CC Pick up lines

[QoH]

The only CC pick up line that works for me is:

I promise I only have a couple turns to take.

You mean CC pick up lines work?

Whatever happened to "Hey I have a plus 4 vorpel sword. Wanna kill some orcs with me?"

If a "plus 4 vorpel sword" means a giant dick and "kill some orcs" means have sex then yes, that could be a pick up line.

[natty dread]

The only CC pick up line that works for me is:

I promise I only have a couple turns to take.

You mean CC pick up lines work?

Whatever happened to "Hey I have a plus 4 vorpel sword. Wanna kill some orcs with me?"

If a "plus 4 vorpel sword" means a giant dick and "kill some orcs" means have sex then yes, that could be a pick up line.

Actually I think the first one would work better.

[Nola_Lifer]

Damn those are a nice pair of dice

[QoH]

The only CC pick up line that works for me is:

I promise I only have a couple turns to take.

You mean CC pick up lines work?

Whatever happened to "Hey I have a plus 4 vorpel sword. Wanna kill some orcs with me?"

If a "plus 4 vorpel sword" means a giant dick and "kill some orcs" means have sex then yes, that could be a pick up line.

Actually I think the first one would work better.

It's supposed to be the implied meaning? Why would you ever say the implied meaning?

[Gen.LeeGettinhed]

well the board may SAY that the mountains are impassable, but. . .

I would not pass on mountin' you, gurl

[clapper011]

can I nuke uranus?

[chapcrap]

can I nuke uranus?

[owenshooter]

Damn those are a nice pair of dice

just when this thread starts getting lame and people start reposting the worst lines that have been
said multiple timeslll

can I nuke uranus?

clappy comes in to save the day!!!! awesome!!!

oh... here's my line...

"mind if i make a map of the phillipines... on your chest..."-el Jesus negro

[natty dread]

Can I shave your kamchatka?

[AndyDufresne]

"Is that Italy or are you just happy to see me?"


--Andy

[natty dread]

Conk er? I ardly know er!

[Gen.LeeGettinhed]

Honey, I'm gonna call your sweet ass "Counter-Attack", cause I like mountin' it

[jiminski]

Honey, just call him "Gen.LeeGettinhed"...because he likes shafting virgins

[AndyDufresne]

"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."


--Andy

[jiminski]

"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."


--Andy

(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)

if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?

[AndyDufresne]

"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."


--Andy

(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)

if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?

Who says we don't call them dice!

"Are those just defender 6's or are you happy to see me."


--Andy

[jiminski]

"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."


--Andy

(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)

if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?

Who says we don't call them dice!

"Are those just defender 6's or are you happy to see me."


--Andy

(ok, you make the rules you sex-starved simian)

do you know the German for six baby? .. well i just rolled 3 of em!

[happy2seeyou]

"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."


--Andy

(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)

if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?

Who says we don't call them dice!

"Are those just defender 6's or are you happy to see me."


--Andy

No, I'M happy2seeyou

[jammyjames]

"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."


--Andy

(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)

if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?

Who says we don't call them dice!

"Are those just defender 6's or are you happy to see me."


--Andy

Best one i have ever seen.. Good one happy

No, I'M happy2seeyou

[DoomYoshi]

Do you want to come over and help me clear Elvis' hairy patch

[AndyDufresne]

'Babe, would you like to come over and adjust my dice?'


--Andy

[DoomYoshi]

How about giving me the paddle?

[ManBungalow]

DON'T MAKE ME CIRCUS YOUR MAXIMUS



wat

[AndyDufresne]

I like.

How about, 'Babe, you should find the treasures of my galapagos.'

Or...

'Babe, lets join the poker club together.'


--Andy

[clapper011]

I might have to report you to the moderator.. there is know way you are 35....... 25 maybe

quoted from a pm i received...lol thought it appropriate for this thread.