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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby nietzsche on Fri May 01, 2015 6:44 pm

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come on...


no matter how good i play that game wasn't winnable. Seriously I was about to steal the game after serious dice raping, but Krapht has a set with 3 cards with three of his colours!
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby nietzsche on Mon May 04, 2015 1:14 am

Game 15609695

I was down 22 troops (64 to 42) after 4 turns.

wtf man.

go f*ck youserlf bigwham and all the mods and demonfork too.

the only two games i've won in the past days is because battlemania and some other guy got timedout before getting a card/forting in the last turns.



do i need to explain you again that i'm winning 10 points per game and losing 30-40 per game? some fairness would be cool. Or should i become a farmer in citymogul or conquerrome or the bees map or galipoli in order to advance in the scoreboard?
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby TeeGee on Mon May 04, 2015 5:13 am

It is the way the scoreboard is designed, the higher you climb, the faster you fall..


Where should i be flicking myself?
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby nietzsche on Mon May 04, 2015 1:23 pm

because i want more points. Convince bW to give me 500 points and I'll stop bothering people with this thread.
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby demonfork on Mon May 04, 2015 2:46 pm

nietzsche wrote:Game 15609695

I was down 22 troops (64 to 42) after 4 turns.

wtf man.

go f*ck youserlf bigwham and all the mods and demonfork too.

the only two games i've won in the past days is because battlemania and some other guy got timedout before getting a card/forting in the last turns.



do i need to explain you again that i'm winning 10 points per game and losing 30-40 per game? some fairness would be cool. Or should i become a farmer in citymogul or conquerrome or the bees map or galipoli in order to advance in the scoreboard?


f*ck you Gary... You're just not very good at this game.

Sorry about your little butt.
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby nietzsche on Tue May 05, 2015 1:12 am

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next game, again.

i quit playing until i devise a way to get higher. Yes, i will become a farmer.

It's impossible to claim higher playing fair games.
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby ronsizzle on Tue May 05, 2015 1:32 am

all about freestyle
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby betiko on Tue May 05, 2015 3:04 am

nietzsche wrote:Game 15613189


next game, again.

i quit playing until i devise a way to get higher. Yes, i will become a farmer.

It's impossible to claim higher playing fair games.


Play team games. With good yet not too well ranked teammates you can get decent points from your victories and lose reasonable points when you do lose.
Other advice to reduce dice impact; the philadelphia poly 4 for example. Or just play escalating poly 4 on large maps with fog you douche.
You think you can get to general playing all your games with poly 4 classic???
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby nietzsche on Tue May 05, 2015 12:27 pm

betiko wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Game 15613189


next game, again.

i quit playing until i devise a way to get higher. Yes, i will become a farmer.

It's impossible to claim higher playing fair games.


Play team games. With good yet not too well ranked teammates you can get decent points from your victories and lose reasonable points when you do lose.
Other advice to reduce dice impact; the philadelphia poly 4 for example. Or just play escalating poly 4 on large maps with fog you douche.
You think you can get to general playing all your games with poly 4 classic???


it would be more valuable to me than playing on settings that the other player/team wouldnt really understand.

i think i will start playing multiplayer-esc-foggy-freestyle-casual games with high ranked players. I always did well in those but stopped playing them because it's tiresome checking the games every two hours.
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby nietzsche on Sat May 16, 2015 2:37 pm

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I haven't been playing because my luck is terrible, I decided to give it a try again and 2 games stupid asshole dick fucking luck!!!

So i decide to play a game vs saxi, he plays so randomly even with bad dice I can win

Game 15647588

I can't see the map! and everything is weird, gets fixed in like round 4-5 though. He keeps killing 3 territs of mine with 4 troops after deploy. I had awful dice, but I'm forting for a surprise, I cash my green set (waited for five cards) deploy and have 18 to attack. I killed 2(neutral),1,1 1,1,1 with that 18, then saxi starts his rainbow party. I had 8 cards total, was able to cash a red and a green set. saxi cashed 2 rainbows with his first 6 cards.



And then,

Game 15647652


Bad dice from the start, I miss kill 3vs1, opponent kills 7vs8 with 5 left, kills 5vs5 in key spot in brazil, i miss cards, etc etc. Survive to get a chance, work on work on it, he threatens yellow cause goes something like 6vs6,1,1 with ~5 left but i still survive, then i have it all set up so that he kills as many yellows as he can and then I steal the kill taking a last card with yellow, but he gets a 3 card set with bonus from where he's going to attack, so instead of something 7vs6,3,2 he goes like 16 vs6,3,2 and kills an extra 3,1 and has around 10 left.


But still i can work a shot, all i have to do is kill 4,1,1,1 with 11 to steal orange with 4 cards and mid turn cash and msot likely win it from there. But I go 11vs4 and fail!!!!!!!!! Killed 1 lost 10!!!!!!, and next he goes 12vs7 with with 10 left, 8vs5 with 7 left.....


Seriously WTF??

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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby nietzsche on Sat May 23, 2015 1:03 am

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







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WTFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









seriously wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!

the fucking game started with this idiot attacking 2vs3 and he left bunch of 1s there, the only way this dude could've won this game is uber fucking bullshit, I fucking imagine bigWham watching the game with a big laugh and modifying the dice and the sets so that that idiot win.




let me tell you how he managed a come back.

6vs 3,4 with 6 left, then i go 10 vs6 and I kill 2, lose 8, then he goes 7vs6 and he has 7 left!!!!!!!!!!!

but that's not all, even with those attacks i have it under control, but he goes 4vs2,2 and kills it with 4 left, still, under control, but then he starts with the key 3-card sets. ok, still under control, taking my turn with blue, need to kill 3 with 10 to fort the rest to yellow, even if he kills 1,1,1 with 4 (green) and cashes, he won't kill yellow who has a set,. but I fail, kill 1 lose 8. Still, under control, with all the luck he's had, killing 1,1,1 with 4 is HIGHLY unlikely. BUT HE DOES!!!!!!!!!!!


GIME A FUCKING BREAK THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE THING IS GETTING IN MY NERVES.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO PLAY THIS SHIT A LITTLE MORE AND IF THIS BULLSHIT DOESN'T END I QUIT THIS FUCKING SITE FOREVER>
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby WingCmdr Ginkapo on Sat May 23, 2015 4:20 am

cool story bro
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby khazalid on Sat May 23, 2015 8:14 am

calling mad bullshit on that one
had i been wise, i would have seen that her simplicity cost her a fortune
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby clangfield on Sat May 23, 2015 10:36 am

So, just to check... you got your rank and 47% wins with sheer skill, but the 53% you lost were down to bad dice? And your perfectly average dice stats are misleading because every time you throw a five, they throw 6, but when you throw a six, they throw a one?

Do you have any interesting stories about the time when you attacked 5 with 10 and kept 9?
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby Dukasaur on Sat May 23, 2015 2:02 pm

For me the interesting part of this thread is not the stories of nietzche's troubles with tribblesdice.

What I find fascinating is the phonetics of the title. Do I pronounce it "fuckingen"? Or is it a whole extra syllable, like "fuckin [hard stop] gn".

Is the second n silent, as in gnu, or are both n's silent, like fuckigg? Is it akin to the Dutch, like Gottingen, or is it more of a Spanish thing, like Ignaz?
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby iAmCaffeine on Sat May 23, 2015 2:08 pm

Dukasaur wrote:For me the interesting part of this thread is not the stories of nietzche's troubles with tribblesdice.

What I find fascinating is the phonetics of the title. Do I pronounce it "fuckingen"? Or is it a whole extra syllable, like "fuckin [hard stop] gn".

Is the second n silent, as in gnu, or are both n's silent, like fuckigg? Is it akin to the Dutch, like Gottingen, or is it more of a Spanish thing, like Ignaz?


Since when is the 'n' silent in gnu?
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby Dukasaur on Sat May 23, 2015 2:12 pm

iAmCaffeine wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:For me the interesting part of this thread is not the stories of nietzche's troubles with tribblesdice.

What I find fascinating is the phonetics of the title. Do I pronounce it "fuckingen"? Or is it a whole extra syllable, like "fuckin [hard stop] gn".

Is the second n silent, as in gnu, or are both n's silent, like fuckigg? Is it akin to the Dutch, like Gottingen, or is it more of a Spanish thing, like Ignaz?


Since when is the 'n' silent in gnu?

Lol, you're right. I got that backwards.... :lol:
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Re: this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

Postby notyou2 on Thu Oct 01, 2015 6:29 am

Don't fret my friends our beloved Messican shall return in January
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