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Re: Memorable CC Quotes

Postby Genghis Khant on Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:41 am

Genghis Khant wrote:
CBlake wrote:
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CBlake wrote:stop trying to use big words to confuse me

Try using a dictionary, you might learn something.
no i usually dont read the dictionary because i have other things to do like get laid

Get laid? While you're wasting your time on an internet chat forum? I bet the closest you've come to getting laid was a ménage à moi with Palmela Handerson.

Come on, for f*ck's sake, it only takes a minute to look something up in a dictionary. That is, of course, assuming you have one and that you know the alphabet.
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Re: Memorable CC Quotes

Postby max is gr8 on Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:44 am

I remember having a really funny one in my signature. Can't remember what it was though
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Re: Memorable CC Quotes

Postby The1exile on Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:05 am

Genghis Khant wrote:
CBlake wrote:
Genghis Khant wrote:
CBlake wrote:stop trying to use big words to confuse me

Try using a dictionary, you might learn something.
no i usually dont read the dictionary because i have other things to do like get laid

Get laid? While you're wasting your time on an internet chat forum? I bet the closest you've come to getting laid was a ménage à moi with Palmela Handerson.

Come on, for f*ck's sake, it only takes a minute to look something up in a dictionary. That is, of course, assuming you have one and that you know the alphabet.

I have the urge to point out that anyone on the internet can simply use "define:" in google to find definitions, too, thus eliminating the actual need for a dictionary.
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Re: Memorable CC Quotes

Postby wrestler1ump on Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:01 pm

Beastly wrote:ok ok!!!

I thought those were good, but just now I just saw this quote, and it is the most memorable ever!!

wrestler1ump wrote:Anarkistsdream and I have really come down hard on each other in the past. I do think though that we are very much alike (not having a lot of flaming skill, being low ranked a lot of the time, not being very well respected on here, about the same age, both of us writes short posts, both of us are intellectuals). We probably had a tendency to remind each other of the bad traits that we had but didn't want to acknowledge we had, which is why we shot each other down so many times.


What is so great about that post? Seriously what is so funny?
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Re: Memorable CC Quotes

Postby pancakemix on Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:02 pm

wrestler1ump wrote:
Beastly wrote:ok ok!!!

I thought those were good, but just now I just saw this quote, and it is the most memorable ever!!

wrestler1ump wrote:Anarkistsdream and I have really come down hard on each other in the past. I do think though that we are very much alike (not having a lot of flaming skill, being low ranked a lot of the time, not being very well respected on here, about the same age, both of us writes short posts, both of us are intellectuals). We probably had a tendency to remind each other of the bad traits that we had but didn't want to acknowledge we had, which is why we shot each other down so many times.


What is so great about that post? Seriously what is so funny?


Actually, he's right. That's not funny. The mod thing was funny, not this.
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Re: Memorable CC Quotes

Postby The Weird One on Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:52 pm

Herakilla wrote:you guys do know how the numbers are generated right?

lack has 5 monkey slaves in the basement and they each have 6 numbers in front of them with buttons. three monkeys generate the attacking dice and 2 the defenders. its just so happens that on the attackers instead of a 1 there is a banana and same for the defenders 6.

there i finally released the secret, a LOAD off my shoulders about this conspiracy
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Re: Memorable CC Quotes

Postby The Weird One on Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:01 am

Had to break 'em apart due to the five quote limit, but they're from the same post.
wrestler1ump wrote:
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hecter wrote:That jailbait picture gave me a hard-on... If it didn't give you a hardon, you're not a pedo.


*looks down*

. . . Dammit!

If it didn't give you a hard on, you don't have a penis.

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Skittles! wrote:Maybe he's not a deprived person such as you, who cannot get anything and must go to the corner every time you need to fix your perversions.


WTF does thinking the babes in that picture are hot have to do with being deprived? You made a sad attempt at a flame, but you know just as well as I do that those two are smokin hot. Don't try and deny it.


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Re: Memorable CC Quotes

Postby Scott-Land on Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:51 am

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Re: Memorable CC Quotes

Postby The Weird One on Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:53 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:
heavenly29 wrote:new to the world of work I wish lol

and it would help if I knew exactly what was in root bear! It doesnt sound appealing and if its anything like ginger beer I think I would be sick lol



It tastes like love.
It tastes like free falling from the sky.
It tastes like punching George W in the face.
It tastes like the first time you made an armpit fart.
It tastes like floating weightlessness.
It tastes like killing the man that killed your brother.
It tastes like finding out somehow that you have the biggest penis.
It tastes like discovery.
It tastes like winning the lottery.
It tastes like catching(on film) that person you hate the most having sex with a horse.
It tastes like creating life.
It tastes like discovering whoopee.
It tastes like a goddamn rainbow.
It tastes like you're the student, and you've just overcome the master.


No my friend.... there is no taste discription for Rootbeer.... it's the greatest life experience....

It's like being close to God or something like it.....




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heavenly29 wrote:Found out I've passed my first year of my degree with a first! I'm so so so chuffed I just had to tell someone!

Also to say good luck to anyone else waiting for exam results as it gets to that time of the year


You are cute.
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Re: Memorable CC Quotes

Postby clapper011 on Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:20 pm

yeti_c wrote:
gimil wrote:yeti is good bitch material as well thou. Guys would love him in prison...
He he he - much rather be a turtle bitch than a Monkey bitch!!!!C.
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Re: Memorable CC Quotes

Postby The Weird One on Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:18 am

MaleAlphaThree wrote:Vaginas have a habit of fucking someone up.
sheepofdumb wrote:I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.

ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
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Re: Memorable CC Quotes

Postby The Weird One on Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:32 am

chaosfactor wrote:I am also a completely balanced normal person
sheepofdumb wrote:I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.

ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
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Re: Memorable CC Quotes

Postby The Weird One on Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:43 am

sorry for the triple post, I can't help it. But no more 'till after someone else posts.

khellendros wrote:lalalala...not thinking about what you guys keep writing...thinking about field of flowers...little rabits...pretty ponys...wait...whats that...attacking the ponies...blood everywhere! Couger!!! run for your lives...She's out to get you!
sheepofdumb wrote:I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.

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Re: Memorable CC Quotes

Postby poptartpsycho18 on Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:27 am

Had this on my computer for a while......

From Live Chat:

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Re: Memorable CC Quotes

Postby The Weird One on Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:47 am

Juan_Bottom wrote:I just like boobies.

After that.... who cares what I have to go through... I mean.... they're boobies, bro..... *wispers* boobies...
sheepofdumb wrote:I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.

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Re: Memorable CC Quotes

Postby The Weird One on Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:27 pm

Neoteny wrote:Tits or GTFO
sheepofdumb wrote:I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.

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Re: Memorable CC Quotes

Postby Snorri1234 on Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:14 pm

jay_a2j wrote:Just a note.... when I was in school there was only one chapter that I didn't take notes during, didn't pay attention to the teachers lecture, didn't study the material and basically slept in class with my eyes open. Needless to say I scored low on the test for that chapter. (probably having something to do with my answers being somewhat sarcastic). The chapter? Evolution. And I refuse to let my kids sit there and be brain washed when its their turn.
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Re: Memorable CC Quotes

Postby Frigidus on Fri Aug 08, 2008 1:41 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:Just a note.... when I was in school there was only one chapter that I didn't take notes during, didn't pay attention to the teachers lecture, didn't study the material and basically slept in class with my eyes open. Needless to say I scored low on the test for that chapter. (probably having something to do with my answers being somewhat sarcastic). The chapter? Evolution. And I refuse to let my kids sit there and be brain washed when its their turn.


Explains things, eh?
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Re: Memorable CC Quotes

Postby brooksieb on Fri Aug 08, 2008 6:56 pm

Any of me? (i'm not expecting any) or the thread i made and the title included listen to what i have to say first lol.
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Re: Memorable CC Quotes

Postby The Weird One on Fri Aug 08, 2008 9:23 pm

icedagger wrote:It's hard to keep up with the breakneck pace of this game.. I mean you can go away for a week and nearly miss a post!
sheepofdumb wrote:I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.

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Re: Memorable CC Quotes

Postby e_i_pi on Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:34 pm

I lol'd irl at this one...

Thezzaruz wrote:
Bruceswar wrote:I use the dice analyzer and it told me 9 vs 3 was very very good odds. Yet I did not win a single roll. So who is wrong? The dice analyzer or random.org?

You actually.
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Re: Memorable CC Quotes

Postby The Weird One on Sun Aug 31, 2008 8:29 pm

Pedronicus wrote:I've been watching the evacuation of New Orleans on BBC. Do any white people live there?
sheepofdumb wrote:I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.

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Re: Memorable CC Quotes

Postby t-o-m on Sun Aug 31, 2008 8:42 pm

giml on live chat wrote:‹gimil› I touch twill at least 3 times a day
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Re: Memorable CC Quotes

Postby deliaselene on Sun Aug 31, 2008 8:47 pm

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Twill: oky doky folks, I gotta get back to screwing people over
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Re: Memorable CC Quotes

Postby t-o-m on Sun Aug 31, 2008 8:54 pm

:?:

He did say it - see my sig for more details.
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