Insane first rounds

by **Gabriel13** on Mon Jan 11, 2016 8:33 pm

So.. I did this today Game 16256712

I have no idea how, but I somehow managed to take 5 territories on round 1 going first.
What's the craziest thing you've ever done first round?

by **riskllama** on Mon Jan 11, 2016 9:48 pm

nobody likes a braggart, gabe...

they usually get tuned up @ closing time outside, in line at the hot dog cart... 8-)

by **ronsizzle** on Mon Jan 11, 2016 10:53 pm

Gabriel13 wrote:So.. I did this today Game 16256712

I have no idea how, but I somehow managed to take 5 territories on round 1 going first.
What's the craziest thing you've ever done first round?

well, i did anal on round 1 of this girl named buffy when i was 23. i wasnt even looking for it. she just offered it up. i was young, and didnt realize the true gem of a woman i had in the grasp of my hands. looking back on it. i would have married her.

by **iAmCaffeine** on Tue Jan 12, 2016 11:20 am

Game 1675072

by **riskllama** on Tue Jan 12, 2016 1:27 pm

ronc8649 wrote:

well, i did anal on round 1 of this girl named buffy when i was 23. i wasnt even looking for it. she just offered it up. i was young, and didnt realize the true gem of a woman i had in the grasp of my hands. looking back on it. i would have married her.

you shouldn't hang around girls like that, ronc...

by **jmyork82** on Tue Jan 12, 2016 2:02 pm

this one blew my mind when it happened: Game 13576437

First player on the first round wins the game.

by **owenshooter** on Tue Jan 12, 2016 4:05 pm

jmyork82 wrote:this one blew my mind when it happened: Game 13576437

First player on the first round wins the game.

what a shock... a big assassin game and someone won on their first turn... *yawn*... happens all the time...-Jésus noir

by **Swifte** on Tue Jan 12, 2016 4:24 pm

Shocking he pulled it off after taking Gorunna before Wymberg, eliminating the chance of using his stack to help with Turnwise Klatch :lol:

by **jmyork82** on Tue Jan 12, 2016 4:59 pm

owenshooter wrote:
jmyork82 wrote:this one blew my mind when it happened: Game 13576437

First player on the first round wins the game.

what a shock... a big assassin game and someone won on their first turn... *yawn*... happens all the time...-Jésus noir

Got a better one Buzz Killington?

by **TheForgivenOne** on Tue Jan 12, 2016 5:50 pm

iAmCaffeine wrote:Game 1675072

This still blows my mind.

He's the sole reason people get bad dice on this site.

by **iAmCaffeine** on Wed Jan 13, 2016 11:43 am

jmyork82 wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
jmyork82 wrote:this one blew my mind when it happened: Game 13576437

First player on the first round wins the game.

what a shock... a big assassin game and someone won on their first turn... *yawn*... happens all the time...-Jésus noir

Got a better one Buzz Killington?

Go search every speed freestyle assassin game with 8+ players on Doodle Earth and you will find many.

The best is still this:

TheForgivenOne wrote:
iAmCaffeine wrote:Game 1675072

This still blows my mind.

He's the sole reason people get bad dice on this site.

by **jmyork82** on Wed Jan 13, 2016 1:58 pm

i can agree with that

by **Gabriel13** on Thu Jan 14, 2016 3:04 pm

jmyork82 wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
jmyork82 wrote:this one blew my mind when it happened: Game 13576437

First player on the first round wins the game.

what a shock... a big assassin game and someone won on their first turn... *yawn*... happens all the time...-Jésus noir

Got a better one Buzz Killington?

Krapht did one in I think 3 seconds? Maybe 4? I'd say that's more impressive.

riskllama wrote:nobody likes a braggart, gabe...
they usually get tuned up @ closing time outside, in line at the hot dog cart...

This is not me bragging? I was genuinely curious on the subject, so I made a topic about it.. I'm not going to brag about being lucky. Also, I didn't say anything in the OP that made it seem like I was high and mighty for what I did, so you're just insulting me to insult me. Thanks a lot, asshole.

by **Koganosi** on Thu Jan 14, 2016 3:17 pm

Gabriel13 wrote:
jmyork82 wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
jmyork82 wrote:this one blew my mind when it happened: Game 13576437

First player on the first round wins the game.

what a shock... a big assassin game and someone won on their first turn... *yawn*... happens all the time...-Jésus noir

Got a better one Buzz Killington?

Krapht did one in I think 3 seconds? Maybe 4? I'd say that's more impressive.

riskllama wrote:nobody likes a braggart, gabe...
they usually get tuned up @ closing time outside, in line at the hot dog cart...

This is not me bragging? I was genuinely curious on the subject, so I made a topic about it.. I'm not going to brag about being lucky. Also, I didn't say anything in the OP that made it seem like I was high and mighty for what I did, so you're just insulting me to insult me. Thanks a lot, asshole.

I think the best ever on doodle speed was 2 seconds.

Mageplunka69 atleast did a 3 seconds, http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=12725973 3 second game.

Urs

Koganosi

by **riskllama** on Thu Jan 14, 2016 3:24 pm

Gabriel13 wrote:
jmyork82 wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
jmyork82 wrote:this one blew my mind when it happened: Game 13576437

First player on the first round wins the game.

what a shock... a big assassin game and someone won on their first turn... *yawn*... happens all the time...-Jésus noir

Got a better one Buzz Killington?

Krapht did one in I think 3 seconds? Maybe 4? I'd say that's more impressive.

riskllama wrote:nobody likes a braggart, gabe...
they usually get tuned up @ closing time outside, in line at the hot dog cart...

This is not me bragging? I was genuinely curious on the subject, so I made a topic about it.. I'm not going to brag about being lucky. Also, I didn't say anything in the OP that made it seem like I was high and mighty for what I did, so you're just insulting me to insult me. Thanks a lot, asshole.

see u @ the hot dog cart, skip... 8-)

by **Silly Knig-it** on Thu Jan 14, 2016 4:53 pm

Gabriel13 wrote:So.. I did this today Game 16256712

I have no idea how, but I somehow managed to take 5 territories on round 1 going first.
What's the craziest thing you've ever done first round?

I think people are missing the point. He didn't ask who had the biggest brag story, he asked what was the craziest thing you've ever done. Its like a first kiss story. I don't care if you did yours backwards, falling out of a plane, at 5000 feet, wearing only a pair of boxers and no chute and managed to land in someone else's parachute so you are still around to tell the story. Mine was pretty special and probably ordinary as hell, but it was mine and it was special to me. I am interested to hear your story because its your story. I have no need to figure out who won or if it happened before. I would just like to hear your story.

The craziest thing I remember is having a great drop in an assassin game, where I set myself up to win round 2. It was a lot of fun. I don't care if has been done before or since. It brought a huge smile to my face.