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Re: If you could fornicate with anybody on CC, who would it be?

Postby stahrgazer on Wed Aug 12, 2009 8:40 pm

BoganGod wrote:I would love to fornicate with Herpes, only way I could own his arse....


How many points would that gain? hm... the world may never know :lol:
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Re: If you could fornicate with anybody on CC, who would it be?

Postby owenshooter on Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:25 am

well, seeing as how i live in austin and the servers are in dallas, i have this dream of having sex with my woman right on top of the physical home of CC... the servers... i know bruce has done it several times, hence the many server crashes, but i have yet to throw down on the servers... i can always wish and hope, right?...-0
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Re: If you could fornicate with anybody on CC, who would it be?

Postby King_Herpes on Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:46 am

Get get loose wit it, let Bruce hit it!
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Re: If you could fornicate with anybody on CC, who would it be?

Postby azezzo on Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:28 am

I too would like to fornicate with KIng Herpes, HELL, make it a three way and add demonfork to the list as well.
I'm talking dirty, nasty, fornication, the kind with no lube, the kind where, I routinely kidnap, blindfold, bind, ball gag and repeatedly make these two squeal like the pigs they are, while i listen to my favorite compilation of banjo music as we copulate time after time until the friction of such severe dry humping rubs my appendage raw. I love that smell of heated man love, it lingers in the air long after i have tried to scrub myself clean, if i could only wash the guilt away, of making their little butts hurt.

Some might call this a regular friday night of role playing mixed in with some raw bare back riding, I on the other hand would call it just a shared fantasy held by many a disgruntled C.C. player who had been abused by ether or both of these fine gentlemen.
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Re: If you could fornicate with anybody on CC, who would it be?

Postby King_Herpes on Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:51 am

That's quite the display of pent up sexual frustration there. Glad I could offer you a place to let that all out. We wouldn't want you to go all serial on us and start dismembering teenage boys.
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Re: If you could fornicate with anybody on CC, who would it be?

Postby MegasWoman on Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:31 pm

all i can say is.....................WOW ...and OUCH!!!!!!!
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Re: If you could fornicate with anybody on CC, who would it be?

Postby GENERAL STONEHAM on Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:13 pm

Sorry boys, but there's not much left to Herpes, since this morning.

Yep, I picked up Herpes from his usual hang-out...the playground and dragged him back to my place. Yep, I stretched a condom over my member and then placed cotton balls up my nose and in my ears. Herpes started yelling that he understood about the condom, but he wanted to know why I shoved cotton balls in my ears and up my nose.

I replied back, " Two things I can't stand, the smell of burning rubber and a man screaming."

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Re: If you could fornicate with anybody on CC, who would it be?

Postby demonfork on Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:44 pm

azezzo wrote:I too would like to fornicate with KIng Herpes, HELL, make it a three way and add demonfork to the list as well.
I'm talking dirty, nasty, fornication, the kind with no lube, the kind where, I routinely kidnap, blindfold, bind, ball gag and repeatedly make these two squeal like the pigs they are, while i listen to my favorite compilation of banjo music as we copulate time after time until the friction of such severe dry humping rubs my appendage raw. I love that smell of heated man love, it lingers in the air long after i have tried to scrub myself clean, if i could only wash the guilt away, of making their little butts hurt.

Some might call this a regular friday night of role playing mixed in with some raw bare back riding, I on the other hand would call it just a shared fantasy held by many a disgruntled C.C. player who had been abused by ether or both of these fine gentlemen.


Sounds hot! (especially the part about our little butts)
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Re: If you could fornicate with anybody on CC, who would it be?

Postby azezzo on Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:53 pm

great to hear it demonfork, I will have some time to kill this weekend, let me know when you are available, and now that KH has been removed of his duties by kp maybe we can get that 3 way goin, I'm in such a good mood today, that i will even run out to the drug store and get some ky for ya.

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Re: If you could fornicate with anybody on CC, who would it be?

Postby BoganGod on Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:04 am

Herpes, I'll sweeten the deal and set a web cam up with a view of my hairy back so you can see what you were missing out on when you did HARD time.... Lovingly yours just not in a gay way :lol:
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Re: If you could fornicate with anybody on CC, who would it be?

Postby AAFitz on Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:05 am

AAFitz. I hear hes quite good.
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Re: If you could fornicate with anybody on CC, who would it be?

Postby targetman377 on Sat Aug 15, 2009 12:10 pm

i change my mind i would do karelpietertje cause he is new conqueror and i feel its the conqueror right as conqueror to do who they want.
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Re: If you could fornicate with anybody on CC, who would it be?

Postby Mr Changsha on Sat Aug 15, 2009 11:02 pm

azezzo wrote:I too would like to fornicate with KIng Herpes, HELL, make it a three way and add demonfork to the list as well.
I'm talking dirty, nasty, fornication, the kind with no lube, the kind where, I routinely kidnap, blindfold, bind, ball gag and repeatedly make these two squeal like the pigs they are, while i listen to my favorite compilation of banjo music as we copulate time after time until the friction of such severe dry humping rubs my appendage raw. I love that smell of heated man love, it lingers in the air long after i have tried to scrub myself clean, if i could only wash the guilt away, of making their little butts hurt.

Some might call this a regular friday night of role playing mixed in with some raw bare back riding, I on the other hand would call it just a shared fantasy held by many a disgruntled C.C. player who had been abused by ether or both of these fine gentlemen.


<humps desk>

CC Fan Porn? Why not I say! Sadly, abusive quasi-homosexual sausage porn is only my third favourite form of erotica after asian schoolgirl bukake (treble hump) and milf dominatrix whips the living hell out of boy/boys in the swedish language (good double hump that). If any of you masters of eroticism fancy penning a scene involving me (I have a fifteen inch penis, the torso of a god and the ability to spunk out enough man juice to paint a wall) I'll get my tissues at the ready, Barry Manilow on the old hi fi and a quick note to the wife to go out and do a spot of shopping, while I self-love the afternoon away with my left hand, my right hand, the sofa, a warmed up watermelon, a carrot, a banana, a cucumber...with the big finish all over my own sexy avatar, as I beat myself senseless with the dogwhip I usually endevour to keep the peasants in line with.
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Re: If you could fornicate with anybody on CC, who would it be?

Postby Georgerx7di on Sat Aug 15, 2009 11:34 pm

Mr Changsha wrote:
azezzo wrote:I too would like to fornicate with KIng Herpes, HELL, make it a three way and add demonfork to the list as well.
I'm talking dirty, nasty, fornication, the kind with no lube, the kind where, I routinely kidnap, blindfold, bind, ball gag and repeatedly make these two squeal like the pigs they are, while i listen to my favorite compilation of banjo music as we copulate time after time until the friction of such severe dry humping rubs my appendage raw. I love that smell of heated man love, it lingers in the air long after i have tried to scrub myself clean, if i could only wash the guilt away, of making their little butts hurt.

Some might call this a regular friday night of role playing mixed in with some raw bare back riding, I on the other hand would call it just a shared fantasy held by many a disgruntled C.C. player who had been abused by ether or both of these fine gentlemen.


<humps desk>

CC Fan Porn? Why not I say! Sadly, abusive quasi-homosexual sausage porn is only my third favourite form of erotica after asian schoolgirl bukake (treble hump) and milf dominatrix whips the living hell out of boy/boys in the swedish language (good double hump that). If any of you masters of eroticism fancy penning a scene involving me (I have a fifteen inch penis, the torso of a god and the ability to spunk out enough man juice to paint a wall) I'll get my tissues at the ready, Barry Manilow on the old hi fi and a quick note to the wife to go out and do a spot of shopping, while I self-love the afternoon away with my left hand, my right hand, the sofa, a warmed up watermelon, a carrot, a banana, a cucumber...with the big finish all over my own sexy avatar, as I beat myself senseless with the dogwhip I usually endevour to keep the peasants in line with.


This post is not befitting of your avatar. I think you either have to edit it, or change your avatar to some hot supermodel's tits.
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Re: If you could fornicate with anybody on CC, who would it be?

Postby Mr Changsha on Sat Aug 15, 2009 11:43 pm

Georgerx7di wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:
azezzo wrote:I too would like to fornicate with KIng Herpes, HELL, make it a three way and add demonfork to the list as well.
I'm talking dirty, nasty, fornication, the kind with no lube, the kind where, I routinely kidnap, blindfold, bind, ball gag and repeatedly make these two squeal like the pigs they are, while i listen to my favorite compilation of banjo music as we copulate time after time until the friction of such severe dry humping rubs my appendage raw. I love that smell of heated man love, it lingers in the air long after i have tried to scrub myself clean, if i could only wash the guilt away, of making their little butts hurt.

Some might call this a regular friday night of role playing mixed in with some raw bare back riding, I on the other hand would call it just a shared fantasy held by many a disgruntled C.C. player who had been abused by ether or both of these fine gentlemen.


<humps desk>

CC Fan Porn? Why not I say! Sadly, abusive quasi-homosexual sausage porn is only my third favourite form of erotica after asian schoolgirl bukake (treble hump) and milf dominatrix whips the living hell out of boy/boys in the swedish language (good double hump that). If any of you masters of eroticism fancy penning a scene involving me (I have a fifteen inch penis, the torso of a god and the ability to spunk out enough man juice to paint a wall) I'll get my tissues at the ready, Barry Manilow on the old hi fi and a quick note to the wife to go out and do a spot of shopping, while I self-love the afternoon away with my left hand, my right hand, the sofa, a warmed up watermelon, a carrot, a banana, a cucumber...with the big finish all over my own sexy avatar, as I beat myself senseless with the dogwhip I usually endevour to keep the peasants in line with.


This post is not befitting of your avatar. I think you either have to edit it, or change your avatar to some hot supermodel's tits.


Oh I don't know...

I know this thread started out with the female players as the object of our intentions, but it has become increasingly clear that the real CC passion is for man-on-man domination. Which kind of makes sense, if you think about it. So Sun Tzu stays!
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Re: If you could fornicate with anybody on CC, who would it be?

Postby Georgerx7di on Sat Aug 15, 2009 11:46 pm

Mr Changsha wrote:
Georgerx7di wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:
azezzo wrote:I too would like to fornicate with KIng Herpes, HELL, make it a three way and add demonfork to the list as well.
I'm talking dirty, nasty, fornication, the kind with no lube, the kind where, I routinely kidnap, blindfold, bind, ball gag and repeatedly make these two squeal like the pigs they are, while i listen to my favorite compilation of banjo music as we copulate time after time until the friction of such severe dry humping rubs my appendage raw. I love that smell of heated man love, it lingers in the air long after i have tried to scrub myself clean, if i could only wash the guilt away, of making their little butts hurt.

Some might call this a regular friday night of role playing mixed in with some raw bare back riding, I on the other hand would call it just a shared fantasy held by many a disgruntled C.C. player who had been abused by ether or both of these fine gentlemen.


<humps desk>

CC Fan Porn? Why not I say! Sadly, abusive quasi-homosexual sausage porn is only my third favourite form of erotica after asian schoolgirl bukake (treble hump) and milf dominatrix whips the living hell out of boy/boys in the swedish language (good double hump that). If any of you masters of eroticism fancy penning a scene involving me (I have a fifteen inch penis, the torso of a god and the ability to spunk out enough man juice to paint a wall) I'll get my tissues at the ready, Barry Manilow on the old hi fi and a quick note to the wife to go out and do a spot of shopping, while I self-love the afternoon away with my left hand, my right hand, the sofa, a warmed up watermelon, a carrot, a banana, a cucumber...with the big finish all over my own sexy avatar, as I beat myself senseless with the dogwhip I usually endevour to keep the peasants in line with.


This post is not befitting of your avatar. I think you either have to edit it, or change your avatar to some hot supermodel's tits.


Oh I don't know...

I know this thread started out with the female players as the object of our intentions, but it has become increasingly clear that the real CC passion is for man-on-man domination. Which kind of makes sense, if you think about it. So Sun Tzu stays!


Lol, interesting way to look at it.
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Re: If you could fornicate with anybody on CC, who would it be?

Postby pimpdave on Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:22 am

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Re: If you could fornicate with anybody on CC, who would it be?

Postby apey on Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:16 am

clapper011 wrote:sigh..always knew that ron would care more about apey..... :(

well we could share :D
just imagine how badly we could drive him insane O:)
talk about F-U-N !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: If you could fornicate with anybody on CC, who would it be?

Postby Artimis on Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:08 pm

apey wrote:
clapper011 wrote:sigh..always knew that ron would care more about apey..... :(

well we could share :D
just imagine how badly we could drive him insane O:)
talk about F-U-N !!!!!!!!!!!!


We could make it a doubles match!


Apey and Ron

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Artimis and Clapper

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Re: If you could fornicate with anybody on CC, who would it be?

Postby kratos644 on Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:38 pm

Artimis wrote:
apey wrote:
clapper011 wrote:sigh..always knew that ron would care more about apey..... :(

well we could share :D
just imagine how badly we could drive him insane O:)
talk about F-U-N !!!!!!!!!!!!


We could make it a doubles match!


Apey and Ron

Vs.

Artimis and Clapper

:D

My money is on Artimis and Clappy :lol:
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Re: If you could fornicate with anybody on CC, who would it be?

Postby hiddendragon on Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:33 pm

Myself, I know I'm sexy and good in bed so I am guaranteed a good time :D
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Re: If you could fornicate with anybody on CC, who would it be?

Postby chaosfactor on Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:57 am

Me? Well I guess Andy Duff would be on top, Lack would be the halfway house, Clapper would be tweaking wicked, and Norse would be testing the Mustard. Lion would swallow Suggs and Xtra would mount the Olives.

I have always had a thing for insomnia, i like red headed tarts and the way they squeal, thats celtic blood for you, we are a dying race, it certainly shows sometimes when you have them cornered against the mantel-piece.
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Re: If you could fornicate with anybody on CC, who would it be?

Postby Mr Changsha on Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:02 am

chaosfactor wrote:Me? Well I guess Andy Duff would be on top, Lack would be the halfway house, Clapper would be tweaking wicked, and Norse would be testing the Mustard. Lion would swallow Suggs and Xtra would mount the Olives.

I have always had a thing for insomnia, i like red headed tarts and the way they squeal, thats celtic blood for you, we are a dying race, it certainly shows sometimes when you have them cornered against the mantel-piece.


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Re: If you could fornicate with anybody on CC, who would it be?

Postby Artimis on Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:36 am

Game 5474765

It's offical, Artimis and Clapper like it on top. Two gimp masks on order for Apey and Ron! :twisted:

P.S. I'm up for a rematch if Ron and Apey are game, clapper gets first refusal to be my partner. :D
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Re: If you could fornicate with anybody on CC, who would it be?

Postby notyou2 on Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:04 pm

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