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SNORRI1234 VS. LUNS101 VOTE OFF!
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Tue Nov 24, 2009 12:06 amby Army of GOD
As a n00by member of the ConquerClub civilization, I feel like it is time to show some organization on the general population's side. For too long has there been warring between a certain group of radical forum-goers and mods. Well now is the time for civility. And I'm not at all good at this speech stuff so I'll shattup.
General Rule for the General Election:
The first 12 nominees who get 2 nominations will be entered into the poll
The "prez" will then hopefully be considered the "voice of the people" by those that have more ConquerClub-al power than the rest of us.
Thank you, and goodnight.
CURRENT CANDIDATES:
Snorri1234luns101
David Bowie: "Now, this'll be a straight walk-off, old school rules. First model walks; second model duplicates, then elaborates. Okay, boys - let's go to work!"
Ya got 1 week
Re: SNORRI1234 VS. LUNS101 VOTE OFF!
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Tue Nov 24, 2009 12:06 amby Army of GOD
Oh, and no multi-voting or else you get Chinese water-tortured
Re: SNORRI1234 VS. LUNS101 VOTE OFF!
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Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:07 amby Elijah S
Isn't Conquer Club more like a dictatorship?
Re: SNORRI1234 VS. LUNS101 VOTE OFF!
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Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:24 amby TheForgivenOne
SNORRI SNORRI SNORRI SNORRI SNORRI!
Re: SNORRI1234 VS. LUNS101 VOTE OFF!
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Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:49 amby AndyDufresne
Best of luck gentlemen!
--Andy
Re: SNORRI1234 VS. LUNS101 VOTE OFF!
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Tue Nov 24, 2009 12:30 pmby Neoteny
I would like to second snorri.
Re: SNORRI1234 VS. LUNS101 VOTE OFF!
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Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:33 amby Army of GOD
Uh oh. "Abstain" might be Snorri's Vice above luns!
Re: SNORRI1234 VS. LUNS101 VOTE OFF!
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Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:58 pmby ronsizzle
i thought we were going to be voting for the person we want off of cc....
Re: SNORRI1234 VS. LUNS101 VOTE OFF!
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Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:11 pmby Serbia
The answer is always luns. Who of course was invented at McGill University circa 1923. (He's older than he smells)
Re: SNORRI1234 VS. LUNS101 VOTE OFF!
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Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:17 pmby notyou2
So Snorri, as your campaign manager, I am expecting a plum of a job with high pay and no work and lots of perks.
Re: SNORRI1234 VS. LUNS101 VOTE OFF!
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Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:32 pmby Snorri1234
The Ephebians believed that every man should have the vote †. Every five years someone was elected to be Tyrant, provided he could prove that he was honest, intelligent, sensible, and trustworthy. Immediately after he was elected, of course, it was obvious to everyone that he was a criminal madman and totally out of touch with the view of ordinary philosopher in the streets looking for towel. And then five years later they elected another one just like him, and really it was amazing how intelligent people kept on making the same mistakes.
†Provided that he wasn't poor, foreign, nor disqualified by reason of being mad, frivolous, or a woman
(Terry Pratchett!)
Re: SNORRI1234 VS. LUNS101 VOTE OFF!
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Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:36 pmby notyou2
Erm.......
As your campaign manager I order you to SHUT UP.
Re: SNORRI1234 VS. LUNS101 VOTE OFF!
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Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:05 pmby Snorri1234
Oh but I'm not like other politicians. I'm honest, intelligent, sensible, and trustworthy.
I would never abuse my power or go on hiking-trips which turn out not actually to be hiking-trips but trips to my Southern American mistress. I wouldn't have sex with an intern, lie about it on tv and then claim I misunderstood everyone when they referred to "sex'. I would also not tax your cc-dollars and start a war for oil and power.
...okay, at least I wouldn't employ a vice-president who shot another dude in the face.
Re: SNORRI1234 VS. LUNS101 VOTE OFF!
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Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:06 pmby Snorri1234
knee-shots hurt more and affect the person's ability to walk more.
Re: SNORRI1234 VS. LUNS101 VOTE OFF!
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Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:06 pmby colton24
Snorri1234 wrote:Oh but I'm not like other politicians. I'm honest, intelligent, sensible, and trustworthy.
I would never abuse my power or go on hiking-trips which turn out not actually to be hiking-trips but trips to my Southern American mistress. I wouldn't have sex with an intern, lie about it on tv and then claim I misunderstood everyone when they referred to "sex'. I would also not tax your cc-dollars and start a war for oil and power.
...okay, at least I wouldn't employ a vice-president who shot another dude in the face.
SNORRI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!VOTE SNORRI OR ELSE
Re: SNORRI1234 VS. LUNS101 VOTE OFF!
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Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:09 pmby Serbia
colton24 wrote:Snorri1234 wrote:Oh but I'm not like other politicians. I'm honest, intelligent, sensible, and trustworthy.
I would never abuse my power or go on hiking-trips which turn out not actually to be hiking-trips but trips to my Southern American mistress. I wouldn't have sex with an intern, lie about it on tv and then claim I misunderstood everyone when they referred to "sex'. I would also not tax your cc-dollars and start a war for oil and power.
...okay, at least I wouldn't employ a vice-president who shot another dude in the face.
SNORRI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!VOTE SNORRI OR ELSE
Actually, come to think about it - My vote can be bought by the candidate who can guarantee for me that they'll perma-ban colton.
Re: SNORRI1234 VS. LUNS101 VOTE OFF!
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Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:09 pmby Snorri1234
I wonder if I can get some guys from ACORN to make multis and vote for me....
Re: SNORRI1234 VS. LUNS101 VOTE OFF!
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Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:12 pmby colton24
Snorri1234 wrote:I wonder if I can get some guys from ACORN to make multis and vote for me....
Re: SNORRI1234 VS. LUNS101 VOTE OFF!
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Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:16 pmby mpjh
Why not, I hear Glen Beck is organizing a bus to bring tea-baggers to Memphis to vote for him.
Re: SNORRI1234 VS. LUNS101 VOTE OFF!
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Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:24 pmby azezzo
neither of these gentlemen nor any other member of c.c. now or in the future will have the authority to speak for me or on my behalf in things related to this site, i can speak for myself thankyou, that is untill a mod or admin. bans me for speaking my mind.
Re: SNORRI1234 VS. LUNS101 VOTE OFF!
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Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:29 pmby Serbia
I love that this concept offends you.
Like how I just spoke for you?
Re: SNORRI1234 VS. LUNS101 VOTE OFF!
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Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:34 pmby TheForgivenOne
All of a sudden, because Colton is voting for Snorri, i feel the urge to change my vote to Luns
Re: SNORRI1234 VS. LUNS101 VOTE OFF!
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Sun Nov 29, 2009 3:20 pmby number five
Re: SNORRI1234 VS. LUNS101 VOTE OFF!
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Sun Nov 29, 2009 3:21 pmby colton24
Re: SNORRI1234 VS. LUNS101 VOTE OFF!
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Sun Nov 29, 2009 3:35 pmby Army of GOD
colton24 wrote:*slaps number five*
Vewy, vewy gooood.
*slaps colton*
I like slapping!