by Dukasaur on Sun May 10, 2015 1:35 pm
I'm a poor orphan. Remember that, because I'm about to win a lottery, discover my true lineage as heir to the house of Portmanteau, live in a castle with one thousand servants, and eat breakfast from Ferrarri hubcaps.
“Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
― Voltaire