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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby jefjef on Thu Feb 19, 2015 5:13 pm

Wow. Just imagine how much nietchse would cry if she/he/it had my dice..

I'd trade with her/him/it in a heart beat.

Well back to my CC vacation and Red Zone Action. You all carry on and hf.
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby nietzsche on Thu Feb 19, 2015 5:20 pm

JBlombier wrote:So now even the people who understand the game mechanics enough to become brigadier need a dice complaint thread? I'll consider myself trolled for posting this, not knowing that nietzsche is obviously above this kind of cheap frustration threads.

I usually wouldn't post this, just click away, but I've had a beer or some. I wouldn't suggest you take a beer everytime the dice royally screw you over, though. You'll be at the AA in no time. Just remember, folks. The 0's and 1's that determined you 'won' from some other 0's and 1's really don't matter that much. Let's talk about real stuff, like football or ebola. Where is that disease anyway? Haven't heard from it in a while.


I don't say the world is out to get me.

I'm just frustrated. Can't I be frustrated?

In that game even though I had bad dice all game and my opponent had good dice and all he did was attack attack and everything went well for him, I had 2 shots at winning the game, like I always have even though dice is fucking me. 5vs1 to kill my own player and double cash to go after his unprotected cards and win it anyway but failed the 5v1 attack. Then a round later I was still alive and after he had with good dice again gone after the wrong player and leaving me a 1 to kill, I went for it and was 4vs1 for yet another double cash, this time it wouldn't have been a sure win but I could've worked it out, given his mistakes. But failed the 4vs1.

So I'm frustrated and it frustrates me that it still frustrates me.

Can't I just vent my frustration? I win 10 points per game and lose 30+ per game, and in this case 60. It's fucking frustrating.
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby JBlombier on Thu Feb 19, 2015 6:13 pm

nietzsche wrote:So I'm frustrated and it frustrates me that it still frustrates me.

Okay, I'll settle for that frustration. There is no human being who is comfortable with his own incapabalities.
I hope the rant has lifted a weight off your shoulders.

All I was saying is that everyone has had encounters like these with the dice, sometimes a lot worse. If we choose to play this game, we can't bother to describe all these situations, or bW will have to buy new server space for the forums. We just let it go, move on and consider ourselves lucky with the reasonable amount of strategic insight we have in our brains to win enough games to make this game fun.
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby trinicardinal on Thu Feb 19, 2015 6:25 pm

nietzsche wrote:Stop trying to provoke me like I was some sort of unstable person.


You mean you aren't? damn.... I never would have guessed
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby owenshooter on Thu Feb 19, 2015 6:51 pm

trinicardinal wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Stop trying to provoke me like I was some sort of unstable person.


You mean you aren't? damn.... I never would have guessed

someone has obviously compromised this account... nietzsche retired weeks ago...

Subject: nietzsche retirement thread

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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby trinicardinal on Thu Feb 19, 2015 7:02 pm

owenshooter wrote:
trinicardinal wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Stop trying to provoke me like I was some sort of unstable person.


You mean you aren't? damn.... I never would have guessed

someone has obviously compromised this account... nietzsche retired weeks ago...

Subject: nietzsche retirement thread

i hope the hunters look into this...-Jésus noir


he said he retired from playing... he didn't say he retired from bitching
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby nietzsche on Thu Feb 19, 2015 7:04 pm

round 1, first turn:


2015-02-19 16:51:41 - jdcard80 received 3 troops for 4 regions
2015-02-19 16:51:48 - jdcard80 deployed 3 troops on Mumbai
2015-02-19 16:51:54 - jdcard80 assaulted Bangkok from Mumbai and conquered it from nietzsche
2015-02-19 16:51:56 - jdcard80 assaulted Dubai from Mumbai and conquered it from nietzsche
2015-02-19 16:52:03 - jdcard80 assaulted Berlin from Moscow and conquered it from nietzsche
2015-02-19 16:52:06 - jdcard80 assaulted Cairo from Dubai and conquered it from nietzsche
2015-02-19 16:52:12 - jdcard80 reinforced Manila with 2 troops from Beijing
2015-02-19 16:52:12 - jdcard80 ended the turn and got spoils
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby DaGip on Thu Feb 19, 2015 7:21 pm

Can we please stop using swear words?
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby Serbia on Thu Feb 19, 2015 8:04 pm

DaGip wrote:Can we please stop using swear words?


No.

Bollocks.
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby jefjef on Thu Feb 19, 2015 9:31 pm

DaGip wrote:Can nietzsche please stop using words?



Fixed.

Ballicks.
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby Mr_Adams on Thu Feb 19, 2015 11:40 pm

owenshooter wrote:farewell!!!-Jn



I haven't been on this site in 2 years, and the top discussion in the forums is nietzche threatening to quit over the dice and Owen saying good riddance...
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Feb 20, 2015 1:21 am

DaGip wrote:Can we please stop using swear words?

Which ones? "Dice"?
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby owenshooter on Fri Feb 20, 2015 10:02 am

Mr_Adams wrote:
owenshooter wrote:farewell!!!-Jn



I haven't been on this site in 2 years, and the top discussion in the forums is nietzche threatening to quit over the dice and Owen saying good riddance...

and your point? :D :D -Jésus noir
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby notyou2 on Fri Feb 20, 2015 3:54 pm

Leave already sneetch
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby nietzsche on Sun Mar 01, 2015 3:15 am

so i decide to play again after a while because I was pissed at the dice...

this is what i get:

Game 15401847

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Game 15401969
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby betiko on Sun Mar 01, 2015 5:58 am

nietzsche wrote:so i decide to play again after a while because I was pissed at the dice...

this is what i get:

Game 15401847

Game 15401900

Game 15401969


so you mean you were still playing on this site colonel nietzsche after your farewell?
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby ConfederateSS on Sun Mar 01, 2015 9:07 am

----Well,we know what account Micheal Jordan uses. :lol: . Who cares ,I've had 1 army and 1 terr. and won..I've had my enemy up against the wall 70 vs 3, then 2 vs 1, then 1 vs 1.He cashed in a 3 set and wiped me out. Lose a 1,000 ,play a 1,000 more. Win a 1,000 play a 1,000 more. That happens in real life games. You are far better than some of you family and friends. But they roll 6's all day long with no strategy.Damn..I roll 1's in RISK and 6's in Allies & Axis ,that's when you get to throw the real dice at the wall or at your friends and family.HA!HA!HA! .But you don't quit. You just don't play anymore and post in Babble-On Five. :lol: :lol: .ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion). ;)
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby nietzsche on Wed Mar 04, 2015 1:30 am

YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING SHITTING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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I CANNOT GET FUCKING ORANGE'S CARDS IN A 5VS1 AND OF COURSE HE GETS HIM AND HAS A DOUBLE SET WITH 6 CARDS

AND OF COURSE HE CAN KILL 9VS12 WITH 5 LEFT






what is the fucking point???????????

i outplay this asshole, i lose a 5vs1 and he takes 55 points from me... had i won I would've made like 6 points.
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby Razorvich on Wed Mar 04, 2015 6:45 am

nietzsche wrote:
i outplay this asshole, i lose a 5vs1 and he takes 55 points from me... had i won I would've made like 6 points.


All i can say is that it takes a certain type of player to put himself out there to take on anyone... and risk the 55 points.

There are a lot around that wouldn't even think of it..

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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby blackdragon1661 on Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:12 am

nietzsche, I think that you should stop playing poly. Almost all of your lsot games have been on that setting. ;)
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Mar 04, 2015 1:14 pm

Everybody say you sure look funny...
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby nietzsche on Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:32 pm

this is seriously fucked up, 3 games in a row without a chance of competing due to the dice.

I had to win 11 games in a row to get 90 points over 3000 and I lose 3 in a row due to stupidly unfair dice to lose the rank

this is pointless, seriously. I'll stop playing after i recover the rank and that's it


the scoring system sucks.
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby nietzsche on Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:50 pm

with this last opponent I've played 7 games total.

I check my dice stats vs him and it's negative, considerably negative over 7 games. Not talking -1%, but -4%, -5% etc. We're talking over 700 troops.

Despite that. I've won 5, he's won 2. But, I've won 60 points, and he's won 67.

I don't see what else can I do against odds like that. The score system is flawed. This makes you go and play a headache map in poly trench to be a conqueror. Or invite new recruits to your games with the promise you'll teach them. Or make multiple biltz accounts. Or invent roomates.

Very few high ranks wants to play speed normal games because they know, even though their skill is good, they know they'll lose 40 points.

betiko carefully kept his score over 3500 for almost a year. Then he decided he wanted to play speed games. He lost 700 points in a few days even though he was winning like 70% of the games.
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby nietzsche on Thu Mar 12, 2015 2:24 pm

Look at this

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8 games, and that's the dice between us. I managed to win 5 games vs him but still in points he's ahead 105 vs 60.




I'm confused here. What am I to do? Keep complaining? Simply take the value off it and stop playing? Or should I come up with a clever scheme to gain points? What if this was fixed somehow? Rank-restricted games, or maybe a better scoring system..
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby nietzsche on Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:30 am

SERIOUSLY WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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