OMG! THE DICE SUCK!
In addition to the dice sucking, I am drunk; and this makes dice sucking that much more suckyier! And any help from any imaginary Dice Gods only shows how desperate I am and how much I am willing to become excommunicated from my church! (if I had a church!)
Okay, well...enough of me...how 'bout you?
(I got my liederhosen on and my replica Monty Python and the Holy Grail's French Knight's helmet on and all I am going to do until I pass out is say: Ni!)