by King_Herpes on Sat Oct 25, 2014 11:22 pm
Didn't mean to leave everyone hanging without an, "I'll call you later" but my biological clock went to ticking and I subsequently had gotten knocked up.
Anyone here that's gone rogue and been impregnated before knows that I just persevered through a long, lonely depression.
I mean I couldn't play sports, ride horses, go ice skating, ride snowmobiles, froggystyle or do my morning jiu-jitsu. My life lost purpose and none of you were there to help me... Wait, no just ignore that last part it would seem I'm still a bit hormonal. Last night for better instance I just sat at home, steamed 2 lbs of crab legs, some asparagus and cheesy potatoes and ate it all. A lot of you are probably thinking, "that's awesome, that sounds like the perfect afternoon" but no it sucked because my body has gone to complete shit and nobody finds me attractive anymore.
Sorry about your little butt ✪ Dumb fucking e-lambs the lot of you