I'll never be able to achieve (red and greens), to elaborate items, exotic poetry, short stories - you name it I'll consider it. Go ahead and wow me, you know you want these bad boys. You'll be the ONLY non mod to have these dice.

Deez dice aren't just Mod Dice, but Team Leader Mod Dice!

Once the offer has been accepted, I'll contact the admin to complete the transfer and I'll go back to the extra shitty normal dice and you will enjoy rampaging the world one roll at a time! Don't delay these won't last long!

What you can expect with this offer:
A message confirming that you now have mod dice
A lot of jealous from your opponents
Excited teammates
A lot of flak in forums for being a part of the fixed dice scam

This offer is real, 100% serious, and going to the highest bidder!
IcePack

of course I must insert this "disclaimer" that mod dice "aren't real" to keep the public really unsure whether they exist or not. "Wink"

This auction is a scam. Team Leader Mod Dice are no better than normal Mod Dice.

Metsfanmax wrote:This auction is a scam. Team Leader Mod Dice are no better than normal Mod Dice.

There have been recent upgrades for the team leaders as additional perks. Extra shiney and such

I start the bidding at 1 drab star.

I improve that bid by allowing you to give me all your drab stars and the dice.

Dukasaur wrote:I start the bidding at 1 drab star.

Current bid leader, I can't imagine what TWO sets of Team Leader mod dice would do! Conqueror?

IcePack wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:I start the bidding at 1 drab star.

Current bid leader, I can't imagine what TWO sets of Team Leader mod dice would do! Conqueror?

It would be something like have the "Opponent of BrutalBob dice". They are truly awesome.

But really you premium guys are just being greedy. You should let one of the fremiums currently engaged in a class action against The Internet and Mathematics have a go at them for a while. Its only fair

BrutalBob wrote:

IcePack wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:I start the bidding at 1 drab star.

Current bid leader, I can't imagine what TWO sets of Team Leader mod dice would do! Conqueror?

It would be something like have the "Opponent of BrutalBob dice". They are truly awesome.

But really you premium guys are just being greedy. You should let one of the fremiums currently engaged in a class action against The Internet and Mathematics have a go at them for a while. Its only fair

This auction is open to all! If he wants to bid as a freemium he can get the premium Team Leader Mod Dice! Instantly relieving his concerns

I want to see how Clan Mod dices can work coupled with Tournament Mod dices, I'm going up to 5 Drab stars!!!

Mad777 wrote:I want to see how Clan Mod dices can work coupled with Tournament Mod dices, I'm going up to 5 Drab stars!!!

Nice! New leader Clearly the mod team knows just how valuable these are, and are just trying to "get a good deal" since the rest of the lot doesn't know what they are missing out on :O

....just want to be conqueror for one minute and get the medal then I will sell those back and make some profit with some value added

I'll take 500

Jdsizzleslice wrote:I'll take 500

I don't think you quite get the concept of "auction".

5 drab stars, a pair of used shoelaces and the strange but intriguing object I found pulsating at the back of my fridge

Can we just swap?

TeeGee wrote:5 drab stars, a pair of used shoelaces and the strange but intriguing object I found pulsating at the back of my fridge

I'll raise you to 7 drab stars and pencil sketch of myself.

Dukasaur wrote:

TeeGee wrote:5 drab stars, a pair of used shoelaces and the strange but intriguing object I found pulsating at the back of my fridge

I'll raise you to 7 drab stars and pencil sketch of myself.

We're getting pretty close to a silver star here folks, + a pencil sketch!!!!!

Be careful of that sketch.. the last one duka sent me was a nude

TeeGee wrote:Be careful of that sketch.. the last one duka sent me was a nude

So...you've received multiple sketches of Duka?

I bid the following:
- zippers
- gasoline
- variable pitch propellors
- Moosehead
- snowballs
- Celine Dion
- etc.

notyou2 wrote:I bid the following:
- zippers
- gasoline
- variable pitch propellors
- Moosehead
- snowballs
- Celine Dion
- etc.

Sorry eh, but with the exchange rate these days and all the poutine Dion is likely to eat - I'm going to have to reject all canadian offers.

IcePack wrote:

notyou2 wrote:I bid the following:
- zippers
- gasoline
- variable pitch propellors
- Moosehead
- snowballs
- Celine Dion
- etc.

Sorry eh, but with the exchange rate these days and all the poutine Dion is likely to eat - I'm going to have to reject all canadian offers.

I call discrimination.

IcePack wrote:

TeeGee wrote:Be careful of that sketch.. the last one duka sent me was a nude

So...you've received multiple sketches of Duka?

And required eye surgery to restore my vision each time