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In this 25th edition of the CC newsletter there is going to be an interview with prolific off-topic poster pimpdave!

Please post any questions you may have for him here and he will answer them in the next edition!

What's your favorite color?

Is your first name Dave or Pimp?

What does Dave think about you pimping him?


--Andy

你有家庭主妇还是没有家庭主妇吗？

Google translate is incorrect if you try to use it.

How many accounts have you had here at CC?

Why do you and firth4? respect each other so much.

What is the best book you have ever read, and why?

Did you manage to get Sergei hooked up?

By what was your tenure at McGill University marked?

Why is it the most powerful Uni ever?

When did McGill University invent you?

Questions about invention were invented at McGill in the year 1888.

What is your favourite song?

You can tell a suprising amount about a person with just that one question!

Rocket.

What year(s) did you attend McGill?

In what faculty?

How many babes did you make while there?

Is Canadian beer as good as they say it is?

Who invented hockey?

Did you know that everything was invented at McGill University, including McGill University?

Do you think the space-time continuum would be torn asunder because everything was invented at McGill University?

I second Woodruff's question, for whatever that's worth.

Where's Waldo ?

You're a GH member now, so I must ask: do you feel lucky punk?



Do you have any diseases or physical traits that hinder you in any way?


What are your favorite parts of your body and personality? What are your least favorites?


Do you have any deeply disturbing memories?

Like being molested as a child, or being raised Catholic.... or both.


What would be your favorite pet to have? Both realistic (like a dog), and fantasy (like a female celebrity).


If you had the opportunity to get away, scot-free, with killing a single person in the past, present, or future (and without utterly fucking up the time continuum (or whatever)) in some way, who would it be?

You can't choose Hitler.

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Describe the most fucked up dream that you can remember. If you can't remember a good one, describe the most fucked up thing you can think of. Or both even.


If you HAD to commit suicide, how would you do it?

A dirty bomb went off very near to you and you are very heavily irradiated. You are a walking ghost. Suppose you can choose to die slowly, but that hardly entertains the question.


What is the purpose/meaning of your life? aka why are you here?**

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What is your level of empathy with the female gender?


Have you ever had thoughts of being a woman?


What is your favorite song? Band? Singer/songwriter?

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What is your favorite fast food? Favorite item?


What is your favorite sit-in restaurant, and item?

Name per type of restaurant, if you wish.


What is your favorite movie? Genre? Director? Actor?

Name per genre/director, if you wish.


What is your favorite TV show? Writer? Actor?


What is your favorite book? Writer?

Name per writer, if you wish.


What is your favorite game? Format?

Name per format, if you wish. i.e. tabletop, console, PC.

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What is your favorite past time altogether?

Besides sex.


What is your favorite part of the female, human body? Of the male one?


If you were able to choose exactly, how would you prefer to die?

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If you could choose, what would be your last words?


How many innocents do you feel are worth sacrificing for "the greater good"?

Be it to save one hundred times more people, one thousands times more, or to improve the world for so many times of people (or more).


If you had to put to death an entire species, what would it be and what qualifies it?


If you were forced to choose a mental illness to have forced upon yourself, what would it be?

Besides Catholicism.... or Scientology.


If you had to part with a piece of your body, what would it be?

Besides the appendix, or a cancerous bit.


If you had to live out the plot of a horror movie, what would it be?

Army of Darkness does not count.

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What is your favorite car? Make, model, and/or year?


What is your favorite time of day?


What is your favorite season?

Or describe your favorite parts of each if you don't favor a particular one.


What is your favorite year?

Based on personal experience and knowledge of history.


Who is your favorite celebrity?


What is your favorite country?

Based on personal experience and knowledge of history. The United States of America doesn't count.

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If you have one, who is/was your favorite American president?

Based on knowledge of history.


What is your favorite war of all time?

Based on knowledge of history. The Cold War doesn't count.


Do you think that you enjoy answering questions more, less, or about as much as Juan_Bottom or Snorri1234?


Do you enjoy answering questions of a sexual and/or obscene nature?

would you trade a blastoise for a pikachu?

alex951 wrote:would you trade a blastoise for a pikachu?

That would stricly depend on their level, because while Blastoise is the third stage evolution and has better overall stats for the most part, pikachu cannot be evolved without a thunderstone so could go as high as level 99 while Wartortle evolves at level 42...

And id like to point out i remembered all of this without looking any of it up, as I was an original member of the Pikachu Clan here on CC...

What is the average wing-speed velocity of a swallow, either African or European?

Gold Knight wrote:

alex951 wrote:would you trade a blastoise for a pikachu?

That would stricly depend on their level, because while Blastoise is the third stage evolution and has better overall stats for the most part, pikachu cannot be evolved without a thunderstone so could go as high as level 99 while Wartortle evolves at level 42...

And id like to point out i remembered all of this without looking any of it up, as I was an original member of the Pikachu Clan here on CC...

What is the average wing-speed velocity of a swallow, either African or European?

OK would you trade a level 75 blastoise for a level 12 pikachu lol

Do you think MaleAlphaThree's list of question is the list he submits to babes on dating sites?

Why the universe is expanding?...and where is the space needed to that?

Are you a member of the Dharma Initiative?

Is it true that you attended McGill University?

Favourite sex position?

What is your favorite map and why?

Why are we here?