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Posted: **Mon May 16, 2016 6:54 pm**

Is there any way to improve them or is it just random bad luck? I seem to have been cursed badly. I'm talking minus 48 luck when I attack and also minus 48 when defending. In the past 2 months I've only seen my stats in the plus once... and that was only plus 4 luck.

Posted: **Mon May 16, 2016 7:35 pm**

How weird.

Posted: **Mon May 16, 2016 10:13 pm**

WElRDLY wrote:Is there any way to improve them or is it just random bad luck? I seem to have been cursed badly. I'm talking minus 48 luck when I attack and also minus 48 when defending. In the past 2 months I've only seen my stats in the plus once... and that was only plus 4 luck.

Holy pug on a rug!

Let me be the first to say that's just effed in the diddly.

I don't know that I could demonstrate that level of patience, you must carry a remarkable self constitution.

Seeing how you're such the sport, I'm going to take a bit of time out of my online bra shopping to help your face. Here's a little excerpt from our friends down at "Society of The Cooks" or better known to some as "The All You Can Tell Me What To Do Buffet"...

_________________YOUR RIGHTS__________________

We are dedicated to providing you with quality dice. We also believe that as someone who is receiving poor dice from our service, you should know your rights. You should know how to make a complaint if you believe any of your games have been violated.

___________YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO KNOW_________

• How much good dice cost and how much you must pay
• When violation of rules could lead to the loss of quality dice
• What brand of gourmet peanut butter we are purchasing with your money
• If you, or information about you, will be used in any research or experiments(please uncheck box)

_YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO EXPECT CC STAFF WILL NOT_

• Abuse or neglect your dice
• Give out information about your poor dice without your permission
• Require you to be part of any research if you don't want to(please uncheck box)

Posted: **Tue May 17, 2016 8:08 am**

King_Herpes wrote:
WElRDLY wrote:Is there any way to improve them or is it just random bad luck? I seem to have been cursed badly. I'm talking minus 48 luck when I attack and also minus 48 when defending. In the past 2 months I've only seen my stats in the plus once... and that was only plus 4 luck.

Holy pug on a rug!

Let me be the first to say that's just effed in the diddly.

I don't know that I could demonstrate that level of patience, you must carry a remarkable self constitution.

Seeing how you're such the sport, I'm going to take a bit of time out of my online bra shopping to help your face. Here's a little excerpt from our friends down at "Society of The Cooks" or better known to some as "The All You Can Tell Me What To Do Buffet"...

_________________YOUR RIGHTS__________________

We are dedicated to providing you with quality dice. We also believe that as someone who is receiving poor dice from our service, you should know your rights. You should know how to make a complaint if you believe any of your games have been violated.

___________YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO KNOW_________

• How much good dice cost and how much you must pay
• When violation of rules could lead to the loss of quality dice
• What brand of gourmet peanut butter we are purchasing with your money
• If you, or information about you, will be used in any research or experiments(please uncheck box)

_YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO EXPECT CC STAFF WILL NOT_

• Abuse or neglect your dice
• Give out information about your poor dice without your permission
• Require you to be part of any research if you don't want to(please uncheck box)

the black jesus is thankful that KH posted this info...-Jésus noir

Posted: **Wed May 18, 2016 11:19 am**

/King_Herpes gives black jesus tipper

Posted: **Wed May 18, 2016 1:13 pm**

King_Herpes wrote:
WElRDLY wrote:Is there any way to improve them or is it just random bad luck? I seem to have been cursed badly. I'm talking minus 48 luck when I attack and also minus 48 when defending. In the past 2 months I've only seen my stats in the plus once... and that was only plus 4 luck.

Holy pug on a rug!

Let me be the first to say that's just effed in the diddly.

I don't know that I could demonstrate that level of patience, you must carry a remarkable self constitution.

Seeing how you're such the sport, I'm going to take a bit of time out of my online bra shopping to help your face. Here's a little excerpt from our friends down at "Society of The Cooks" or better known to some as "The All You Can Tell Me What To Do Buffet"...

_________________YOUR RIGHTS__________________

We are dedicated to providing you with quality dice. We also believe that as someone who is receiving poor dice from our service, you should know your rights. You should know how to make a complaint if you believe any of your games have been violated.

___________YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO KNOW_________

• How much good dice cost and how much you must pay
• When violation of rules could lead to the loss of quality dice
• What brand of gourmet peanut butter we are purchasing with your money
• If you, or information about you, will be used in any research or experiments(please uncheck box)

_YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO EXPECT CC STAFF WILL NOT_

• Abuse or neglect your dice
• Give out information about your poor dice without your permission
• Require you to be part of any research if you don't want to(please uncheck box)

I call bullshit on this...

I popped into live chat the other day and I became a party to a little discussion that the moderators were having about WElRDLY's poor dice performance.

These guys were talking mad doo doo about WElRDLY's dysfunction. Everyone knows about it! I think that this privacy policy needs some attention because clearly the people in charge aren't following the rules. How would you like it if everyone was talking about your deficiencies behind your back?

NOT COOL!!!!

Posted: **Wed May 18, 2016 1:57 pm**

WElRDLY wrote:Is there any way to improve them or is it just random bad luck? I seem to have been cursed badly. I'm talking minus 48 luck when I attack and also minus 48 when defending. In the past 2 months I've only seen my stats in the plus once... and that was only plus 4 luck.

Random bad luck, looking at small sample sizes you'll see big luck changes sometimes but overall when considering larger sample sizes, it evens out.

Nothing you can do about them, besides sacrifice a young female virgin to the volcano as a sacrifice to the dice gods you've clearly pissed off somehow.

Beg for forgiveness and it'll get better

Posted: **Thu May 19, 2016 11:47 am**

demonfork wrote:I call bullshit on this...

I popped into live chat the other day and I became a party to a little discussion that the moderators were having about WElRDLY's poor dice performance.

These guys were talking mad doo doo about WElRDLY's dysfunction. Everyone knows about it! I think that this privacy policy needs some attention because clearly the people in charge aren't following the rules. How would you like it if everyone was talking about your deficiencies behind your back?

NOT COOL!!!!

Not cool, would be letting your friend get back on his feet by staying on your couch rent free without ties. Then instead of them honoring that time by using it to their immediate advantage they choose to bang your Mom.

No I haven't forgotten, Demon and I'm reluctant to just let it go and be friends again in the fora. Regardless if what you say is to be true in that, "everyone in Paris is doing it".

Butt, and this is a big butt. With your special blend of hospitality and hot coffee, I'd find it hard not to return.

That being said, it is true what you say about the nastiness that exists and breeds in live chat. I've witnessed it myself and I agree it can be nauseating.

IcePack wrote:Random bad luck.

IcePack wrote:Nothing you can do about them.

IcePack wrote:Beg for forgiveness and it'll get better

Marginalization, belief defragmentation through tired sarcasms and cutesy emoticons. Just more arrows in the quivers of those who still fight for CC's oldest methods in deception and surely largest stream of income.

Every player that's, "in the know" complies with the sad fact that if you want quality dice you must simply cough up the extra coin.

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