I have a hostage.

[2dimes]

I am holding Saxibot, whambot, Cybabe, hostage in Game 18481958Game 18482046 Game 19144669 Game 19156938 Game 19163894Game 19176061Game 23429471

My demands are simple.

• one light single airplane, prefer an ACA Decathalon or a Cessna 172N, full of fuel
• one Colman cooler with ice
• six 250 ml Dr Peppers
• a 10" pizza
• eleven piddle packs

The following are preferred toppings for pizza.

• Jalpenos
• olives
• onions
• tomatoes
• green pepers
• pineapple
• banana peppers
• three cheese blend

If there is corn on the pizza the hostage will be dumped in a large body of water.

[Symmetry]

We've got some of your list, but the rest will take time:

1) Piddle stained Playboys- done
2) A cool doctor with a six pack- done
3) Pizza with peepers and Jalpeno- this took time, but we got it done

We'll need more time and a show of good faith before we provide a fueled up Debbie Gibson.

[TeeGee]

sassbot has offered herself in place of the Cessna, she reckons she can make you fly

[betiko]

You are right who puts fucking corn on pizzas

[TeeGee]

You are right who puts fucking corn on pizzas

CORN??? ON PIZZA?????????

Is that really a thing?

[TeeGee]

Don't worry, we have released whambot

2018-08-26 02:16:59 - Round limit reached

2dimes is now on the loose and there is a 500 Conquer Credit reward for his capture

DEAD (or alive)

[Symmetry]

You are right who puts fucking corn on pizzas

CORN??? ON PIZZA?????????

Is that really a thing?

Sadly, yes. Nobody knows why.

[DoomYoshi]

This is how I make it:

[elfish_lad]

I am holding Saxibot whambot hostage in Game 18481958 Game 18482046 my demands are simple.

• one Cessna 172N full of fuel
• one Colman cooler with ice
• six 250 ml Dr Peppers
• one copy of Playboy magazine featuring Debbie Gibson in new condition
• a medium pizza
• eleven piddle packs

The following are preferred toppings for pizza.

• Jalpenos
• olives
• onions
• tomatoes
• green peepers
• pineapple
• three cheese blend

If there is corn on the pissa the hostage will be dumped in a large body of water.

Ooh... I was with ya till the fruit. No fruit on pizza.

[2dimes]

Cybabe likes sausage and banana pizza.

Game 18486082

[Symmetry]

I am holding Saxibot whambot hostage in Game 18481958 Game 18482046 my demands are simple.

• one Cessna 172N full of fuel
• one Colman cooler with ice
• six 250 ml Dr Peppers
• one copy of Playboy magazine featuring Debbie Gibson in new condition
• a medium pizza
• eleven piddle packs

The following are preferred toppings for pizza.

• Jalpenos
• olives
• onions
• tomatoes
• green peepers
• pineapple
• three cheese blend

If there is corn on the pissa the hostage will be dumped in a large body of water.

Ooh... I was with ya till the fruit. No fruit on pizza.

WTF- I can't have tomato on pizza now? That's BS.

Tomato in the sauce and, if I want, on the topping.

No peppers? No chills? Kid, you're in a fantasy, Elfish Lad.

I'm taking hostages.

[2dimes]

So just onions, cheese and crust is left there?

[2dimes]

Oops. I killed Cybabe.

[riskllama]

corn nuts, perhaps...

[2dimes]

Now, stop fooling around.

Game 18488694

[elfish_lad]

I’m so drunk atm that I thought it read, “I am a hostage” and clicked in to read the drama. Then? I remembered the whole fucking Pizza misunderstanding. And that I posted in this thread before. Then? I forgot I was posting something.

Long landscaping week makes 1 Vodka-7 lead to a few others. (An old Confusion saying.)

Are you being treated well 2dimes?

E.

(The fucking thread is just so much more interesting with the bots holding you hostage.)

[2dimes]

Saxibot is not as supple as Saxitoxin but I have no complaints, aside from sheet stain bringing items that lead to me accidentally killing Cybabe.

[Symmetry]

Please I only have a short time while Symmetry is distracted. We don't know what he wants, but he keeps saying that oranges are not the only fruit.

Save us Obi-Wan-2d.

[2dimes]

How many of you use that account?

We've got some of your list, but the rest will take time:

1) Piddle stained Playboys- done
2) A cool doctor with a six pack- done
3) Pizza with peepers and Jalpeno- this took time, but we got it done

We'll need more time and a show of good faith before we provide a fueled up Debbie Gibson.

This makes more sense now that I noticed the bizarre spelling errors in the OP. I fixed a couple.

[Symmetry]

How many of you use that account?

We've got some of your list, but the rest will take time:

1) Piddle stained Playboys- done
2) A cool doctor with a six pack- done
3) Pizza with peepers and Jalpeno- this took time, but we got it done

We'll need more time and a show of good faith before we provide a fueled up Debbie Gibson.

This makes more sense now that I noticed the bizarre spelling errors in the OP. I fixed a couple.

Congrats.

[2dimes]

Ok.

[2dimes]

I cornered saxibot but then reached the round limit.

Game 20128463