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Postby a.sub on Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:06 pm

If you have read the pick up line thread then you get the point of this thread.
i wanna commit suicide, but i only understand advice and proverbs that are about conquer club,
either help or kill me, that part is up to you,
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Re: Conquer Club-fucius

Postby 72o on Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:08 pm

Confucius say, man who think he has enough troops to eliminate opponent, need at least 2 more.
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Re: Conquer Club-fucius

Postby khazalid on Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:13 pm

he whose mood is changeable as random number generator should go the full kamchatka
had i been wise, i would have seen that her simplicity cost her a fortune
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Re: Conquer Club-fucius

Postby MrBenn on Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:52 pm

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Re: Conquer Club-fucius

Postby ParadiceCity9 on Tue Dec 15, 2009 7:37 pm

Clubfucius say, never trust 4v1's--no matter what the stats say, you will lose them 65% of the time.
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Re: Conquer Club-fucius

Postby Georgerx7di on Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:49 pm

If you auto and fail, you must do the honorable thing, [hands over a sword].
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Re: Conquer Club-fucius

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:06 pm

Never underestimate the strength of one troop.


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Re: Conquer Club-fucius

Postby Dako on Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:25 pm

Statistics and odds were designed by evil gods of war to fool the strategist. They just don't apply.

15 is always stronger than 20, you just fear to attack 15vs20 and win.

Never base your moves on previous experience. It doesn't matter anyway.
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Re: Conquer Club-fucius

Postby Georgerx7di on Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:56 pm

Con-Belichick say, "stats are for loosers, final scores are for winners".
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Re: Conquer Club-fucius

Postby vodean on Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:09 pm

confucious say: if you need hack dice to win, do!Better live in forum zan die Feudal War!! Confucious spoked.
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Re: Conquer Club-fucius

Postby Begbie on Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:50 pm

Clubfucious say: "Physics and philosophy velly same. Like magnet attlact metal, attacker tlipple six attlact defender double six"
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Re: Conquer Club-fucius

Postby StephenB on Wed Dec 16, 2009 3:05 pm

SomeEmoKid wrote:If you have read the pick up line thread then you get the point of this thread.
i wanna commit suicide, but i only understand advice and proverbs that are about conquer club,
either help or kill me, that part is up to you,
GO!

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Re: Conquer Club-fucius

Postby Johnny Rockets on Wed Dec 16, 2009 3:09 pm

Clubfucius Say: Fear Not the Doodle. Practice and Master.....so when others play Doodle, they will fear You
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Re: Conquer Club-fucius

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Dec 16, 2009 5:12 pm

Clubfucius says: "He who deadbeats earns the greatest scorn."


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Re: Conquer Club-fucius

Postby sully800 on Wed Dec 16, 2009 5:19 pm

Begbie wrote:Clubfucious say: "Physics and philosophy velly same. Like magnet attlact metal, attacker tlipple six attlact defender double six"


You are doing your racism wrong. The stereotype is that l's sound like r's, not the opposite (which is what you wrote).
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Re: Conquer Club-fucius

Postby Begbie on Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:50 pm

sully800 wrote:
Begbie wrote:Clubfucious say: "Physics and philosophy velly same. Like magnet attlact metal, attacker tlipple six attlact defender double six"


You are doing your racism wrong. The stereotype is that l's sound like r's, not the opposite (which is what you wrote).


Im sorry - racism?!?!?! It would be greatly appreciated if you could explain why you would publicly make that accusation, and on what basis. Perhaps while you're at it to could let me know, under the terms of your sterotype, how 'dipshit' would sound, and perhaps 'asshole'? Cheers :D
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Re: Conquer Club-fucius

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:18 am

Confucius says "Too may cooks spoils the quad team".
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Re: Conquer Club-fucius

Postby sully800 on Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:58 am

Begbie wrote:Im sorry - racism?!?!?! It would be greatly appreciated if you could explain why you would publicly make that accusation, and on what basis. Perhaps while you're at it to could let me know, under the terms of your sterotype, how 'dipshit' would sound, and perhaps 'asshole'? Cheers :D


No need to get worked up and flame, it just seemed like your post was an attempt to sound like Confucius and I found it very hard to read since you switched all the r's to l's (which doesn't make a lot of sense).

Clubfucius say, when map almost finished wait 6 more months to release it. :P
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Re: Conquer Club-fucius

Postby Begbie on Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:59 pm

sully800 wrote:
Begbie wrote:Im sorry - racism?!?!?! It would be greatly appreciated if you could explain why you would publicly make that accusation, and on what basis. Perhaps while you're at it to could let me know, under the terms of your sterotype, how 'dipshit' would sound, and perhaps 'asshole'? Cheers :D


No need to get worked up and flame, it just seemed like your post was an attempt to sound like Confucius and I found it very hard to read since you switched all the r's to l's (which doesn't make a lot of sense).:P


Well mate - something being hard to read, thats a bit different to an inference of rascism..........
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Re: Conquer Club-fucius

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:58 pm

Clubfucius says: "Know your enemies...consider their ratings and tags."


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Re: Conquer Club-fucius

Postby john9blue on Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:53 pm

Yeah this is all mild racism, but who cares? Everybody's racist.

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Re: Conquer Club-fucius

Postby the.killing.44 on Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:19 pm

Begbie wrote:
sully800 wrote:
Begbie wrote:Clubfucious say: "Physics and philosophy velly same. Like magnet attlact metal, attacker tlipple six attlact defender double six"


You are doing your racism wrong. The stereotype is that l's sound like r's, not the opposite (which is what you wrote).


Im sorry - racism?!?!?! It would be greatly appreciated if you could explain why you would publicly make that accusation, and on what basis. Perhaps while you're at it to could let me know, under the terms of your sterotype, how 'dipshit' would sound, and perhaps 'asshole'? Cheers :D

Uhh, then what were you trying to do?
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Re: Conquer Club-fucius

Postby zimmah on Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:01 pm

sully800 wrote:
Begbie wrote:Clubfucious say: "Physics and philosophy velly same. Like magnet attlact metal, attacker tlipple six attlact defender double six"


You are doing your racism wrong. The stereotype is that l's sound like r's, not the opposite (which is what you wrote).



in fact, both the r's and the l's sound like a hybrid.


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Re: Conquer Club-fucius

Postby vodean on Sat Dec 19, 2009 7:37 am

conclubfucious say: see my dice and armies, your rank conqueror will become.
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Re: Conquer Club-fucius

Postby legionbuck on Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:29 pm

He who believes "dice" are random a bigger fool than one who uses auto assault.
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