by RL_Orange on Sun Sep 09, 2007 1:13 pm
Its time i tell you an experience i had lokisgal. Maybe you will understand me better then.
As you may know by now i have my own company. For my company i am on the road most of the time. Last year i was in the south of the Netherlands for a meeting. After the meeting i went for something to drink and eat. I entered this cafe and found a place at the bar. At the end of the bar there was a huge container filled with Euro's. I asked the bartender what the purpose of that container with money was.
He told me: I got a horse behind my cafe which is very depressed. The container with euro's is yours if you can make my horse laugh. But before you try, you got to drop a Euro in that container. I finished my meal and dropped a Euro in the container and went to the barn of the horse. I whispered something in the ear of the horse and he started laughing so loud that the bartender came outside. He gave me the container with euro’s and I left with a smile.
A few weeks ago I was in the same village and I was curious how the bartender and horse were doing. I went inside the café and saw at the end of the bar another container filled with Euro’s again. I asked the bartender what the purpose of that container with money was this time. He told me that his horse didn’t stop laughing after the last time I visited the cafe. The person able to make the horse cry would get the container with money this time. So I throw a Euro in the container and went to the barn again. It only took me two minutes to make the horse cry out loud.
The bartender came outside again and was completely amazed. Again he gave me the container with euro’s. But he could not resist to ask me how I managed to get the horse laughing the first time and cry the second time.
I answered: well my friend that was in fact very easy, last year I told the horse that my penis is bigger then his. This time I showed the horse it.