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The Conquer Gods

PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 10:42 am
by BigBallinStalin
The Conquer Gods are recruiting for deities at your skill level! You have won 1 Drab Conquer Star!


Yeah, well, the Conquer Gods can shove it. I'm tired of their spam.

Re: The Conquer Gods

PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 11:08 am
by degaston
Post any evidence of Conquer Gods here?

(You might try to point to the various stars that are bestowed upon us like manna from heaven, but I'm sure that they will one day be explained by science.)

Re: The Conquer Gods

PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 11:36 am
by AndyDufresne
I did a google search for "conquer club god" and below are first returned images. Somewhere in there, is a picture of Conquer Club's God, or perhaps they are all Gods.

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--Andy

Re: The Conquer Gods

PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 11:56 am
by loutil
AndyDufresne wrote:I did a google search for "conquer club god" and below are first returned images. Somewhere in there, is a picture of Conquer Club's God, or perhaps they are all Gods.

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--Andy

.50 cent hot wings...That is certainly evidence of a God :)...

Re: The Conquer Gods

PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 12:16 pm
by Gilligan
Classic Art whaaaaaaaat

Re: The Conquer Gods

PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 12:31 pm
by Koganosi
Gilligan wrote:Classic Art whaaaaaaaat


Thats exactly what I thought!

Urs

Koganosi

Re: The Conquer Gods

PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 12:36 pm
by Butters1919
AndyDufresne wrote:I did a google search for "conquer club god" and below are first returned images. Somewhere in there, is a picture of Conquer Club's God, or perhaps they are all Gods.
--Andy


The Detroit Lions certainly have no godly powers!

Re: The Conquer Gods

PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 6:59 am
by Roofless
OMG. I just won more than one star after finishing a game.

The Conquer Gods are recruiting for deities at your skill level! You have won 1 Box: 20 Auburn Conquer Stars!

Re: The Conquer Gods

PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 7:17 am
by Gilligan
Roofless wrote:OMG. I just won more than one star after finishing a game.

The Conquer Gods are recruiting for deities at your skill level! You have won 1 Box: 20 Auburn Conquer Stars!


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Re: The Conquer Gods

PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 8:26 am
by thegreekdog
AndyDufresne wrote:I did a google search for "conquer club god" and below are first returned images. Somewhere in there, is a picture of Conquer Club's God, or perhaps they are all Gods.

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--Andy


A lot of OTers on that. I like it.

Re: The Conquer Gods

PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:58 am
by Dukasaur
AndyDufresne wrote:I did a google search for "conquer club god" and below are first returned images. Somewhere in there, is a picture of Conquer Club's God, or perhaps they are all Gods.

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--Andy

Conquer Club Dispatch made the list. Truly evidence that there is a God!

Re: The Conquer Gods

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 7:20 pm
by slashion
god, the conquer gods hate me. I sacrificed 3 silver stars, told them i love and worship them, and they gave me one frickin purple star back :(

Re: The Conquer Gods

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 8:25 pm
by Serbia
Butters1919 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:I did a google search for "conquer club god" and below are first returned images. Somewhere in there, is a picture of Conquer Club's God, or perhaps they are all Gods.
--Andy


The Detroit Lions certainly have no godly powers!


But apparently I do!

Bollocks.

Re: The Conquer Gods

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:35 pm
by ConfederateSS
I don't know if the High Command steals..........She maybe Norse,Greek,Indian both inda and nat.amer.Roman etc,etc,etc....If you have played me ,over the years.....You would have seen.......HELLO,MAY THE GODDESS OF "VICTORY",BLESS ALL OUR DICE ROLLS!!!!!!!....Gods,...'The South',,,SHALL RISE AGAIN...could the High Command quit stealing my lines...hahaha....if you going to use one of my ideas..try the one about big sponsership..maybe ..Snickers or Pepsi .they help all other poor causes..hahaha!!!..ConfederateSS..out!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :)

Re: The Conquer Gods

PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2014 8:02 am
by Heg
I think the conquer gods should be less picky about which offerings they take and accept my Halloween stuff. The ungrateful bastard.

Re: The Conquer Gods

PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 4:12 pm
by riskllama
I got some peanut butter smeared on a playing card last time I logged in...

Re: The Conquer Gods

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 10:53 am
by BoganGod
Heg wrote:I think the conquer gods should be less picky about which offerings they take and accept my Halloween stuff. The ungrateful bastard.


Surely you are familiar with the tale of Cain and Abel. A lovely allegorical tale of a blood thirsty diety who disliked vegetables. A gardener moved to murder because god played favourites. God/gods have always been capricious. I pride myself on keeping people guessing.

Re: The Conquer Gods

PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2016 9:32 am
by AlexCox
These things are utterly pointless - i have no idea what the tokens are for anyhow - either buy a premium or shove it is what the conquer gods should say - and by the way a premium isn't worth the cost - I mean check out the game finder - there are players spamming it with 10 identical game settings - often with fog trench to medal collect with little or no regard as to the suitability of that map to those settings only trying to gain medals 3 at once for cross map and 2 game styles per win even if the game will be agonising for all involved - the only thing a premium can help you with really is if you get trapped in an ill-conceived game started with that motive - you can work around that by not joining in the first place mostly

Re: The Conquer Gods

PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2016 10:10 am
by owenshooter
AlexCox wrote:These things are utterly pointless


kind of like a 2 year bump of a dead thread...-Bj

Re: The Conquer Gods

PostPosted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 7:33 am
by ConfederateSS
ConfederateSS wrote:I don't know if the High Command steals..........She maybe Norse,Greek,Indian both inda and nat.amer.Roman etc,etc,etc....If you have played me ,over the years.....You would have seen.......HELLO,MAY THE GODDESS OF "VICTORY",BLESS ALL OUR DICE ROLLS!!!!!!!....Gods,...'The South',,,SHALL RISE AGAIN...could the High Command quit stealing my lines...hahaha....if you going to use one of my ideas..try the one about big sponsership..maybe ..Snickers or Pepsi .they help all other poor causes..hahaha!!!..ConfederateSS..out!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :)

------THE GOOD OLD DAYS... =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)... :D :D :D :D ...To find more of my ideas to steal High Command...Try IS C.C. DECLINING ...IT'S FULL OF THEM... ;)