Hey, Team!
Michael Phelps and his offspring here. We've now entered year two of our annual soiree and we are honored to be here and just even to be involved in such the noble cause. I mean, giving money to fix problems that we ourselves don't want to fix is probably the fastest way to feeling good about oneself.
While we are here in the pool I wanted to stress on safe water conservation and it's undeniable part in the only true human war that is Global Warming. We have to teach our offspring how to swim safely and train them to pee less in it's bounty. It takes a lot of water to fill these fuckers.
Also, not to gloat but I know everybody is probably screaming at their computers right now because of that damned haunting picture of me taking that monster pull out of a waterbong. Yeah, whatevs no big deal, I've too many Olympic gold medals for me to care anymore but I wanted you to know that it's steamrollers from here on out for whatever it's worth.
Then we throw in triple hurricane's battering the Gulf and Atlantic coasts, c'mon you guys, we need CC to come together more than ever! Stop bickering about dice, gameplay etiquette and other knitting circle gossips. Actually start conserving water and let's do this!!
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bigWham now, not later but now and show your support for draining the tub on Global Warming by typing, "Give Now!"
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