Conquer Club

For the 66th edition of the CC Newsletter, former Discussions Moderator and veteran clan player Master Fenrir will be interviewed.

Ask Away!

Hey, MF, how much longer before I come off your foe list? Just get that Random Gold already!!

What the hell, dude? Really?

Let's get the boring one out of the way first: why have your Hard Balls been absent from the newsletter?

If a Twilight marathon was running on TV, and you had no DVR or recording device, which movie would you choose to miss in order to take your CC turns, and why?

If you could gift premium to one member of KORT, who would it be, and why?

Do you have a weakness to silver bullets? Or just attractive women?

Take the following list of beverages:
- mug of hot chocolate
- glass of wine
- can of cheap beer
- bottle of micro-brew beer
- bottle of fruity hard cider
- shot of tequila
- bottle of carbonated water
- tumbler of whiskey
- cup of hot tea
- glass of absinthe

Please list the CC player most likely to drink each beverage while taking turns on a Friday night.

Would you describe yourself as too big, too strong, too fast, or too good?

Can you recommend a good Sake for n00bs?

Who is the worst player you've ever played with?

Why don't you send me flowers anymore? Is it because I'm the worst player you have ever played with? Are we, as some rumors suggest, actually each other's multi's?

Does this game rank in your top 5 ever played on CC... Game 5452149? How about this one....Game 5380965?

What are your 5 favorite games played?

, for fun just go read the team chat in this one again dude...Game 5382195...my how things have changed since then.

Any major regrets in life?

What is your definition of "greener pastures"?

What the f*ck is up with the dice in your opinion? Can CC be salvaged?

Did you know you are referred to as the Dice Pimp behind your back?

Who is the baldest player you've ever played with?

Would you ever consider farming your way to Conqueror?

Who's thigh do you find the most comfortable to rub thighs with?

IA or FOED? Sake or Whiskey? Asian Bukake or Hentai?

Who's the biggest pain in the ass on CC?

Master Fenrir,

Regarding your Sig. Definitely one of the best on CC:
Do you use Greecian Formula?
Are you a BAMF or just a MF?
How can you roll 7's? my dice only go up to 6
"unable to see own troops" is that code for "big belly, haven't seen junk in years"?
I agree that you are very interesting, but demonfork and caymanmew claim to be even MORE interesting. Please elaborate.
Who does your shirts? some laundromat?

Other:
What's the most women you banged at once? three-some, four-some?
Are you the best player in Immortal Assassins?
Do any of your mistresses call you Fenny Wenny?
How much wood could a Fenrir chuck if a Fenrir could chuck wood?

Spoiler alert, who'd they motherfucking kill in the first book/season?

Favorite teammates, poster, map, color cards?

If conqueror was instead called master, would you be that?

Foxy or trap or foxy trap?

Do you prefer syrup, or jelly?

Gen.LeeGettinhed wrote:Master Fenrir,

Regarding your Sig. Definitely one of the best on CC:
Do you use Greecian Formula?
Are you a BAMF or just a MF?
How can you roll 7's? my dice only go up to 6
"unable to see own troops" is that code for "big belly, haven't seen junk in years"?
I agree that you are very interesting, but demonfork and caymanmew claim to be even MORE interesting. Please elaborate.
Who does your shirts? some laundromat?

Other:
What's the most women you banged at once? three-some, four-some?
Are you the best player in Immortal Assassins?
Do any of your mistresses call you Fenny Wenny?
How much wood could a Fenrir chuck if a Fenrir could chuck wood?

Let me help you here GLG.
he prefers MARF

Where do you get your inspiration for your amazing Hard Balls articles? Must say, they're very well written

How many levels of Fenrir are there? How long did it take you to become Master?

boxers or briefs?
2 scoops or 1?
Jack of all trades or "Master" of none?
Leather or lace?

why did we stop playing quads?

When are you gonna drop magnum on us buddy?

Being the conqueror on CC or being offered $500?

The godfather or the godfather II?

Hottest Spice Girl?

Describe your most embarrassing experience.

Favourite beer?

Favourite rear?

If you could have a super power what would it be?

Are you an ass or breast man?

Have you ever accidentally crossed swords? How about intentionally?

Favorite pizza joint?

What celebrity do you think is hot that most people would go "really???"

Do you, like me, want to piss on nagerous's tits?

What poster or thread do you know will be funny to read?

KoRT or TOFU?

Have you ever shaved your scrotum? What about your back?

Do you have any facial hair?

I've always enjoyed your HardBalls article, Fenrir. I especially enjoyed your interview with Josko, in which you asked some great questions to bring out the real Josko, and let CC get to know him better. Since you're so good at asking all the right questions, I'm going to ask you a couple of your own questions from that interview:

1. What do you do with your free time besides play Conquer Club?

2. Who would you say are the top 10 team players on CC? You can put them in order or not, you’re free to include yourself, and you can give your reasoning if you want.

Lastly, on a more serious note:

3. Will you be my Valentine?

Why did you leave FOED for IA?

What map(s) are you worst at?

OH MAN! I just have too many questions that need answering! Here are the most important ones I think (other than what has already been suggested by the other posters...GREAT POSTS BTW PEEPS!!)

-Since you are a lover of video games, when you used to play SuperMario Bros. games, did you used to die jumping off a cliff to gain a 1Up mushroom, or would you ignore the 1Up?
-Since you are a big lover of Asian women, when your friends tell you "patience", do you still stop and look around frantically, thinking they said, "Asians"??
-Is Duke's mom as hot as he says she is?
-Does Danryan moisturize his bald head?
-when you get out of the shower, how long do you check yourself out in the mirror for, before dressing? What things run through your mind while you are checking yourself out?
-How many times has your partner Wolfpack attacked you in a game thinking you were an opponent? Is his mullet the sexiest hairstyle on CC in your humble opinion?
-Is the rest of your family as brilliant as you, or are you like Arnold Schwartzenegger (spelling??) in the movie Twins, where you are like a Supreme Being, and everyone else is just the left over "sh*t"?
-When you told me once that you can last 2 minutes in bed, did that mean you went twice?
-What is your greatest accomplishment on CC?
-If you could create the ULTIMATE CC clan of 12-15 people, who would those people be? Yes, you are allowed to count yourself 12-15 times if you want.
-Do you have any rolling tricks you do to help achieve great dice? Like leaning from one side or the other? Clicking your mouse with your toes instead of your fingers?
AND FINALLY
-If you could create a soundtrack to your life of awesomeness, what 10 songs would be on it and why?
And why is it that 6 of those songs are Kelly Clarkson songs??!!

That's all for now! Really looking forward to your response!
Cheers