The Conquer Gods

by **BigBallinStalin** on Wed Mar 19, 2014 10:42 am

The Conquer Gods are recruiting for deities at your skill level! You have won 1 Drab Conquer Star!

Yeah, well, the Conquer Gods can shove it. I'm tired of their spam.

by **degaston** on Wed Mar 19, 2014 11:08 am

Post any evidence of Conquer Gods here?

(You might try to point to the various stars that are bestowed upon us like manna from heaven, but I'm sure that they will one day be explained by science.)

by **AndyDufresne** on Wed Mar 19, 2014 11:36 am

I did a google search for "conquer club god" and below are first returned images. Somewhere in there, is a picture of Conquer Club's God, or perhaps they are all Gods.

Click image to enlarge.

--Andy

by **loutil** on Wed Mar 19, 2014 11:56 am

AndyDufresne wrote:I did a google search for "conquer club god" and below are first returned images. Somewhere in there, is a picture of Conquer Club's God, or perhaps they are all Gods.

Click image to enlarge.

--Andy

.50 cent hot wings...That is certainly evidence of a God

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by **Gilligan** on Wed Mar 19, 2014 12:16 pm

Classic Art whaaaaaaaat

by **Koganosi** on Wed Mar 19, 2014 12:31 pm

Gilligan wrote:Classic Art whaaaaaaaat

Thats exactly what I thought!

Urs

Koganosi

by **Butters1919** on Wed Mar 19, 2014 12:36 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:I did a google search for "conquer club god" and below are first returned images. Somewhere in there, is a picture of Conquer Club's God, or perhaps they are all Gods.
--Andy

The Detroit Lions certainly have no godly powers!

by **Roofless** on Thu Mar 20, 2014 6:59 am

OMG. I just won more than one star after finishing a game.

The Conquer Gods are recruiting for deities at your skill level! You have won 1 Box: 20 Auburn Conquer Stars!

by **Gilligan** on Thu Mar 20, 2014 7:17 am

Roofless wrote:OMG. I just won more than one star after finishing a game.

The Conquer Gods are recruiting for deities at your skill level! You have won 1 Box: 20 Auburn Conquer Stars!

by **thegreekdog** on Thu Mar 20, 2014 8:26 am

AndyDufresne wrote:I did a google search for "conquer club god" and below are first returned images. Somewhere in there, is a picture of Conquer Club's God, or perhaps they are all Gods.

Click image to enlarge.

--Andy

A lot of OTers on that. I like it.

by **Dukasaur** on Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:58 am

AndyDufresne wrote:I did a google search for "conquer club god" and below are first returned images. Somewhere in there, is a picture of Conquer Club's God, or perhaps they are all Gods.

Click image to enlarge.

--Andy

Conquer Club Dispatch made the list. Truly evidence that there is a God!

by **slashion** on Thu Nov 13, 2014 7:20 pm

god, the conquer gods hate me. I sacrificed 3 silver stars, told them i love and worship them, and they gave me one frickin purple star back

by **Serbia** on Thu Nov 13, 2014 8:25 pm

Butters1919 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:I did a google search for "conquer club god" and below are first returned images. Somewhere in there, is a picture of Conquer Club's God, or perhaps they are all Gods.
--Andy

The Detroit Lions certainly have no godly powers!

But apparently I do!

Bollocks.

by **ConfederateSS** on Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:35 pm

I don't know if the High Command steals..........She maybe Norse,Greek,Indian both inda and nat.amer.Roman etc,etc,etc....If you have played me ,over the years.....You would have seen.......HELLO,MAY THE GODDESS OF "VICTORY",BLESS ALL OUR DICE ROLLS!!!!!!!....Gods,...'The South',,,SHALL RISE AGAIN...could the High Command quit stealing my lines...hahaha....if you going to use one of my ideas..try the one about big sponsership..maybe ..Snickers or Pepsi .they help all other poor causes..hahaha!!!..ConfederateSS..out!!!!!!!!!!!

by **Heg** on Sat Nov 15, 2014 8:02 am

I think the conquer gods should be less picky about which offerings they take and accept my Halloween stuff. The ungrateful bastard.

by **riskllama** on Tue Dec 02, 2014 4:12 pm

I got some peanut butter smeared on a playing card last time I logged in...

by **BoganGod** on Wed Dec 03, 2014 10:53 am

Heg wrote:I think the conquer gods should be less picky about which offerings they take and accept my Halloween stuff. The ungrateful bastard.

Surely you are familiar with the tale of Cain and Abel. A lovely allegorical tale of a blood thirsty diety who disliked vegetables. A gardener moved to murder because god played favourites. God/gods have always been capricious. I pride myself on keeping people guessing.

by **AlexCox** on Sun Oct 30, 2016 9:32 am

These things are utterly pointless - i have no idea what the tokens are for anyhow - either buy a premium or shove it is what the conquer gods should say - and by the way a premium isn't worth the cost - I mean check out the game finder - there are players spamming it with 10 identical game settings - often with fog trench to medal collect with little or no regard as to the suitability of that map to those settings only trying to gain medals 3 at once for cross map and 2 game styles per win even if the game will be agonising for all involved - the only thing a premium can help you with really is if you get trapped in an ill-conceived game started with that motive - you can work around that by not joining in the first place mostly

by **owenshooter** on Sun Oct 30, 2016 10:10 am

AlexCox wrote:These things are utterly pointless

kind of like a 2 year bump of a dead thread...-Bj

by **ConfederateSS** on Mon Oct 31, 2016 7:33 am

ConfederateSS wrote:I don't know if the High Command steals..........She maybe Norse,Greek,Indian both inda and nat.amer.Roman etc,etc,etc....If you have played me ,over the years.....You would have seen.......HELLO,MAY THE GODDESS OF "VICTORY",BLESS ALL OUR DICE ROLLS!!!!!!!....Gods,...'The South',,,SHALL RISE AGAIN...could the High Command quit stealing my lines...hahaha....if you going to use one of my ideas..try the one about big sponsership..maybe ..Snickers or Pepsi .they help all other poor causes..hahaha!!!..ConfederateSS..out!!!!!!!!!!!

------THE GOOD OLD DAYS... =D>