Conquer Club

Over the years, I have had the opportunity to have CC's most interesting set of players say various things to me. This is the list of quotes. The quotes that do not have a game link or a forum link were private messages sent me by the individuals themselves or said to me in live chat.

Bernie Sanders wrote:Ok, you are a bigot... [thread]

iAmCaffeine wrote:Grow up Jd. [thread]

#1_stunna wrote:someone lock this b*tch up, this thread is stupid as sh*t. [thread]

maxfaraday wrote:JD you're a f*cking multi and we both know it and I don't give a sh*t if you're smart enough to stay under the radar, you're still a cheater

iAmCaffeine wrote: I thought I'd made it clear that my point was about trolling people out of spite i.e. repeatedly trolling the same people and targeting them. Which is what you do. I don't do that. I troll when I see a good opportunity, whether that's with a friend, foe or someone completely random. So no, again, I am not a hypocrite. - Game 18522237

owenshooter wrote:you have no clue about me or what you are talking about

TheForgivenOne wrote:That's how I got here. Was in a public restroom, someone had "For an okay time, go to http://www.conquerclub.com" I think lack had been travelling around Canada writing that in restrooms.

Kigung wrote:I foed you for complaining like a little girl

bflynn4 wrote:you're such a f*cking brainsurgeon strategist, how the f*ck do you do it? - Game 17940767

gumby2 wrote:un foe me, limp wrist. Pokey and I will make you regret ever see clay.

riskllama wrote:lol, you have a real comprehension problem, Jd...

riskllama wrote:i am genuine AF, Jd...

riskllama wrote:Jd, have you already forgotten that i admitted to being a troll already? the **** is wrong witchu, boy?

riskllama wrote:hi, Jd. congrats on beating that farming/ranching rap... even if it was because you're a clan director...

riskllama wrote:that's ok, Jd - i would refuse to treat you, anyways...the world is better off w/o your dna contaminating the gene pool.

riskllama wrote:what are you up to, Jarjar??? besides being annoying & toxic, ofc.

riskllama wrote:you are boring AF, JarJar...

Dibbun wrote:Quit thinking you're good.

nietzsche wrote:quit thinking you're good.

nietzsche wrote:gfy

Vinc wrote:you dont deserve that hat,you play like a rookie

iAmCaffeine wrote:plus you're not that good. - Game 12884986

iAmCaffeine wrote:HOOOLY FOOK - Game 13839217

CatchersMitt14 wrote:jd got himself into a room with the two single chicks

jltile1 wrote:Eat shit sizzle !! Time to fist Mage style loose and wet!!! Bout time

Woodruff wrote:I'm not trolling a single G*d-d*mned thing

Doc Dice wrote: you are the last player to play and there are 8 hours left. I know ur here so play the damn thing already!

stainless83 wrote:what a crock, every time a play freestyle some1 steals my hard work - Game 12926474

rhp 1 wrote:tbh, just my opinion is good enough...

dildobaggins wrote:dummy face - Game 13348178

dildobaggins wrote:your playing is succubus

b00060 wrote:I mean I am good, as in I do not need to play you ever again on CC. Have fun.

mrgrateful wrote:you're not that great a player

Lancelot du Lac wrote:i am more speed than you

ronc8649 wrote:f*ck a win percentage, youre a chump, its ok.

ronc8649 wrote:you will never be unfoed. get f*cked sh*tbox. my temper only goes crazy when i hate f*ck your mother.

guido74 wrote:you get off on this sh*t or something the whole f*cking game is slanted - Game 16212967

general cod wrote:I played this many years and it seems if u kneel down in front of clowns like bigWham there is benefits - Game 16221091

show: Some Special Games

someone lock this bitch up, this thread is stupid as shit.

#1_stunna wrote:someone lock this bitch up, this thread is stupid as shit.

You made it!

I like it... one of the quotes is mine so I'm biased... but a fun idea... some people on here say some funny shit

2013-07-21 23:44:30 - Doc Dice: you are the last player to play and there are 8 hours left. I know ur here so play the damn thing already!

Doc Dice wrote:2013-07-21 23:44:30 - Doc Dice: you are the last player to play and there are 8 hours left. I know ur here so play the damn thing already!

Game 12979566, Idk, I am tempted to put it in there... Lol.

The 'Game' convo is definitely the winner. I read it 3 times and laughed each time. Priceless.

Jdsizzleslice wrote:

Doc Dice wrote:2013-07-21 23:44:30 - Doc Dice: you are the last player to play and there are 8 hours left. I know ur here so play the damn thing already!

Game 12979566, Idk, I am tempted to put it in there... Lol.

You can, I won 126pts on it

Why are there so many fucking asterisks in your fucking quotes? Makes it fucking unreadable. Fucking horse shit is what that shit is.

Bollocks.

Serbia wrote:Why are there so many fucking asterisks in your fucking quotes? Makes it fucking unreadable. Fucking horse shit is what that shit is.

Bollocks.

how the f*ck can you fucking write f*ck without fucking asterisks?

ohh ok CC. so it's fucking ok to write fucking, but it aint ok to write f*ck? f*ck that

Serbia wrote:Why are there so many fucking asterisks in your fucking quotes? Makes it fucking unreadable. Fucking horse shit is what that shit is.

Bollocks.

Again I ask... How drunk are you?

Jdsizzleslice wrote:

Serbia wrote:Why are there so many fucking asterisks in your fucking quotes? Makes it fucking unreadable. Fucking horse shit is what that shit is.

Bollocks.

Again I ask... How drunk are you?

Not fucking drunk, but I am fucking drinking some fucking awesome fucking beer.

Bollocks.

Serbia wrote:

Jdsizzleslice wrote:

Serbia wrote:Why are there so many fucking asterisks in your fucking quotes? Makes it fucking unreadable. Fucking horse shit is what that shit is.

Bollocks.

Again I ask... How drunk are you?

Not fucking drunk, but I am fucking drinking some fucking awesome fucking beer.

Bollocks.

That answer is an assumed yes.

Fucking hell, why are none of my fucking fucked up rants in many of our fucking games not in favourite fucking quotes?

JD that is hilarious, keep them coming. I am sure that we've played enuf and i've said enuf (c o l o r f u l stuff) to have made the list. Oh well, perhaps I'll contribute for the next version

I couldn't help but notice that you have had the pleasure of playing b006000. I coincidentally had the pleasure of duking it out with him today. It seems that he could care less about who he affects or how many he affects with his foe'ing crap. If he's beaten you in a poly game then you are done like dinner. FOED YOU ARE!!! Then he joins a freaking bunch of multi-player games and all of his 'victims' are no longer able to join them, even when invited. It's sick and he could care less.

The site should have a rule that prohibits players who take what they want out of this world without any regard for who they bother along the way. All you would have to do is develop a test with one question: Who is your favorite person?

I really hope after all this time you have finally stopped thinking you're good.

stealth99 wrote:JD that is hilarious, keep them coming. I am sure that we've played enuf and i've said enuf (c o l o r f u l stuff) to have made the list. Oh well, perhaps I'll contribute for the next version

I couldn't help but notice that you have had the pleasure of playing b006000. I coincidentally had the pleasure of duking it out with him today. It seems that he could care less about who he affects or how many he affects with his foe'ing crap. If he's beaten you in a poly game then you are done like dinner. FOED YOU ARE!!! Then he joins a freaking bunch of multi-player games and all of his 'victims' are no longer able to join them, even when invited. It's sick and he could care less.

The site should have a rule that prohibits players who take what they want out of this world without any regard for who they bother along the way. All you would have to do is develop a test with one question: Who is your favorite person?

A newfie talking about someone else being sick. Oh the inhumanity of it all. @stealth - there is a suggestion area. This has been suggested in the past, if your serious get in there rather than bleating here.

Anyone else?

all of this is too funny wow!!!!

I was appalled to see my good name at the foot of this list! + for something I wouldn't give a squirt of piss for. However the best banter is the ongoing name calling & shit talking which lasts several rounds. Also congratulations to CC for headhunting Sepp Blatter to take over at the helm- how fitting that this top draw swetty piece of dog turd now sits on top the largest pile of horseshit on the net........ If only.

general cod wrote:I was appalled to see my good name at the foot of this list! + for something I wouldn't give a squirt of piss for. However the best banter is the ongoing name calling & shit talking which lasts several rounds. Also congratulations to CC for headhunting Sepp Blatter to take over at the helm- how fitting that this top draw swetty piece of dog turd now sits on top the largest pile of horseshit on the net........ If only.

Can you please explain exactly what you're talking about again...

Any more famous quotes? Give me some good material people!