name change

by **Master Bush** on Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:02 am

I would like to change my name. Bush is the last name of my former girlfriend, and we shared this account. Can someone help me.

by **IcePack** on Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:08 am

Master Bush wrote:I would like to change my name. Bush is the last name of my former girlfriend, and we shared this account. Can someone help me.

submit an eticket

http://support.conquerclub.com/

by **owenshooter** on Mon Mar 20, 2017 1:52 am

Master Bush wrote:EMASCULATE; e·mas·cu·late, ēˈmaskyəˌlāt/

verb
past tense: emasculated; past participle: emasculated
1.
deprive (a man) of his male role or identity.
"he feels emasculated because he cannot control his sons' behavior"
2.
make (a person, idea, or piece of legislation) weaker or less effective.
"our winner-take-all elections emasculate fringe parties"
synonyms: weaken, enfeeble, debilitate, erode, undermine, cripple; More

not sure an eticket can solve this...-Bj

by **BrutalBob** on Mon Mar 20, 2017 1:55 am

owenshooter wrote:
Master Bush wrote:EMASCULATE; e·mas·cu·late, ēˈmaskyəˌlāt/

verb
past tense: emasculated; past participle: emasculated
1.
deprive (a man) of his male role or identity.
"he feels emasculated because he cannot control his sons' behavior"
2.
make (a person, idea, or piece of legislation) weaker or less effective.
"our winner-take-all elections emasculate fringe parties"
synonyms: weaken, enfeeble, debilitate, erode, undermine, cripple; More

Heres a joke I saw in 1996 when the internet was new.

What I do is make a fake quote and pretend that this is what you said.

As a gag, do you find it as timeless as I do, or do you think I should move on?

I do it quite a bit and find it hysterical every time

Nah

by **owenshooter** on Mon Mar 20, 2017 2:00 am

BrutalBob wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
Master Bush wrote:EMASCULATE; e·mas·cu·late, ēˈmaskyəˌlāt/

verb
past tense: emasculated; past participle: emasculated
1.
deprive (a man) of his male role or identity.
"he feels emasculated because he cannot control his sons' behavior"
2.
make (a person, idea, or piece of legislation) weaker or less effective.
"our winner-take-all elections emasculate fringe parties"
synonyms: weaken, enfeeble, debilitate, erode, undermine, cripple; More

not sure an eticket can solve this...-Bj

Heres a joke I saw in 1996 when the internet was new.

What I do is make a fake quote and pretend that this is what you said.

As a gag, do you find it as timeless as I do, or do you think I should move on?

I do it quite a bit and find it hysterical every time

that pretty much went right over your head, but cool story about the origins of the internet... let me know when you figure it all out!!!-Bj

p.s.-funny is funny... period.

by **BrutalBob** on Mon Mar 20, 2017 3:07 am

owenshooter wrote:
BrutalBob wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
Master Bush wrote:EMASCULATE; e·mas·cu·late, ēˈmaskyəˌlāt/

verb
past tense: emasculated; past participle: emasculated
1.
deprive (a man) of his male role or identity.
"he feels emasculated because he cannot control his sons' behavior"
2.
make (a person, idea, or piece of legislation) weaker or less effective.
"our winner-take-all elections emasculate fringe parties"
synonyms: weaken, enfeeble, debilitate, erode, undermine, cripple; More

not sure an eticket can solve this...-Bj

Heres a joke I saw in 1996 when the internet was new.

What I do is make a fake quote and pretend that this is what you said.

As a gag, do you find it as timeless as I do, or do you think I should move on?

I do it quite a bit and find it hysterical every time

that pretty much went right over your head, but cool story about the origins of the internet... let me know when you figure it all out!!!-Bj

p.s.-funny is funny... period.

It wasnt really complex. I did "get it", just that your "schtick" as you say, isnt that funny.

BTW there is two types of funny. If you dont know that, one of them is you

by **2dimes** on Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:47 pm

Was that Debra Bush from Winnipeg? Gonna change it to Donald?

by **demonfork** on Mon Mar 20, 2017 5:24 pm

Aren't shared accounts against the rules?

Doesn't a shared account fall under the multi rule?

by **BoganGod** on Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:27 pm

demonfork wrote:Aren't shared accounts against the rules?

Doesn't a shared account fall under the multi rule?

Shut up Gary, Talcum X almighty was going to suggest that next. You are stealing his thunder. Cultural misappropriation is a crime to most SJW goons on this site.

by **riskllama** on Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:31 pm

yeah but, i don't think they're sharing anything, anymore. she got the car, the house & the money. he got the dog and the CC account.

by **2dimes** on Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:48 pm

It was a cat.

by **riskllama** on Mon Mar 20, 2017 10:51 pm

what a rip.
:evil:

by **TeeGee** on Tue Mar 21, 2017 12:38 am

2dimes wrote:It was a cat.

She ran it over as she drove away

by **Master Bush** on Tue Mar 21, 2017 2:46 am

By "shared" the account, I mean we started the account together, and she played for a week here back in 2006 before never playing again.

by **BoganGod** on Tue Mar 21, 2017 11:53 pm

TeeGee wrote:
2dimes wrote:It was a cat.

She ran it over as she drove away

Mate, that there is the comment of the week.

by **2dimes** on Sun Jul 31, 2022 6:37 am

I'm kind of disappointed Master Shake ignored my Miss Debbie joke.

by **PureStink** on Sun Jul 31, 2022 5:07 pm

IcePack wrote:
Master Bush wrote:I would like to change my name. Bush is the last name of my former girlfriend, and we shared this account. Can someone help me.

submit an eticket

http://support.conquerclub.com/

Five years later and Master "Bates" Bush is still waiting for his name to be updated =D>

At this point it would be simpler just to get back together with his ex-girlfriend.

by **SoN!c** on Sun Jul 31, 2022 5:22 pm

PureStink wrote:
IcePack wrote:
Master Bush wrote:I would like to change my name. Bush is the last name of my former girlfriend, and we shared this account. Can someone help me.

submit an eticket

http://support.conquerclub.com/

Five years later and Master "Bates" Bush is still waiting for his name to be updated

At this point it would be simpler just to get back together with his ex-girlfriend.

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