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Re: Pick up lines

Postby JoshyBoy on Wed May 13, 2009 3:47 am

a.sub wrote:all im wearing tonight is my Image

I bet i can make you scream louder than you do at the dice

Wanna see my privates? (Image)

Wanna see my 8 cadets?
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby Shivas on Wed May 13, 2009 11:38 am

Mon ChƩri I was thinking about a visit to France this weekend. You know, Picardy, Brittany, Centre, Burgundy, Alsace, and the Alps. Oh? You're not familiar with those places? I have a map up in my apartment that shows it all. Interested in coming up? Really? Oh how delightful. While you're there I'll show you of my exploits in the Caribbean Islands, Australia, and all over. I'm quite familiar with all areas of the world. It's kind of a hobby I have.

By the way, have you ever tried shots of Cabo Wabo tequila? Oh no, this stuff is smooth. You don't even notice its going down. We'll give it a try. Let's go. \:D/
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby jpcloet on Thu May 14, 2009 6:44 pm

Hi there, I'm KingHerpes Free.
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby lancehoch on Thu May 14, 2009 6:55 pm

jpcloet wrote:Hi there, I'm KingHerpes Free.

But what about Queen_Gonorrhea?
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed May 20, 2009 12:18 pm

Would you like to come back to my place? I'd like to show you my five star rating.


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Re: Pick up lines

Postby InsomniaRed on Wed May 20, 2009 12:36 pm

"You better not cash early..."


Seriously it's hard to find the right guy when half of them cash early and the other half are just too quick at the end :lol:
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby Bruceswar on Wed May 20, 2009 12:42 pm

InsomniaRed wrote:"You better not cash early..."


Seriously it's hard to find the right guy when half of them cash early and the other half are just too quick at the end :lol:



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Re: Pick up lines

Postby a.sub on Wed May 20, 2009 5:16 pm

wanna see my soldiers?
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby owenshooter on Wed May 20, 2009 5:45 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:Would you like to come back to my place? I'd like to show you my five star rating.

would you like to come back to my place and see my 8 1/2 star rating?...-0

p.s.-let's keep it real...
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby thelastpatriot on Wed May 20, 2009 11:22 pm

excuse me, my dice are bad can i borrow yours?

which map do you like? Ya that's my favorite too

If you were a CC game I'd play you all day long.

I'm sorry, I thought you were a clickable map
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby a.sub on Wed May 20, 2009 11:51 pm

thelastpatriot wrote:I'm sorry, I thought you were a clickable map

that one is made of win
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby squishyg on Thu May 21, 2009 10:08 pm

Nice drop, wanna f*ck?
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu May 21, 2009 10:10 pm

Because I've been focusing on the Bigotry topic, I haven't got to have fun in this topic, so as I exit, one fun post as well. ;)

"I'm not like other guys---I don't need BOB to tell me what to do."


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Re: Pick up lines

Postby sully800 on Thu May 21, 2009 10:42 pm

Gambit has told me there's a 99.23% chance of success.

Hey baby, I didn't have to pay for my Premium status.

If you've got the endurance, I think we can make it onto one of Blitz' top five lists...
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby a.sub on Thu May 21, 2009 10:47 pm

my rank aint the only thing thats golden
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby JoshyBoy on Fri May 22, 2009 2:44 am

I bet you I rank better than most guys. ;)
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri May 22, 2009 7:39 pm

Since I need a little humor before I depart for evening:

"Hey baby---like a guy with a bad side? I've had three disciplinary warnings and a score reset."


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Re: Pick up lines

Postby Timminz on Fri May 22, 2009 7:44 pm

I once played 35 rounds in a single night. ;)
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby owenshooter on Fri May 22, 2009 8:24 pm

did i mention i beat timminz in Game 4757682? forget the zero, get with the CC hero...-0
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby Timminz on Fri May 22, 2009 8:31 pm

owenshooter wrote:did i mention i beat timminz in Game 4757682? forget the zero, get with the CC hero...-0

and in my home country, at that. :cry:

Don't worry Owen. I won't tell anyone how many tries it took.
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Sat May 23, 2009 12:18 pm

"Baby, baby---looks are deceiving. I swear, my post count is high---I just post in the Off Topics more."


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Re: Pick up lines

Postby clapper011 on Sat May 23, 2009 12:35 pm

Hey baby, wanna see my big guns?
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby vodean on Sat May 23, 2009 1:01 pm

how 'bout we head over to my place, and then ill freestyle you.
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby waseemalim on Sat May 23, 2009 1:10 pm

I am hosting a 6-player freestyle tonight.
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby sully800 on Sat May 23, 2009 1:12 pm

I tried to send you a message last night but your inbox was full :-s
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