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In the 28th edition of the CC dispatch there is going to be an interrogation of global moderator MeDeFe!

Please post any questions you may have for him here and he will answer them in the next edition!

Why are you named after MDF (medium density fibre) board?

How does it feel to be interviewed immediately after happy2seeyou who is in the sexiest clan ever? Do you cry at night knowing that you have not been invited to join the sexiest clan ever?

What's your favorite meal?

- Were dids youse facination wif english cums from? (a/k/a Why are you a student of the English language?)

- Three posters you like, three posters that drive you nuts.

Obviously you are an American stationed in Germany. Please tell us all of the top secret clandestine spy missions you have gone on that involved you necessarily sleeping with beautiful women and driving an Aston Martin. Or at least one.

Do you think nagerous has a crush on the Godless Heathens, seeing as how he keeps interviewing them? Does he secretly want to be one of us?

Did you know there is someone on facebook with the first name Medefe?
And is it you?

How much of a stalker is lurkerleader after that question?

How many continents do you go for in any one game.Do you ever get greedy ?

Seeing as you have won a battle royale in round 111, Game 3957177 - Can you describe your general mood as the game progressed?

Also if there is to be another Whack-A-Mod in the future, should we look forward to your participation?

Is KoE Sirius' avatar hot? And if so, describe why in 200 words or less.

Is it true that all germans are slobs and the country is very messy?

John Milton wrote:For stories teach us, that liberty sought out of season, in a corrupt and degenerate age, brought Rome itself to a farther slavery: for liberty hath a sharp and double edge, fit only to be handled by just and virtuous men; to bad and dissolute, it becomes a mischief unwieldy in their own hands: neither is it completely given, but by them who have the happy skill to know what is grievance and unjust to a people, and how to remove it wisely; what good laws are wanting, and how to frame them substantially, that good men may enjoy the freedom which they merit, and the bad the curb which they need.

Discuss.

What's the longest erection for the longest amount of time you have held while in a area with at least 4 other people?

Do you like kittens?

Are you still a virgin?

Prove e=mc2

As the current leader of the Godless Heathens, do you perform your Satanic rituals:

A- more frequently.
B- more ferociously.
C- more virgin blood.
D- more blaspheming.
E- All of the above.
F- A and C, but not B.
G- B and D, but not A.
H- Nazis are not actually Atheist.


I updated my questionnaire copypasta. Are you honored? Y/N


Is there anything about you, other than being Atheist, that qualifies you for an eternity in hell?

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Would you please list any diseases or physical traits that hinder you in any way?


What are your favorite parts of your body and personality? Your least favorites?


Would you please list any deeply disturbing memories of a personal nature?

Like being molested as a child, or being raised Catholic.... or both.


What would be your favorite pet to have? List both realistic (like a dog), and fantasy (like an enslaved celebrity).


If you had the opportunity to get away, scot-free, with killing a single person in the past, present, or future (and without utterly fucking up the time continuum (or whatever)) in some way, who would it be?

You can not choose Hitler. You wouldn't want to kill "mein furor", would you? I mean, you can walk after all.

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What is the most disturbing thought you have had that you can remember? Describe.


If you HAD to commit suicide, how would you commit it?

In essence: A dirty bomb went off very near to you and you have become very heavily irradiated. You are a "walking ghost". Suppose you can choose to die slowly and horribly, but that hardly entertains the question.


What can you gather is the purpose/meaning of your life? aka why are you here? (Hypothetical)

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What is your level of empathy with the female gender?


Have you ever had thoughts of being a woman? If any, what thoughts?


What is your favorite song? Band? Singer/songwriter?

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What is your favorite fast food? Favorite item? (You can tell I'm American, born and raised.)


What is your favorite sit-in restaurant, and item?

Name per type of restaurant, if you wish.


What is your favorite movie? Genre? Director? Actor?

Name per genre/director, if you wish.

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What is your favorite TV show? Writer? Actor?


What is your favorite book? Writer?

Name per writer, if you wish.


What is your favorite game? Format?

Name per format, if you wish. i.e. tabletop, console, PC.

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What is your favorite past time altogether?

Besides sex, or murder.


What is your favorite part of the human females anatomy? Of the male one?


If you were able to choose exactly, how would you prefer to die?

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If you could choose, what would be your last words?


How many innocents do you feel are worth sacrificing for "the greater good"?

Be it to save one hundred times more people, one thousand times more, or to improve the world for so many generations of people (or more).


If you were forced to exterminate an entire species, what would it be and what qualified it for you?

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If you were forced to choose a mental illness to have inflicted upon yourself, what would it be?

Besides Catholicism, Scientology, or almost all other religions.


If you had to part with a piece of your body, what would it be?

It has to be something you would prefer to keep: the appendix, or a cancerous bit does not count.


If you had to live out the plot of a horror movie, what would it be?

Army of Darkness does not count.

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What is your favorite car? Make, model, and/or year?


What is your favorite time of day? Of the week?


do u liek mudkipz? u liek is wut i herd.


What is your favorite season?

Or describe your favorite parts of each, if you don't favor one.

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What is your favorite year?

Based on personal experience, knowledge of history, and events of year.


Who is your favorite celebrity or "important person"?


What is your favorite country?

Based on personal experience and knowledge of history. The United States of America doesn't count, that's everyones favorite.

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If you have one, who is your favorite American president?

Based on knowledge of history. I don't care about other countries, BTW.


What is your favorite war of all time?

Based on knowledge of history. The Cold War does not count.

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Do you think that you enjoy answering questions more, less, or about as much as Juan_Bottom, Snorri1234, or pimpdave?


Do you enjoy answering questions of a sexual and/or obscene nature?

Because you just KNOW that I do.


Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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What is your favorite color?


What is your favorite sense and experience of each? (sight, smell, sound, taste, touch)


What are your favorite habits? (e.g. eating regularly and shitting just as often)

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Is it true your parents met while both of them were teaching at McGill University?

Does anything fun happen in Germany, or is everyone always serious and gruff?

Should Quebec separate?

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?



If red=4 and sausage=pancakes, what is the square root of wallet?

What method do you use to lift the lid off a can of worms ?

Do you like mallards?